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How much commissary would you get for your gf in jail?

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Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
how much did your bf get for you?
queensbridge benzo
  07/26/25
(Subject matter expert)
Trust If Aryan
  07/26/25
Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self a...
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  07/26/25
Beyond belief
Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
DUAL subject matter expert, actually
Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
TRIPLE actually - see cookie section
Trust If Aryan
  07/26/25
LOL
Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.
Candy Ride
  07/26/25
How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that sta...
disco fries
  07/26/25
Not in the catalog
Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
How much is commissary and what can she get
Fucking Fuckface
  07/26/25
See my order below
Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass
disco fries
  07/26/25
imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce
Pope Leo XXX
  07/26/25
tbf, probably not as much as his wife.
msj
  07/26/25
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Pope Leo XXX
  07/26/25
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Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
It displays: (QTY) Total cost So for example 16 Snicke...
Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s go...
toll job
  07/26/25
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Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
Meth? STDs?
Trust If Aryan
  07/26/25
No STDs and she doesn't sell ass. She's a pro burglar
Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may ...
Billy Buttfucker
  07/26/25
She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail...
Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between yo...
disco fries
  07/26/25
Yeah
Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/26/25
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Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll"...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,.,
  07/26/25
It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit o...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/26/25
At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian&...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,.,
  07/26/25
What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved w...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/26/25
This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,.,
  07/26/25
This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedb...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/26/25
Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CH...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,.,
  07/26/25
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Trust If Aryan
  07/26/25
Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  07/26/25
Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries
Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  07/26/25
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Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  07/26/25
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Gay Grandpa
  07/26/25
Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and y...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  07/26/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132155)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

how much did your bf get for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132158)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan

(Subject matter expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self awareness to setup this DUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132273)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Beyond belief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132278)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

DUAL subject matter expert, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132314)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan

TRIPLE actually - see cookie section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132338)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132361)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49133291)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that stay tied and won’t come undone in court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132390)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Not in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132393)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

How much is commissary and what can she get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132248)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

See my order below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132378)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132254)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132268)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: msj

tbf, probably not as much as his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132320)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Pope Leo XXX



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132636)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132280)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

It displays:

(QTY) Total cost

So for example 16 Snickers bars for a total of 18.72 (like 1.10 per bar which is a steal) but it doesn't display individual item cost

They only allow $100 per month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132289)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: toll job

Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s got connections to money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132298)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132306)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan

Meth? STDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132342)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

No STDs and she doesn't sell ass.

She's a pro burglar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132365)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Billy Buttfucker

Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may need to sleep less to free up the cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132303)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail.

Plus wouldn't i basically lose that money once she fails to appear? Better that the time she's in right now counts as time served.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132311)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between you and the penal institution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132316)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132326)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum to her cellie or whatever other friend(s) she identified as being crucial to her well being

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132347)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132363)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,., ( )


You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll" to protect her, otherwise she'll just be extorted by tougher girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132364)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit on payroll and find the guards wives and give them no-show jobs at my business if that's what it took.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132367)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,., ( )


At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian" girl who ISN'T in prison to be your concubine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132370)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved wife if she went away for murdering someone who totally had it coming or whatever. I could be $5,000 a month into her protection and probably still come out ahead financially compared to her being free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132377)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,., ( )


This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically says "gf." Wife is a totally different equation wtf bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132387)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedback brother. Life experience blinders you sometimes and I can no longer fathom having a girlfriend

The correct answer to this precise hypo is "lol, nothing" or if they're only in for a short stint and great in bed "the single person maximum, because it's immaterial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132403)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,., ( )


Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CHAD while you were sending her commissary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132349)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132353)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132373)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132374)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132384)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that automated inmate phone calls for local governments. They got a cut of the fees and I remember them being high. Seemed shitty.

How long have you two been together? Are you still together or is she with someone else skeezy now and you are just being a good guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132399)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132431)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and you already know everything others would say. Take care of yourself and remember you can’t fix everything and everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132647)