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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home
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Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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startled multi-billionaire
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Odious community account property
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Red potus
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Big round eye native
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Big round eye native
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appetizing parlour hunting ground
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unhinged exciting university fat ankles
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histrionic ebony pocket flask
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wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
Mint location
  04/30/15
traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
  04/30/15
Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
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orchid kitchen
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orchid kitchen
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap
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unhinged exciting university fat ankles
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
  04/30/15
You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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orchid kitchen
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talented idea he suggested
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Mint location
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More please.
Yapping Tanning Salon Athletic Conference
  04/30/15
someone's gotta tell me the second pick
Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap
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carnelian at-the-ready plaza factory reset button
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Infuriating carmine point
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Wonderful
chest-beating effete church building
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Supple cyan state masturbator
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very tactful kitty cat
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180
mewling pale home tank
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clear piazza
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Insanely creepy doctorate
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
Razzle-dazzle Sooty School
  05/01/15
180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
Olive international law enforcement agency
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Dun reading party
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Odious community account property
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Nubile Hell Travel Guidebook
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Lol
Brilliant godawful meetinghouse
  04/30/16
jfc
Wonderful Onyx Corner Fanboi
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Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap
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Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap
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Big round eye native
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cream domesticated goyim public bath
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Excitant Circlehead Chapel
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vigorous spruce base juggernaut
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drab hairraiser really tough guy
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180 lmfao
laughsome geriatric abode
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orchid kitchen
  04/30/15
this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
Mint location
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orchid kitchen
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startled multi-billionaire
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Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
clear piazza
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Mint location
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Odious community account property
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Beta rambunctious generalized bond
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Jones Day is now on the clock
Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
  04/30/15
Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
mauve sadistic den macaca
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap
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Mint location
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orchid kitchen
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Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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startled multi-billionaire
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180
Infuriating carmine point
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carnelian at-the-ready plaza factory reset button
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lmao
Supple cyan state masturbator
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lol
very tactful kitty cat
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180 monikers
ruddy market
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Insanely creepy doctorate
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lmao
Razzle-dazzle Sooty School
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classic shit right here
Irate Fluffy Church
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thirsty kitty hospital
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diverse orchestra pit ratface
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Racy Flatulent Keepsake Machete Laser Beams
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wild stead elastic band
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Big round eye native
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vigorous spruce base juggernaut
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*standing ovation*
crawly fragrant sanctuary
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House-broken Confused Marketing Idea Range
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drab hairraiser really tough guy
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
azure idiotic ape lodge
  04/30/15
Dechert on the clock
mauve sadistic den macaca
  04/30/15
Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
Infuriating carmine point
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180 this seems like a reach this early
Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
  04/30/15
really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
mauve sadistic den macaca
  04/30/15
jesus christ
Thriller business firm
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Razzle-dazzle Sooty School
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
ruddy market
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thirsty kitty hospital
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clear piazza
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
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grizzly depressive locus
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Insanely creepy doctorate
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Excitant Circlehead Chapel
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Maroon arousing chad
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
Mint location
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Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
chest-beating effete church building
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
fishy lay knife
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
dashing spot turdskin
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
Yapping Tanning Salon Athletic Conference
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dashing spot turdskin
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
silver field azn
  05/01/15
(IRL Jay Cohen)
Yapping Tanning Salon Athletic Conference
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dashing spot turdskin
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Mint location
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Dun reading party
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appetizing parlour hunting ground
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
fishy lay knife
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
ruddy market
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
Provocative aquamarine dog poop
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
thirsty kitty hospital
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Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/15
Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
pearl razzle faggot firefighter indian lodge
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
dashing spot turdskin
  05/01/15
lol what a reach!
Yapping Tanning Salon Athletic Conference
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Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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Narrow-minded Heady Boistinker Boiling Water
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unrealistic.
Pungent immigrant theater stage
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boyish transparent ceo
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
clear piazza
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Yapping Tanning Salon Athletic Conference
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frightening
dashing spot turdskin
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Supple cyan state masturbator
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Razzle-dazzle Sooty School
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Insanely creepy doctorate
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Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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180s all around
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fuck
very tactful kitty cat
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Mint location
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devestating
Pontificating Internet-worthy Love Of Her Life Half-breed
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
Thriller business firm
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This one gets me.
Dun reading party
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Odious community account property
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Pontificating Internet-worthy Love Of Her Life Half-breed
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Stirring box office headpube
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boyish transparent ceo
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vigorous spruce base juggernaut
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crawly fragrant sanctuary
  12/22/21
a remarkable thread
free-loading snowy garrison candlestick maker
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"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
multi-colored greedy hall
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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floppy idiot
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Yapping Tanning Salon Athletic Conference
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Mint location
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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salmon heaven yarmulke
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Excitant Circlehead Chapel
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one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done....
Pontificating Internet-worthy Love Of Her Life Half-breed
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thirsty kitty hospital
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180
Aphrodisiac bespoke step-uncle's house
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this is gaining traction on twitter
Vivacious Hilarious Menage
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link?
up-to-no-good site clown
  09/03/15
holy shit 180^180
Ocher Vibrant Resort Pisswyrm
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
salmon heaven yarmulke
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Mint location
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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salmon heaven yarmulke
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Mint location
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lime filthy parlor
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lol
Olive international law enforcement agency
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Odious community account property
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Opaque institution
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lime filthy parlor
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180 thread
lascivious primrose voyeur
  05/01/15
i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
Pungent immigrant theater stage
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
mauve sadistic den macaca
  05/01/15
jesus
Ocher Vibrant Resort Pisswyrm
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Mint location
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great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap
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Pontificating Internet-worthy Love Of Her Life Half-breed
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Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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oh fuck
Lilac Awkward Senate
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free-loading snowy garrison candlestick maker
  05/08/15
this thread got fucking dark
Thriller business firm
  07/24/15
1 fuckin' 80
Soggy shrine
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jfc
Stirring box office headpube
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razzmatazz mahogany alpha
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Charcoal crackhouse
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frozen rough-skinned address foreskin
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boyish transparent ceo
  02/15/20
Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
Zombie-like jet school cafeteria
  07/12/21
omggggggggg
crawly fragrant sanctuary
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Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
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Mint location
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Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
mauve sadistic den macaca
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Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
Thriller business firm
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Pungent immigrant theater stage
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Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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boyish transparent ceo
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boyish transparent ceo
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Olive international law enforcement agency
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lime filthy parlor
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Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home
  05/01/15
Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
mauve sadistic den macaca
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180.
Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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salmon heaven yarmulke
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brilliant
Green anal giraffe dilemma
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Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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fiercely-loyal skinny woman
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JFC
Olive international law enforcement agency
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very tactful kitty cat
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diverse orchestra pit ratface
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mauve sadistic den macaca
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
swashbuckling station
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fucking trigger warning bro
Red potus
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Concupiscible haunting roast beef pit
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18000
grizzly depressive locus
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Razzle-dazzle Sooty School
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Jade Toaster Halford
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Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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Aphrodisiac bespoke step-uncle's house
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Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap
  07/24/15
this needs to be revisited.
Iridescent Exhilarant Stage Volcanic Crater
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Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
Aggressive water buffalo
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Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
Aggressive water buffalo
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Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
canary spectacular prole trailer park
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Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
Aggressive water buffalo
  07/25/15
No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
canary spectacular prole trailer park
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Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
Aggressive water buffalo
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
Lavender passionate rigor pozpig
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
canary spectacular prole trailer park
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
Thriller business firm
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
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Trip Shaky Principal's Office
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The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversa...
titillating tan gas station lettuce
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Link?
Dead Whorehouse
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Big round eye native
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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bateful cuck
  09/03/15
*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
ruddy market
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so, how has Cohen been doing?
dashing spot turdskin
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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dashing spot turdskin
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Deranged Crusty Bbw
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Stirring box office headpube
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galvanic house
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crimson self-absorbed regret pistol
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ivory stimulating stag film
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Jade Toaster Halford
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Poppy internal respiration
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Mind-boggling peach center windowlicker
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Naked indirect expression
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
coiffed curious bawdyhouse
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Twinkling Comical Cruise Ship Toilet Seat
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180 bump
Motley mustard nibblets private investor
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Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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Red potus
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cerebral startling theatre
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
mauve sadistic den macaca
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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underrated
House-broken Confused Marketing Idea Range
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boyish transparent ceo
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weil gotshal on the clock
Red potus
  10/01/17
This was me. Love u guys
Citrine glittery national
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How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the ...
charismatic ticket booth
  01/27/18
And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone g...
fantasy-prone violent trump supporter office
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Ultramarine Aromatic Set
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Really good thread
Ultramarine Aromatic Set
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fantasy-prone violent trump supporter office
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has anyone been cut yet?
Hot jewess
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
plum space
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We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the firs...
cocky theater filthpig
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
mauve sadistic den macaca
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Adventurous honey-headed locale friendly grandma
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Red potus
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"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long...
Big round eye native
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fucking brutal, 180
Red potus
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Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home
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180 brunch pervert
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electric casino gaming laptop
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Pontificating Internet-worthy Love Of Her Life Half-breed
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Ultramarine Aromatic Set
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Welp, that's enough internet for one day
appetizing parlour hunting ground
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Irradiated
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Excitant Circlehead Chapel
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vigorous spruce base juggernaut
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180
emerald insecure
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Beady-eyed Son Of Senegal Gunner
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Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home
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Yellow
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Wow.
Candy Ride
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Big round eye native
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mauve sadistic den macaca
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Classic thread.
Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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crimson self-absorbed regret pistol
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apoplectic wagecucks
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boyish transparent ceo
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diverse orchestra pit ratface
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Mint location
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Cracking shitlib
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black woman
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black woman
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emerald insecure
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Excitant Circlehead Chapel
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grizzly depressive locus
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Sepia violent quadroon
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Zombie-like jet school cafeteria
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Maroon arousing chad
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Excitant Circlehead Chapel
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clear piazza
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In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have re...
Zombie-like jet school cafeteria
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Candy Ride
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Henna flickering haunted graveyard
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Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.
crawly fragrant sanctuary
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Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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Henna flickering haunted graveyard
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Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon
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btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i ...
Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library
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unhinged exciting university fat ankles
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Yellow
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Judas Jones
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home

This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795882)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: startled multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796061)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Odious community account property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407816)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Red potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#30378422)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Big round eye native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36294901)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Big round eye native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36296450)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: appetizing parlour hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#37434605)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: unhinged exciting university fat ankles



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Date: October 11th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: histrionic ebony pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#48188448)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Mint location

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: orchid kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: orchid kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: unhinged exciting university fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: orchid kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: talented idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Mint location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Yapping Tanning Salon Athletic Conference

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: carnelian at-the-ready plaza factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Infuriating carmine point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: chest-beating effete church building

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Supple cyan state masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: very tactful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: mewling pale home tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: clear piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Insanely creepy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sooty School

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Olive international law enforcement agency

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Dun reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Odious community account property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Nubile Hell Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Brilliant godawful meetinghouse

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Wonderful Onyx Corner Fanboi

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Big round eye native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: cream domesticated goyim public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: Excitant Circlehead Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: vigorous spruce base juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#40819539)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: drab hairraiser really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#48185570)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: laughsome geriatric abode

180 lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#48185574)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: orchid kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Mint location

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: orchid kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: startled multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: clear piazza

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Mint location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Odious community account property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Beta rambunctious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: mauve sadistic den macaca

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Mint location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: orchid kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: startled multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Infuriating carmine point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: carnelian at-the-ready plaza factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Supple cyan state masturbator

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: very tactful kitty cat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: ruddy market

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Insanely creepy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sooty School

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Irate Fluffy Church

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: thirsty kitty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Racy Flatulent Keepsake Machete Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: wild stead elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Big round eye native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: vigorous spruce base juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: crawly fragrant sanctuary

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#43657367)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: House-broken Confused Marketing Idea Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#48185566)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: drab hairraiser really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#48185573)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: azure idiotic ape lodge

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: mauve sadistic den macaca

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Infuriating carmine point

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: mauve sadistic den macaca

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Thriller business firm

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sooty School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: ruddy market

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: thirsty kitty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: Brindle Sexy Stage Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: salmon heaven yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: clear piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: nofapping soul-stirring sneaky criminal area

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: grizzly depressive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: grizzly depressive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Insanely creepy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: Excitant Circlehead Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Maroon arousing chad



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: Mint location

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: chest-beating effete church building

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: fishy lay knife

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: dashing spot turdskin

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Yapping Tanning Salon Athletic Conference

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: dashing spot turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: silver field azn

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Yapping Tanning Salon Athletic Conference

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: dashing spot turdskin



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Mint location



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Dun reading party



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: appetizing parlour hunting ground



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: fishy lay knife

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: ruddy market

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Provocative aquamarine dog poop

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: thirsty kitty hospital

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: pearl razzle faggot firefighter indian lodge

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: dashing spot turdskin

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Yapping Tanning Salon Athletic Conference

lol what a reach!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Heady Boistinker Boiling Water



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Pungent immigrant theater stage

unrealistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803038)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:43 PM
Author: boyish transparent ceo



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: clear piazza

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Yapping Tanning Salon Athletic Conference



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: dashing spot turdskin

frightening

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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Supple cyan state masturbator



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sooty School



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Insanely creepy doctorate



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Erotic hominid forum

180s all around

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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: very tactful kitty cat

fuck

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Mint location



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: Pontificating Internet-worthy Love Of Her Life Half-breed

devestating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803249)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Thriller business firm

I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804474)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Dun reading party

This one gets me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27849045)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: Odious community account property



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Pontificating Internet-worthy Love Of Her Life Half-breed



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Stirring box office headpube



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: boyish transparent ceo



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: vigorous spruce base juggernaut



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: crawly fragrant sanctuary



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: free-loading snowy garrison candlestick maker

a remarkable thread

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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: multi-colored greedy hall

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig

she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her trips abroad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: floppy idiot



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Yapping Tanning Salon Athletic Conference



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Mint location



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: salmon heaven yarmulke



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: Excitant Circlehead Chapel



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Pontificating Internet-worthy Love Of Her Life Half-breed

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803243)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: thirsty kitty hospital



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bespoke step-uncle's house

180

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: Vivacious Hilarious Menage

this is gaining traction on twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803296)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: up-to-no-good site clown

link?

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Ocher Vibrant Resort Pisswyrm

holy shit 180^180

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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: salmon heaven yarmulke

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Mint location



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: salmon heaven yarmulke



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: Mint location



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: lime filthy parlor



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Olive international law enforcement agency

lol

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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Odious community account property



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Opaque institution



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Date: April 27th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: lime filthy parlor



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: lascivious primrose voyeur

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803435)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Pungent immigrant theater stage

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: mauve sadistic den macaca

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Ocher Vibrant Resort Pisswyrm

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: Mint location



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap

great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803872)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Pontificating Internet-worthy Love Of Her Life Half-breed



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Lilac Awkward Senate

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: free-loading snowy garrison candlestick maker



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: Thriller business firm

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407775)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Soggy shrine

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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Stirring box office headpube

jfc

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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:31 AM
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Author: frozen rough-skinned address foreskin



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: boyish transparent ceo



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Date: July 12th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Zombie-like jet school cafeteria

Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#42772283)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: crawly fragrant sanctuary

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Mint location



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: mauve sadistic den macaca

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Thriller business firm

I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804496)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Pungent immigrant theater stage



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: boyish transparent ceo



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:52 PM
Author: boyish transparent ceo



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Olive international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: lime filthy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28522768)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803848)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: mauve sadistic den macaca

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: salmon heaven yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804826)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: Green anal giraffe dilemma

brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27808467)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27853598)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27853635)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Olive international law enforcement agency

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27990763)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: very tactful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28522797)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29279242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: mauve sadistic den macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#31202519)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling station

sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#31202660)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Red potus

fucking trigger warning bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#34321504)



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Date: August 27th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible haunting roast beef pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#40819742)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: grizzly depressive locus

18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#41916475)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sooty School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804949)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Jade Toaster Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27849020)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27853585)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bespoke step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27990814)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Mildly autistic temple mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Iridescent Exhilarant Stage Volcanic Crater

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Aggressive water buffalo

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Aggressive water buffalo

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: canary spectacular prole trailer park

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Aggressive water buffalo

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: canary spectacular prole trailer park

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Aggressive water buffalo

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Lavender passionate rigor pozpig

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: canary spectacular prole trailer park

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Thriller business firm

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Blathering contagious blood rage rehab

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Trip Shaky Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29278934)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: titillating tan gas station lettuce

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Dead Whorehouse

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Big round eye native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36295661)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: bateful cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28684468)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: ruddy market

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: dashing spot turdskin

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#31202608)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: dashing spot turdskin



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Date: August 11th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Deranged Crusty Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28525471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: Stirring box office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28684480)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: galvanic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29275077)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: crimson self-absorbed regret pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29754062)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: ivory stimulating stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29754138)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Jade Toaster Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29952033)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Poppy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#30357358)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling peach center windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#30375332)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Naked indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#30803971)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: coiffed curious bawdyhouse

Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Twinkling Comical Cruise Ship Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33179547)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Motley mustard nibblets private investor

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33179555)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33186931)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Red potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#34501498)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: cerebral startling theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33179557)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: mauve sadistic den macaca

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33186947)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: House-broken Confused Marketing Idea Range

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#48185580)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: boyish transparent ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#34321462)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Red potus

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Citrine glittery national

This was me. Love u guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35252854)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: charismatic ticket booth

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violent trump supporter office

And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

I dont think so, Rick. I think theres a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesnt necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of theresplitters, you might call themwho didnt show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firmsis this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I dont need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine Aromatic Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35254151)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine Aromatic Set

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: fantasy-prone violent trump supporter office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35924070)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Hot jewess

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: plum space

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: cocky theater filthpig

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: mauve sadistic den macaca

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Adventurous honey-headed locale friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35940532)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Red potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36293966)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Big round eye native

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Red potus

fucking brutal, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36294177)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:29 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:41 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#38201002)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: emerald insecure

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#40819652)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Son Of Senegal Gunner



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: Bistre Marvelous Nursing Home



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Date: June 19th, 2023 1:00 PM
Author: Yellow



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Wow.

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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Big round eye native



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: mauve sadistic den macaca



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library

Classic thread.

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Date: April 25th, 2019 9:08 PM
Author: crimson self-absorbed regret pistol



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: apoplectic wagecucks



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: boyish transparent ceo



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:12 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit ratface



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 3:06 PM
Author: Mint location



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Date: June 4th, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: Cracking shitlib



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author:  black woman



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Date: September 10th, 2020 10:06 PM
Author:  black woman



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: emerald insecure



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Date: January 27th, 2021 1:08 PM
Author: Excitant Circlehead Chapel



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: grizzly depressive locus



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Date: April 29th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: Sepia violent quadroon



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: Zombie-like jet school cafeteria



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: Maroon arousing chad



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Excitant Circlehead Chapel



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Date: September 7th, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: clear piazza



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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: Zombie-like jet school cafeteria

In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have resulted in more reaches and draft busts than ever.

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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: Henna flickering haunted graveyard



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: crawly fragrant sanctuary

Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.

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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Henna flickering haunted graveyard



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating preventive strike library

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: unhinged exciting university fat ankles



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Yellow



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Date: April 24th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: clear piazza



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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