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Being a lawn guy beats grilling, golfing, or snobby beer tasting.

Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn.
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24
I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes&rdq...
hairraiser flatulent dragon
  05/14/24
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't h...
judgmental death wish place of business
  05/14/24
lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys.
talking coffee pot
  05/14/24
🙋‍♂️
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24
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spectacular public bath becky
  05/14/24
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carnelian overrated station
  05/14/24
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light whorehouse
  05/14/24
Golfing is the only real hobby on that list.
talented sickened set
  05/14/24
It's the worst option in there by far.
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24
golf is 180 you jewfuck
judgmental death wish place of business
  05/14/24
I quit my country club this year and don't have a single reg...
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24
dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything ...
judgmental death wish place of business
  05/14/24
lol mowing your lawn sucks shit
judgmental death wish place of business
  05/14/24
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talented sickened set
  05/14/24
I love my golf course lawn. Nothing beats a 1" high cu...
razzle-dazzle mahogany theater voyeur
  05/14/24
wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff ...
spectacular public bath becky
  05/14/24
lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house
razzle-dazzle mahogany theater voyeur
  05/14/24
I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house b...
spectacular public bath becky
  05/14/24
Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinne...
Thriller lodge prole
  05/14/24
The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the...
Thriller lodge prole
  05/14/24
stfu fat fuck you don't know anything.
razzle-dazzle mahogany theater voyeur
  05/14/24
100%. An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and pr...
talking coffee pot
  05/14/24
I don't edge. 🥲
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24
Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut your...
insecure circlehead
  05/14/24
the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a le...
judgmental death wish place of business
  05/14/24
That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move
insecure circlehead
  05/14/24
lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and...
Sepia Temple
  05/14/24
I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify ...
talented sickened set
  05/14/24
fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkwee...
carnelian overrated station
  05/14/24
https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for ...
ruby duck-like headpube idiot
  05/14/24
Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover
Odious Demanding International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/15/24
lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to s...
carnelian overrated station
  05/14/24
180
Odious Demanding International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/15/24
Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or g...
excitant theater stage
  05/14/24
You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of o...
spectacular public bath becky
  05/14/24
Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns compar...
excitant theater stage
  05/14/24
What did lawnbulls do to you?
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24
I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s...
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24
Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on...
Aromatic Stock Car
  05/14/24
imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or...
razzle-dazzle mahogany theater voyeur
  05/14/24
(gay trailer kike)
misanthropic cerise kitchen reading party
  05/14/24
agreed
excitant theater stage
  05/14/24
yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obv...
excitant theater stage
  05/14/24
I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it...
Aromatic Stock Car
  05/14/24
Go prune your rose bush faggot
excitant theater stage
  05/14/24
The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit y...
Aromatic Stock Car
  05/14/24
I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the ...
excitant theater stage
  05/14/24
Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out t...
Thriller lodge prole
  05/14/24
Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and fore...
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24
lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lam...
Indigo depressive ticket booth
  05/14/24
they're catty fags
ruby duck-like headpube idiot
  05/14/24
...
excitant theater stage
  05/14/24
Lmao. Get bent.
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24
enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat
Indigo depressive ticket booth
  05/14/24
Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them.
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24
you mean a meadow?
Indigo depressive ticket booth
  05/14/24
I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete mega...
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24
I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landl...
Indigo depressive ticket booth
  05/14/24
If it's a hay field it gets mowed too.
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24
twice a year
Indigo depressive ticket booth
  05/14/24
Cricket anyone?
Mind-boggling crawly laser beams private investor
  05/14/24
I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land...
diverse area haunted graveyard
  05/14/24
When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn bare...
Sick unholy internal respiration
  05/14/24
I Walk The Lawn
diverse area haunted graveyard
  05/14/24
...
Titillating Macaca
  05/14/24


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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Titillating Macaca

Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47659940)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: hairraiser flatulent dragon

I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes” doing it so she refuses to let us pay for a lawn service since she says she’d just rather do it so I have to beat her to the mower and do it myself or I look like an asshole in front of the neighborhood for making my wife cut the grass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47659941)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: judgmental death wish place of business

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't have a wife and probably don't have a lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47659967)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:27 AM
Author: talking coffee pot

lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47659942)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 AM
Author: Titillating Macaca

🙋‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47659955)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: spectacular public bath becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660048)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: carnelian overrated station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660209)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: light whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47659945)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: talented sickened set

Golfing is the only real hobby on that list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47659946)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Titillating Macaca

It's the worst option in there by far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660040)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: judgmental death wish place of business

golf is 180 you jewfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660086)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Titillating Macaca

I quit my country club this year and don't have a single regret.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660123)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: judgmental death wish place of business

dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything else and you'll pay through the dick in initiation if you ever want back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660433)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: judgmental death wish place of business

lol mowing your lawn sucks shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47659968)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: talented sickened set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47659970)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mahogany theater voyeur

I love my golf course lawn.

Nothing beats a 1" high cut deep green Kentucky Bluegrass lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660054)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: spectacular public bath becky

wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff like striping attachments for your lawn mower - I have friends who do this and I want one when I get a house again

https://www.amazon.com/Toro-20601-Lawn-Striping-System/dp/B004ZKXYUO/ref=asc_df_B004ZKXYUO/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693308318791&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4640841603144006981&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010937&hvtargid=pla-350224723370&psc=1&mcid=9c51b0c8d2d73a09b5bbc7cb8a496959&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwl4yyBhAgEiwADSEjeIOciF3s2e4vs9Q_zzAdhQJ0yUPUZNi1sJkSNC91n6_8SYzumbgvTRoCSJMQAvD_BwE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660074)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mahogany theater voyeur

lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660186)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: spectacular public bath becky

I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660250)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Thriller lodge prole

Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinners out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660269)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: Thriller lodge prole

The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the worst part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660083)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mahogany theater voyeur

stfu fat fuck you don't know anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660189)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: talking coffee pot

100%.

An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and prole if the edging is not done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660220)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Titillating Macaca

I don't edge. 🥲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660386)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: insecure circlehead

Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut yourself is peak lawndaddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660173)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: judgmental death wish place of business

the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a legit green probably would leave you with little time to actually practice putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660197)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: insecure circlehead

That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660716)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Sepia Temple

lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and easy to maintain as possible. that way if your wife wants to plant some tulips in some dirt or something it doesnt matter. the way some of these boomers designed these yards is absurd to me. its like having a swimming pool for a front yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660199)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: talented sickened set

I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify that bitch as a Monarch Waypoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660315)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: carnelian overrated station

fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkweed and get certified like yny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660390)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: ruby duck-like headpube idiot

https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for 1k woodland critters you're not white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47662037)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Odious Demanding International Law Enforcement Agency

Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47662576)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: carnelian overrated station

lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to snuff out the grass. but i'm a native plants faggot. i agree with your underlying point that landscaping and gardening is 180. i just pulled my first radishes yesterday. my peas should start flowering soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660216)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Odious Demanding International Law Enforcement Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47662578)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: excitant theater stage

Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or golf is lol. The phenotypes are not matched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660231)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: spectacular public bath becky

You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of overlap

I am friends with the son of a prominent us senator, fratty as fuck and makes a lot of money from his nepotism job, that obsesses over his lawn and does all of the work himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660255)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: excitant theater stage

Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns comparing himself to a golfer is like a geek that plays Magic the Gathering comparing himself to a quarterback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660571)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Titillating Macaca

What did lawnbulls do to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660760)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: Titillating Macaca

I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s. I wouldn't expect most Californians to understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660276)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Aromatic Stock Car

Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on the course. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660351)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mahogany theater voyeur

imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or something. Might as well be discussing ancient chinese calligraphy with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660431)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: misanthropic cerise kitchen reading party

(gay trailer kike)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660435)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: excitant theater stage

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660565)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: excitant theater stage

yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obviously not lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47660561)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Stock Car

I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it's like where you came from. Maybe you should go back. But here in America when one of your golfing buddies gets a new tractor or puts up an impressive Christmas light display it's a topic of conversation among the golfing dad set.

Additional easy ways for this to happen is someone mentioning they've been chipping in the backyard. Or somebody mentions they played at shady acres last week and it sucked because the greens had been aerated (oh, we're having our lawn aerated next week, etc.) Or whatever man. I think it's best if you just go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661477)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: excitant theater stage

Go prune your rose bush faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661510)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Aromatic Stock Car

The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661537)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: excitant theater stage

I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the Mexicans that maintain my lawn for me. How did this year's zucchini crop fit in your butthold fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661690)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Thriller lodge prole

Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out there.

Grilling is kind of meh, can be mastered in about 4-6 months of practice.

Golf is just expensive and stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661395)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Titillating Macaca

Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and foresight to make a spectacular yard. If you are wondering where all the Michaelangelos went, they are on their zero turns right now.

Grilling/BBQ is art but anyone can become proficient quickly. It is like going to one of those wine and paint places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661491)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: Indigo depressive ticket booth

lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lame enough to find running a little machine to be entertaining as they have never run real machinery and the total amount of material waste that goes into some big perfect lawn is enormous, all while destroying natural habitat for native plants and species in the service of...nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661447)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: ruby duck-like headpube idiot

they're catty fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661486)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: excitant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661512)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Titillating Macaca

Lmao. Get bent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661538)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: Indigo depressive ticket booth

enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661543)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Titillating Macaca

Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661562)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Indigo depressive ticket booth

you mean a meadow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661571)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Titillating Macaca

I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete megalopolis is beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661639)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Indigo depressive ticket booth

I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landlord insists I mow a bunch of lawn too, but the field is much more aesthetically pleasing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661643)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:14 PM
Author: Titillating Macaca

If it's a hay field it gets mowed too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661653)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: Indigo depressive ticket booth

twice a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661701)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling crawly laser beams private investor

Cricket anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47661574)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: diverse area haunted graveyard

I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2...id#47662063)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Sick unholy internal respiration

When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn barefoot, enjoying the dusk, sipping a scotch, enjoy a guilty secret cigarette. Simple pleasures of life.

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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: diverse area haunted graveyard

I Walk The Lawn

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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Titillating Macaca



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