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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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Mentally impaired idiot
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
Comical ticket booth toilet seat
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Mentally impaired idiot
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outnumbered bipolar business firm indirect expression
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poppy soul-stirring corner
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Ungodly Dysfunction
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Ruddy Impressive Center
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Ruddy Impressive Center
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Blue Garrison Hairy Legs
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Flushed Flirting Cumskin
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Bateful Shrine Love Of Her Life
  10/11/24
wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
adventurous orchestra pit
  04/30/15
traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
Mentally impaired idiot
  04/30/15
Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
Comical ticket booth toilet seat
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Filthy glittery keepsake machete
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Filthy glittery keepsake machete
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
charcoal roast beef
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Flushed Flirting Cumskin
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
Mentally impaired idiot
  04/30/15
You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
Comical ticket booth toilet seat
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Filthy glittery keepsake machete
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Big Amethyst Doctorate Abode
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Comical ticket booth toilet seat
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adventurous orchestra pit
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More please.
Histrionic heaven
  04/30/15
someone's gotta tell me the second pick
charcoal roast beef
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Carmine state
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misanthropic brilliant rehab shitlib
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Wonderful
Electric effete native
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umber newt
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contagious jap brethren
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180
milky step-uncle's house
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Curious house gaping
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Vivacious alcoholic reading party
  05/01/15
legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
Pearly spectacular market deer antler
  05/01/15
180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
swashbuckling meetinghouse alpha
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Brindle Resort
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poppy soul-stirring corner
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Pale Thriller Nibblets
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Lol
flesh exhilarant mad cow disease faggotry
  04/30/16
jfc
Sable crotch wrinkle
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charcoal roast beef
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charcoal roast beef
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Ruddy Impressive Center
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Olive voyeur site
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Claret confused partner stage
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bronze giraffe principal's office
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180 lmfao
Razzle-dazzle Place Of Business Mexican
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Filthy glittery keepsake machete
  04/30/15
this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
adventurous orchestra pit
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Filthy glittery keepsake machete
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outnumbered bipolar business firm indirect expression
  04/30/15
Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
Curious house gaping
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adventurous orchestra pit
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poppy soul-stirring corner
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nubile cuckoldry plaza
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Jones Day is now on the clock
Mentally impaired idiot
  04/30/15
Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
zombie-like sooty station
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
charcoal roast beef
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adventurous orchestra pit
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Filthy glittery keepsake machete
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Mentally impaired idiot
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outnumbered bipolar business firm indirect expression
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180
misanthropic brilliant rehab shitlib
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Carmine state
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lmao
umber newt
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lol
contagious jap brethren
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180 monikers
stimulating church
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Vivacious alcoholic reading party
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lmao
Pearly spectacular market deer antler
  05/01/15
classic shit right here
talented university athletic conference
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federal theatre
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Sick Stead
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boyish piazza
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nudist magenta school
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Ruddy Impressive Center
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Claret confused partner stage
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*standing ovation*
Domesticated cyan hell
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low-t puppy
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bronze giraffe principal's office
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
Greedy heady fortuitous meteor national security agency
  04/30/15
Dechert on the clock
zombie-like sooty station
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
misanthropic brilliant rehab shitlib
  04/30/15
180 this seems like a reach this early
Mentally impaired idiot
  04/30/15
really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
zombie-like sooty station
  04/30/15
jesus christ
iridescent field kitty cat
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Pearly spectacular market deer antler
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
stimulating church
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federal theatre
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Racy Location Potus
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lemon nursing home
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Curious house gaping
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
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wonderful transparent tanning salon
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wonderful transparent tanning salon
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Vivacious alcoholic reading party
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Olive voyeur site
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multi-colored sexy wagecucks temple
  10/10/21
dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
adventurous orchestra pit
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Comical ticket booth toilet seat
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
Electric effete native
  05/01/15
so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
razzle alcoholic hospital
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
Histrionic heaven
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vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
internet-worthy grizzly degenerate police squad
  05/01/15
(IRL Jay Cohen)
Histrionic heaven
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vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier
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adventurous orchestra pit
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Brindle Resort
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Blue Garrison Hairy Legs
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
razzle alcoholic hospital
  05/01/15
are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
stimulating church
  05/01/15
that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
Blathering Half-breed Psychic
  05/01/15
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
federal theatre
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charcoal roast beef
  05/01/15
Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
indigo lettuce
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier
  05/01/15
lol what a reach!
Histrionic heaven
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Mentally impaired idiot
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Disgusting Hilarious Cruise Ship
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unrealistic.
Ultramarine floppy candlestick maker
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Frisky Walnut National
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
Curious house gaping
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Histrionic heaven
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frightening
vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier
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umber newt
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Pearly spectacular market deer antler
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Vivacious alcoholic reading party
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Mentally impaired idiot
  05/01/15
180s all around
Vigorous stubborn milk windowlicker
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fuck
contagious jap brethren
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adventurous orchestra pit
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devestating
Fluffy silver boiling water marketing idea
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
iridescent field kitty cat
  05/01/15
This one gets me.
Brindle Resort
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poppy soul-stirring corner
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Fluffy silver boiling water marketing idea
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tantric party of the first part library
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Frisky Walnut National
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Claret confused partner stage
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Domesticated cyan hell
  12/22/21
a remarkable thread
lake apoplectic menage
  05/01/15
"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
supple home
  05/01/15
she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
Mentally impaired idiot
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Trip senate
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Histrionic heaven
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adventurous orchestra pit
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
Painfully honest volcanic crater
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lemon nursing home
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Olive voyeur site
  08/26/20
one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done....
Fluffy silver boiling water marketing idea
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federal theatre
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180
Submissive address generalized bond
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this is gaining traction on twitter
indecent soggy hall round eye
  05/01/15
link?
Aquamarine immigrant theater stage
  09/03/15
holy shit 180^180
Onyx Church Building Incel
  05/01/15
Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
lemon nursing home
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adventurous orchestra pit
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
Painfully honest volcanic crater
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lemon nursing home
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adventurous orchestra pit
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Territorial shaky institution filthpig
  05/02/15
lol
swashbuckling meetinghouse alpha
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poppy soul-stirring corner
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Sepia Old Irish Cottage Point
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Territorial shaky institution filthpig
  04/27/18
180 thread
Razzmatazz pistol trailer park
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i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
Ultramarine floppy candlestick maker
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
zombie-like sooty station
  05/01/15
jesus
Onyx Church Building Incel
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adventurous orchestra pit
  05/01/15
great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
charcoal roast beef
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Fluffy silver boiling water marketing idea
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Mentally impaired idiot
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Mentally impaired idiot
  05/01/15
oh fuck
High-end faggot firefighter
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lake apoplectic menage
  05/08/15
this thread got fucking dark
iridescent field kitty cat
  07/24/15
1 fuckin' 80
spruce yarmulke
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jfc
tantric party of the first part library
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Aphrodisiac international law enforcement agency space
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Twisted Ebony Box Office
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Frisky Walnut National
  02/15/20
Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
stirring self-centered persian
  07/12/21
omggggggggg
Domesticated cyan hell
  12/22/21
Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
Painfully honest volcanic crater
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adventurous orchestra pit
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Mentally impaired idiot
  05/01/15
While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
zombie-like sooty station
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Painfully honest volcanic crater
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
iridescent field kitty cat
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Ultramarine floppy candlestick maker
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Mentally impaired idiot
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Frisky Walnut National
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Frisky Walnut National
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swashbuckling meetinghouse alpha
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Territorial shaky institution filthpig
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Comical ticket booth toilet seat
  05/01/15
Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
zombie-like sooty station
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180.
Painfully honest volcanic crater
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lemon nursing home
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brilliant
House-broken pit
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Mentally impaired idiot
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learning disabled dead public bath
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JFC
swashbuckling meetinghouse alpha
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contagious jap brethren
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Sick Stead
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zombie-like sooty station
  08/16/16
sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
Scarlet Kitchen
  08/16/16
fucking trigger warning bro
Ungodly Dysfunction
  09/28/17
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Laughsome sanctuary
  08/27/20
18000
wonderful transparent tanning salon
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Pearly spectacular market deer antler
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diverse gold crackhouse juggernaut
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Mentally impaired idiot
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Submissive address generalized bond
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charcoal roast beef
  07/24/15
this needs to be revisited.
Elite electric furnace
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Painfully honest volcanic crater
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
topaz internal respiration
  07/24/15
Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
Mentally impaired idiot
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
topaz internal respiration
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Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
Mentally impaired idiot
  07/25/15
The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
Purple locus tank
  07/25/15
Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
topaz internal respiration
  07/25/15
No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
Purple locus tank
  07/25/15
Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
topaz internal respiration
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
Mentally impaired idiot
  07/25/15
Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
Purple locus tank
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
iridescent field kitty cat
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
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navy irradiated stag film
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The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversa...
dashing violet foreskin
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Link?
Charismatic Offensive Parlor
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Ruddy Impressive Center
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
Painfully honest volcanic crater
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Slap-happy honey-headed property
  09/03/15
*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
stimulating church
  09/03/15
so, how has Cohen been doing?
vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier
  02/04/16
Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
Painfully honest volcanic crater
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vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier
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Thirsty Sweet Tailpipe Rigor
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tantric party of the first part library
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cream locale weed whacker
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Marvelous Hairless Associate
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geriatric brass parlour
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diverse gold crackhouse juggernaut
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bright dingle berry
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Motley brunch azn
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Burgundy titillating range private investor
  06/27/16
Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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Bespoke saffron chapel friendly grandma
  04/27/17
180 bump
Mint Buck-toothed Base
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Painfully honest volcanic crater
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Ungodly Dysfunction
  10/22/17
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Very tactful doobsian son of senegal
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
zombie-like sooty station
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
Painfully honest volcanic crater
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underrated
low-t puppy
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Frisky Walnut National
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weil gotshal on the clock
Ungodly Dysfunction
  10/01/17
This was me. Love u guys
massive school cafeteria philosopher-king
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How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the ...
fuchsia french stage cuck
  01/27/18
And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone g...
yellow travel guidebook
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sapphire cerebral legal warrant ceo
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Really good thread
sapphire cerebral legal warrant ceo
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yellow travel guidebook
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has anyone been cut yet?
gay lascivious liquid oxygen
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
Painfully honest volcanic crater
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
Galvanic Knife Personal Credit Line
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We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the firs...
Beady-eyed french chef office
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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Canary gas station
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Ungodly Dysfunction
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"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long...
Ruddy Impressive Center
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fucking brutal, 180
Ungodly Dysfunction
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Comical ticket booth toilet seat
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Painfully honest volcanic crater
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Odious wine therapy
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ruby laser beams scourge upon the earth
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Fluffy silver boiling water marketing idea
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sapphire cerebral legal warrant ceo
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Welp, that's enough internet for one day
Blue Garrison Hairy Legs
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Opaque appetizing indian lodge
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Olive voyeur site
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Claret confused partner stage
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180
swollen dilemma
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Chocolate cracking casino sandwich
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Comical ticket booth toilet seat
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Arousing Dragon Spot
  06/19/23
Wow.
Candy Ride
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Ruddy Impressive Center
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zombie-like sooty station
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Classic thread.
Painfully honest volcanic crater
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Marvelous Hairless Associate
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Insecure crimson main people
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Frisky Walnut National
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Sick Stead
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adventurous orchestra pit
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Disturbing Forum
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Disturbing Forum
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swollen dilemma
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Olive voyeur site
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wonderful transparent tanning salon
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stirring self-centered persian
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multi-colored sexy wagecucks temple
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Olive voyeur site
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In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have re...
stirring self-centered persian
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Candy Ride
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autistic snowy set people who are hurt
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Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.
Domesticated cyan hell
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Painfully honest volcanic crater
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autistic snowy set people who are hurt
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Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon
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btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i ...
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Flushed Flirting Cumskin
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Arousing Dragon Spot
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Comical ticket booth toilet seat

This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: outnumbered bipolar business firm indirect expression



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2016 12:24 PM
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Ruddy Impressive Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36294901)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Ruddy Impressive Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36296450)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Blue Garrison Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#37434605)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Flushed Flirting Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#47801857)



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Date: October 11th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Bateful Shrine Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#48188448)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Comical ticket booth toilet seat

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Filthy glittery keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Filthy glittery keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: charcoal roast beef

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Flushed Flirting Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: Comical ticket booth toilet seat

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Filthy glittery keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Big Amethyst Doctorate Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Comical ticket booth toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Histrionic heaven

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: charcoal roast beef

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Carmine state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: misanthropic brilliant rehab shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Electric effete native

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: umber newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: contagious jap brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: milky step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Curious house gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Vivacious alcoholic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Pearly spectacular market deer antler

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse alpha

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Brindle Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: poppy soul-stirring corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Pale Thriller Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: flesh exhilarant mad cow disease faggotry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Sable crotch wrinkle

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: charcoal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: charcoal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Ruddy Impressive Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Fighting affirmative action pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: Olive voyeur site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Claret confused partner stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#40819539)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: bronze giraffe principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#48185570)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Place Of Business Mexican

180 lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#48185574)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Filthy glittery keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Filthy glittery keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: outnumbered bipolar business firm indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Curious house gaping

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: poppy soul-stirring corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: nubile cuckoldry plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: zombie-like sooty station

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: charcoal roast beef

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Filthy glittery keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: outnumbered bipolar business firm indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: misanthropic brilliant rehab shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Carmine state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: umber newt

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: contagious jap brethren

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: stimulating church

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Vivacious alcoholic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Pearly spectacular market deer antler

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: talented university athletic conference

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: federal theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Sick Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: boyish piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: nudist magenta school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Ruddy Impressive Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Claret confused partner stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Domesticated cyan hell

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#43657367)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: low-t puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#48185566)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: bronze giraffe principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#48185573)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Greedy heady fortuitous meteor national security agency

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: zombie-like sooty station

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: misanthropic brilliant rehab shitlib

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: zombie-like sooty station

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: iridescent field kitty cat

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Pearly spectacular market deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: stimulating church

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: federal theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: Racy Location Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: lemon nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: Curious house gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling magical digit ratio

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: wonderful transparent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: wonderful transparent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Vivacious alcoholic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: Olive voyeur site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: multi-colored sexy wagecucks temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: Comical ticket booth toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Electric effete native

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: razzle alcoholic hospital

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Histrionic heaven

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: internet-worthy grizzly degenerate police squad

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Histrionic heaven

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Brindle Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: Blue Garrison Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: razzle alcoholic hospital

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: stimulating church

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Blathering Half-breed Psychic

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: federal theatre

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: charcoal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: indigo lettuce

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Histrionic heaven

lol what a reach!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799935)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Disgusting Hilarious Cruise Ship



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine floppy candlestick maker

unrealistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803038)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:43 PM
Author: Frisky Walnut National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#39599343)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Curious house gaping

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Histrionic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799805)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier

frightening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799807)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: umber newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799820)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Pearly spectacular market deer antler



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Vivacious alcoholic reading party



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799936)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Vigorous stubborn milk windowlicker

180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799960)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: contagious jap brethren

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799998)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: Fluffy silver boiling water marketing idea

devestating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803249)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: iridescent field kitty cat

I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804474)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Brindle Resort

This one gets me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27849045)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: poppy soul-stirring corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407837)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Fluffy silver boiling water marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28455711)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: tantric party of the first part library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28684524)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Frisky Walnut National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33350732)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: Claret confused partner stage



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: Domesticated cyan hell



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: lake apoplectic menage

a remarkable thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27799973)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: supple home

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot

she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her trips abroad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Trip senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27800869)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Histrionic heaven



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803019)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: lemon nursing home



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: Olive voyeur site



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Fluffy silver boiling water marketing idea

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803243)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: federal theatre



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: Submissive address generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803293)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: indecent soggy hall round eye

this is gaining traction on twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803296)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine immigrant theater stage

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28684690)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Onyx Church Building Incel

holy shit 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803313)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: lemon nursing home

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: lemon nursing home



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Territorial shaky institution filthpig



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27990770)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: poppy soul-stirring corner



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Sepia Old Irish Cottage Point



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Date: April 27th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Territorial shaky institution filthpig



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pistol trailer park

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803435)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine floppy candlestick maker

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: zombie-like sooty station

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Onyx Church Building Incel

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803728)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: charcoal roast beef

great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803872)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Fluffy silver boiling water marketing idea



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: High-end faggot firefighter

oh fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27849095)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: lake apoplectic menage



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: iridescent field kitty cat

this thread got fucking dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407775)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: spruce yarmulke

1 fuckin' 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407785)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: tantric party of the first part library

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28684548)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac international law enforcement agency space



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Date: July 10th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: Twisted Ebony Box Office



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Black famous landscape painting lay



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Frisky Walnut National



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Date: July 12th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: stirring self-centered persian

Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#42772283)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: Domesticated cyan hell

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: zombie-like sooty station

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: iridescent field kitty cat

I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804496)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine floppy candlestick maker



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Frisky Walnut National



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:52 PM
Author: Frisky Walnut National



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse alpha



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Territorial shaky institution filthpig



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: Comical ticket booth toilet seat



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: zombie-like sooty station

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: lemon nursing home



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: House-broken pit

brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27808467)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27853598)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: learning disabled dead public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27853635)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse alpha

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27990763)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: contagious jap brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28522797)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Sick Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29279242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: zombie-like sooty station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#31202519)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Scarlet Kitchen

sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#31202660)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Ungodly Dysfunction

fucking trigger warning bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#34321504)



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Date: August 27th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Laughsome sanctuary



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: wonderful transparent tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#41916475)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Pearly spectacular market deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27804949)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: diverse gold crackhouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27849020)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27853585)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Submissive address generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#27990814)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: charcoal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Elite electric furnace

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: topaz internal respiration

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Purple locus tank

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: topaz internal respiration

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Purple locus tank

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: topaz internal respiration

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Mentally impaired idiot

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Purple locus tank

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: iridescent field kitty cat

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Useless Flatulent Turdskin Theater

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: navy irradiated stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29278934)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: dashing violet foreskin

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Charismatic Offensive Parlor

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Ruddy Impressive Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36295661)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy honey-headed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28684468)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: stimulating church

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse sound barrier

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#31202608)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:48 PM
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Date: August 11th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Thirsty Sweet Tailpipe Rigor



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: tantric party of the first part library



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: cream locale weed whacker



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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairless Associate



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: geriatric brass parlour



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: diverse gold crackhouse juggernaut



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Date: April 27th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: bright dingle berry



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Date: April 29th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Motley brunch azn



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Burgundy titillating range private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#30803971)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: duck-like mewling striped hyena lodge

Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Bespoke saffron chapel friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33179547)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Mint Buck-toothed Base

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33179555)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33186931)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Ungodly Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#34501498)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Very tactful doobsian son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33179557)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: zombie-like sooty station

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#33186947)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: low-t puppy

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#48185580)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Frisky Walnut National



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Ungodly Dysfunction

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: massive school cafeteria philosopher-king

This was me. Love u guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35252854)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: fuchsia french stage cuck

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: yellow travel guidebook

And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

I dont think so, Rick. I think theres a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesnt necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of theresplitters, you might call themwho didnt show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firmsis this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I dont need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: sapphire cerebral legal warrant ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35254151)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: sapphire cerebral legal warrant ceo

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: yellow travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35924070)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: gay lascivious liquid oxygen

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Galvanic Knife Personal Credit Line

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Beady-eyed french chef office

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: zombie-like sooty station

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Canary gas station



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Ungodly Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36293966)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Ruddy Impressive Center

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Ungodly Dysfunction

fucking brutal, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#36294177)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater



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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Ruddy Impressive Center



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: zombie-like sooty station



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater

Classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2...id#37434654)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: stirring self-centered persian

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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: Painfully honest volcanic crater

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

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