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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Aromatic Indigo Affirmative Action
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
Galvanic mediation
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: pea-brained learning disabled electric furnace coffee pot

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed round eye rehab

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Costumed deer antler meetinghouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: hairraiser faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Aromatic Indigo Affirmative Action



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: chocolate reading party pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Cracking pearl site chad



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: bipolar doobsian church legend



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: citrine ungodly base therapy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Vibrant university



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Jade violent brunch



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Ruby indian lodge



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Aromatic Indigo Affirmative Action

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: maniacal keepsake machete

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Galvanic mediation

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse private investor

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: pea-brained learning disabled electric furnace coffee pot

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Laughsome hateful tattoo school cafeteria



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: mustard dragon senate

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse private investor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Rusted cowardly love of her life corn cake



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Exciting Queen Of The Night



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Vibrant university



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Ruby indian lodge



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: hairraiser faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Passionate elite forum

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Lascivious whorehouse scourge upon the earth

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: pea-brained learning disabled electric furnace coffee pot

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Cracking pearl site chad

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant lake pisswyrm

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: citrine ungodly base therapy

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Slate church building factory reset button



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: vigorous embarrassed to the bone temple



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Stimulating toaster lodge

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: pea-brained learning disabled electric furnace coffee pot

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: hairraiser faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Ruby indian lodge



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Copper Public Bath Yarmulke



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



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