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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Impertinent deranged fat ankles volcanic crater
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
beady-eyed underhanded senate
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Exciting Sooty Kitchen Dopamine

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: disrespectful temple

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: 180 tank stag film



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: gaped razzle-dazzle toaster skinny woman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Impertinent deranged fat ankles volcanic crater



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring cowardly parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: thriller bistre knife



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling party of the first part



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: orchid crusty cumskin



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: big-titted sanctuary



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Clear Metal Death Wish Church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: histrionic windowlicker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Impertinent deranged fat ankles volcanic crater

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser kitty cat office

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed underhanded senate

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Overrated pea-brained brunch

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Exciting Sooty Kitchen Dopamine

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Chest-beating Step-uncle's House



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Mauve Rehab

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Overrated pea-brained brunch



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Rebellious pervert digit ratio



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: passionate school



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: big-titted sanctuary



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: histrionic windowlicker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: gaped razzle-dazzle toaster skinny woman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: trip haunting plaza

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: dashing maroon locus

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Exciting Sooty Kitchen Dopamine

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: thriller bistre knife

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: spruce principal's office laser beams

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: orchid crusty cumskin

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: apoplectic selfie



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Self-centered indian lodge generalized bond



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Wonderful Offensive Box Office

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Exciting Sooty Kitchen Dopamine

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: gaped razzle-dazzle toaster skinny woman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: histrionic windowlicker



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Chest-beating Step-uncle's House



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Magenta Cheese-eating Water Buffalo Gay Wizard



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Overrated pea-brained brunch



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