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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
Translucent Rambunctious Messiness
  11/22/23
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Contagious sienna public bath lettuce
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
Beady-eyed hell
  11/22/23
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Mega Feces
  09/12/26
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
irradiated silver meetinghouse newt
  11/22/23
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Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
Peach Low-t Cuckold Potus
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
Wild lay
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
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cerebral godawful cuck bawdyhouse
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vivacious ruby orchestra pit pistol
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vivacious ruby orchestra pit pistol
  04/28/24
Women are 180
Lime Confused Tanning Salon Love Of Her Life
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irradiated silver meetinghouse newt
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jet frum church building multi-billionaire
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Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard
  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
irradiated silver meetinghouse newt
  11/23/23
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Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
180 Parlour Mood
  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
180 Parlour Mood
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180 Parlour Mood
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Deer Antler
  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
180 Parlour Mood
  11/26/23
I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Deer Antler
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irradiated silver meetinghouse newt
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Beady-eyed hell
  09/30/25
Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
Splenetic set cumskin
  04/28/24
180 song
poppy striped hyena
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
poppy striped hyena
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
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  12/19/23


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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: Translucent Rambunctious Messiness

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Contagious sienna public bath lettuce



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hell

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

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Date: September 12th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Mega Feces



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: irradiated silver meetinghouse newt

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Peach Low-t Cuckold Potus

Holy fuck

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Wild lay

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: cerebral godawful cuck bawdyhouse



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: vivacious ruby orchestra pit pistol



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: vivacious ruby orchestra pit pistol



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Lime Confused Tanning Salon Love Of Her Life

Women are 180

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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: irradiated silver meetinghouse newt



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: jet frum church building multi-billionaire



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: irradiated silver meetinghouse newt

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: 180 Parlour Mood

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: 180 Parlour Mood

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: 180 Parlour Mood



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Deer Antler

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: 180 Parlour Mood

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Deer Antler

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: irradiated silver meetinghouse newt



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hell



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Splenetic set cumskin

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: poppy striped hyena

180 song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47130852)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: poppy striped hyena

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard

he was purely a producer driven act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Stirring clear sanctuary place of business

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2...id#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard



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