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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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histrionic voyeur
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
slap-happy weed whacker police squad
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
sapphire painfully honest cuck box office
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Startling impressive lay persian
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
sapphire painfully honest cuck box office
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Startling impressive lay persian
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
histrionic voyeur
  05/05/24
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Startling impressive lay persian
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
slap-happy weed whacker police squad
  05/05/24
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sapphire painfully honest cuck box office
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Exciting filthpig yarmulke
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
flirting hell
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
slap-happy weed whacker police squad
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
carnelian learning disabled philosopher-king
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
histrionic voyeur
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
passionate hospital
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Chocolate stain
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
passionate hospital
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Heady henna skinny woman idiot
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
passionate hospital
  05/06/24
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Stirring center chad
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Irate Curious Lodge Corn Cake
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
carnelian learning disabled philosopher-king
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Garnet genital piercing native
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Comical jap
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
canary brunch hominid
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
passionate hospital
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
histrionic voyeur
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
carnelian learning disabled philosopher-king
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
peach razzmatazz brethren kitty
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
sapphire painfully honest cuck box office
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Garnet genital piercing native
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Pearly new version chapel
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Garnet genital piercing native
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
histrionic voyeur
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Garnet genital piercing native
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
slap-happy weed whacker police squad
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
pontificating stock car stage
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
histrionic voyeur
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: histrionic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: slap-happy weed whacker police squad

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: sapphire painfully honest cuck box office

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Startling impressive lay persian

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: sapphire painfully honest cuck box office

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Startling impressive lay persian

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: histrionic voyeur

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Startling impressive lay persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: slap-happy weed whacker police squad

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: sapphire painfully honest cuck box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Exciting filthpig yarmulke

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: flirting hell

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: slap-happy weed whacker police squad

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: carnelian learning disabled philosopher-king

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: histrionic voyeur

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: passionate hospital

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Chocolate stain

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: passionate hospital

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Heady henna skinny woman idiot

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: passionate hospital

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Stirring center chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Irate Curious Lodge Corn Cake

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: carnelian learning disabled philosopher-king

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Garnet genital piercing native

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Comical jap

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: canary brunch hominid

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: passionate hospital

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: histrionic voyeur

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: carnelian learning disabled philosopher-king

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: peach razzmatazz brethren kitty

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: sapphire painfully honest cuck box office

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Garnet genital piercing native

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Pearly new version chapel

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Garnet genital piercing native

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: histrionic voyeur

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Garnet genital piercing native

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: slap-happy weed whacker police squad

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: pontificating stock car stage

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: histrionic voyeur

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2...id#47641125)