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Deathbed montage: Surprisingly large # of times you stood filling a Slurpee cup
| The Dismal Tide | 08/04/26 |
| Ricky's computer agent's third eye | 08/04/26 |
| .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, | 08/04/26 |
| The Dismal Tide | 08/04/26 |
| Frutiger Aero | 08/04/26 |
| https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg | 08/05/26 |
| Roblox | 08/05/26 |
| .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, | 08/04/26 |
| The Dismal Tide | 08/04/26 |
| Ricky's computer agent's third eye | 08/04/26 |
| didgeridoo | 08/04/26 |
| https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg | 08/04/26 |
| .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, | 08/04/26 |
| The Dismal Tide | 08/05/26 |
| potluck | 08/05/26 |
| https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg | 08/05/26 |
| ruinous phenotype | 08/04/26 |
| in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend | 08/04/26 |
| Mailer Daemon | 08/04/26 |
| potluck | 08/04/26 |
| https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg | 08/05/26 |
| potluck | 08/04/26 |
| Frutiger Aero | 08/04/26 |
| ...,....,,........ | 08/04/26 |
| potluck | 08/04/26 |
| in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend | 08/05/26 |
| Goy Debord | 08/05/26 |
| https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg | 08/05/26 |
| ruinous phenotype | 08/05/26 |
| https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg | 08/05/26 |
| The Dismal Tide | 08/05/26 |
| Goy Debord | 08/05/26 |
| .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, | 08/05/26 |
| .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, | 08/05/26 |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:12 AM Author: The Dismal Tide You lie on your deathbed in your final moments and as your eyelids drop the montage begins. You expect a more typical compendium of life experiences, but you soon realize its only one thing. Its only the various times you filled Slurpee cups at 7/11.
Youre initially surprised at how many times you did this. Slurpees are fine, but you never had any particular love for them, nor ever made a habit of going to 7/11. But look... there are you... dozens and dozens of times since childhood. The sound of the machine: PSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH
In the first clips it's your mom or dad filling the cup, as you stood by their legs, gazing up, giving instructions or waiting with big eyes.
In each of the clips, you can feel the thrill in your body that you felt then. The pure expectant joy.
it wasn't a bad life. |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:17 AM Author: Ricky's computer agent's third eye (🧐) The memories circle back. An onslaught of denial where you tell your own son "that crap is full of microplastics" and hand him a bottle of Kefir. He goes on to become a Big Lawyer, just like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50044388) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:18 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50044389) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:19 AM Author: The Dismal Tide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50044393) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 10:28 PM Author: Frutiger Aero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046092) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046837) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: Roblox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046874) |
Date: August 4th, 2026 9:18 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50044390) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 6:04 PM Author: The Dismal Tide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50045412) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 6:24 PM Author: Ricky's computer agent's third eye (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50045451) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: didgeridoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50045465) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg “I’ve really liked it here…” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50045830) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:53 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, (100 poast thread within 6 hours on XO 2014) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046018) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 9:50 AM Author: The Dismal Tide :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046670) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046748) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046835) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:53 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046021) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 9:55 PM Author: in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046026) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 10:02 PM Author: Mailer Daemon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046046) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 10:07 PM Author: potluck 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046055) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046836) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046088) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Frutiger Aero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046091) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046194) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:51 PM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046254) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 12:00 AM Author: in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046277) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: Goy Debord I thought, by the thread title, this was going to take a disgusting turn. But no. If that is the montage-- me going to 7-11 after a baseball game or me taking my kids to get a slurpee after a soccer or baseball game -- I am more than fine with it. |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:46 AM Author: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046860) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:49 AM Author: ruinous phenotype (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046869) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0noQqPWYAE3ils.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50046870) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: The Dismal Tide hahahahahaha
like "...with urine, while you posted alone in a screen-lit room, holding the cup between your pale thighs"?
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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Goy Debord poasting, while drunk, pants around ankles. Ridiculous, right?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50047039) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50047184) |
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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:24 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889385&forum_id=2...id#50047185) |