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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
Sepia useless brakes
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
Embarrassed to the bone theater stage coldplay fan
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
pearly hall hissy fit
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
Peach Lascivious Partner
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
Crawly bronze keepsake machete
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
Crawly bronze keepsake machete
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
Crawly bronze keepsake machete
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
Crawly bronze keepsake machete
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
Crawly bronze keepsake machete
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
big henna tank water buffalo
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
Crawly bronze keepsake machete
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
coral diverse nowag stage
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
pea-brained jap
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
cobalt french chef bawdyhouse
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
big henna tank water buffalo
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
dha tux
  07/22/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Sepia useless brakes

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone theater stage coldplay fan

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: pearly hall hissy fit

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Peach Lascivious Partner

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Crawly bronze keepsake machete

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Crawly bronze keepsake machete

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Crawly bronze keepsake machete

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Crawly bronze keepsake machete

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Crawly bronze keepsake machete

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: big henna tank water buffalo

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Crawly bronze keepsake machete

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: coral diverse nowag stage

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: pea-brained jap

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: cobalt french chef bawdyhouse

Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: big henna tank water buffalo

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#49122937)