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When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: marvelous fat ankles

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Drunken gaming laptop church building

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: domesticated snowy crackhouse

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Irradiated Mentally Impaired Center

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: violent psychic point

dial down the middle

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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: cheese-eating plum bbw party of the first part

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: marvelous fat ankles

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hairraiser state genital piercing

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hairraiser state genital piercing

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: metal macaca headpube

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: marvelous fat ankles

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: metal macaca headpube

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: exhilarant wine selfie

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Citrine ape

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: mint incel

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Bistre nibblets

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: bull headed vigorous electric furnace set

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: marvelous fat ankles

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: bull headed vigorous electric furnace set

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: exhilarant wine selfie

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: violent psychic point



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: exhilarant wine selfie

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Bistre nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Godawful Concupiscible Pit

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: bull headed vigorous electric furnace set

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Irradiated Mentally Impaired Center

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: bull headed vigorous electric furnace set

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Drunken gaming laptop church building

Period pads using blue ink.

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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: cracking old irish cottage boltzmann

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: cracking old irish cottage boltzmann

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: metal macaca headpube

Get connected

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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Titillating avocado stead

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: mint incel

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: Nudist gas station

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating plum bbw party of the first part

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Self-absorbed casino

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: mint incel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor

Girls Gone Wild

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Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: appetizing irate pistol

Hooked on Phonics

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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor

Muzzy

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: violent psychic point

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Demanding national stock car

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Onyx Razzmatazz Becky Kitty Cat

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling shaky boistinker

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Charismatic saffron hospital

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: gaped indirect expression locus

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Titillating avocado stead

Dexatrim

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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hairraiser state genital piercing

Woolite

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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hairraiser state genital piercing

Crystal Light

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Vibrant overrated business firm

Jenny Craig



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hairraiser state genital piercing

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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Vibrant overrated business firm

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: Self-absorbed casino

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694523)