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Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought ...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/10/24
Ur gonna lose it all, man.
Provocative Boistinker
  05/10/24
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Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/10/24
Living the dream
yapping stage
  05/10/24
What the hell is wrong with you
rough-skinned twisted feces
  05/10/24
Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/10/24
The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
Vibrant Stag Film Liquid Oxygen
  05/10/24
Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch in...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/10/24
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Flushed appetizing trust fund
  05/11/24
I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/10/24
Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us
Beady-eyed Massive Mexican
  05/10/24
I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack ...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/10/24
Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros
Beady-eyed Massive Mexican
  05/10/24
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internet-worthy stirring resort
  05/10/24
I really miss her
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/10/24
(goy dbg)
bistre unhinged sanctuary
  05/10/24
bitch boi existence.
Concupiscible fat ankles
  05/10/24
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bistre unhinged sanctuary
  05/10/24
rare cr bitchboi
citrine heady hall
  05/11/24
You're a fat pig
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan ...
mind-boggling idiot
  05/12/24
I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
Cracking Orchestra Pit
  05/10/24
You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity w...
charismatic crimson roommate bawdyhouse
  05/10/24
Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions...
Fuchsia soul-stirring temple alpha
  05/10/24
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bistre unhinged sanctuary
  05/10/24
By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be &quo...
charismatic crimson roommate bawdyhouse
  05/10/24
I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't ...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/10/24
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Razzle Area
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Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/10/24
Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul...
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Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
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Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
I have so many of these
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  05/11/24
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Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on...
charismatic crimson roommate bawdyhouse
  05/11/24
Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out w...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movi...
rough-skinned twisted feces
  05/11/24
180
Razzle Area
  05/11/24
how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
internet-worthy stirring resort
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  05/11/24
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internet-worthy stirring resort
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bistre unhinged sanctuary
  05/11/24
You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get dru...
citrine heady hall
  05/11/24
It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I ...
Thriller hilarious dilemma
  05/11/24
how old are your boys?
Poppy corn cake
  05/11/24
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exciting flatulent trump supporter set
  05/11/24
10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bri...
Poppy corn cake
  05/11/24
They've seen it 20+ times. I slept. Just went for a run ...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
👍👍👍
Poppy corn cake
  05/11/24
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Razzle Area
  05/11/24
2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?
contagious translucent spot
  05/11/24
Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have th...
contagious translucent spot
  05/11/24
I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
3 thoughts: I don’t have sex with my wife or ever tal...
Alcoholic institution
  05/11/24
This is unfathomable to me.
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?
dead abode
  05/11/24
I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weig...
Alcoholic institution
  05/11/24
Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
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Big-titted indian lodge
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Razzle Area
  05/11/24
Just go throw them some pitches At least you still have t...
zombie-like sticky senate pistol
  05/11/24
Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read
dashing slippery locus
  05/11/24
So don't.
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
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dashing slippery locus
  05/11/24
Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope yo...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
Wtf you are replying to a blank post
dashing slippery locus
  05/11/24
I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And ...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating...
dashing slippery locus
  05/11/24
You're a weirdo
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
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abnormal brunch brethren
  05/11/24
Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was h...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
I want to beat this fucker so bad.
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough t...
titillating messiness
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I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't ...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/11/24
She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And ...
Beady-eyed Massive Mexican
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abnormal brunch brethren
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Disrespectful glittery generalized bond
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dashing slippery locus
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No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't f...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/12/24
Dear poaster, Congratulations! Your poast has been select...
Multi-colored disgusting main people mother
  05/12/24
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zombie-like sticky senate pistol
  05/12/24
This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him
dashing slippery locus
  05/11/24
brother I know this may shock you but women often do not mak...
contagious translucent spot
  05/11/24
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Razzle Area
  05/11/24
She fucked him and chugged the jizz.
Provocative Boistinker
  05/11/24
You clearly don't know me.
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/12/24
Hmmm
zombie-like sticky senate pistol
  05/12/24
Why would that made you angry?
rough-skinned twisted feces
  05/11/24
"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such ...
abnormal brunch brethren
  05/11/24
:|
aquamarine cerebral associate
  05/11/24
Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life jus...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/12/24
are u a woman?
bistre unhinged sanctuary
  05/11/24
Yes.
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/12/24
180
Razzle Area
  05/12/24
sodomize his wife on camera
Hyperactive Bright Depressive
  05/12/24
I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I wo...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/12/24
why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particu...
Hairraiser Startled Faggotry
  05/12/24
No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/12/24
your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occas...
Hairraiser Startled Faggotry
  05/12/24
Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/12/24
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Razzle Area
  05/12/24
Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call ...
floppy internal respiration weed whacker
  05/12/24
I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obvi...
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/12/24
I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/12/24
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Razzle Area
  05/12/24
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Hairraiser Startled Faggotry
  05/12/24
fag
bistre unhinged sanctuary
  05/12/24
Ur a fag
Balding Giraffe
  05/12/24
fag
Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal
  05/12/24
faggot, homo, loser, bitch
bistre unhinged sanctuary
  05/12/24
Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bump...
Domesticated whorehouse
  05/12/24
xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread
Big-titted indian lodge
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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Provocative Boistinker

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652335)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: yapping stage

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652329)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: rough-skinned twisted feces

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: Vibrant Stag Film Liquid Oxygen

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Flushed appetizing trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652687)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Massive Mexican

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Massive Mexican

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: internet-worthy stirring resort



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: bistre unhinged sanctuary

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible fat ankles

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: bistre unhinged sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652589)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: citrine heady hall

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652725)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: mind-boggling idiot

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Cracking Orchestra Pit

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: charismatic crimson roommate bawdyhouse

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia soul-stirring temple alpha

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: bistre unhinged sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652604)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: charismatic crimson roommate bawdyhouse

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy stirring resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652629)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Razzle Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652640)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: charismatic crimson roommate bawdyhouse

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652643)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652673)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652699)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: charismatic crimson roommate bawdyhouse

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: rough-skinned twisted feces

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle Area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653612)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy stirring resort

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652634)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: internet-worthy stirring resort



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: bistre unhinged sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652636)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: citrine heady hall

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: Thriller hilarious dilemma

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: Poppy corn cake

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: exciting flatulent trump supporter set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652795)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: Poppy corn cake

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Poppy corn cake

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652955)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: contagious translucent spot

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: contagious translucent spot

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: Alcoholic institution

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: dead abode

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Alcoholic institution

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Big-titted indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Razzle Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: zombie-like sticky senate pistol

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: dashing slippery locus

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: dashing slippery locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: dashing slippery locus

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: dashing slippery locus

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: abnormal brunch brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: titillating messiness

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Massive Mexican

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: abnormal brunch brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful glittery generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: dashing slippery locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored disgusting main people mother

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: zombie-like sticky senate pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: dashing slippery locus

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: contagious translucent spot

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Razzle Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Provocative Boistinker

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: zombie-like sticky senate pistol

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned twisted feces

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: abnormal brunch brethren

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: aquamarine cerebral associate

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: bistre unhinged sanctuary

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Razzle Area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Hyperactive Bright Depressive

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser Startled Faggotry

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: Hairraiser Startled Faggotry

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: Razzle Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: floppy internal respiration weed whacker

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Razzle Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser Startled Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: bistre unhinged sanctuary

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Balding Giraffe

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground sneaky criminal

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: bistre unhinged sanctuary

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Domesticated whorehouse

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Big-titted indian lodge

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655669)