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Anyone else think your Mom's 401k losing 50% is 180?

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hairless stage travel guidebook
  04/05/25
to be honest, i am getting a bit concerned that the two anno...
Filthy misanthropic native
  04/05/25
Dementia mom was actually incredibly shrewd in this regard. ...
Harsh Floppy Public Bath Gaming Laptop
  04/05/25
rofl i shld hire ur birdshit mom as my money manager
hairless stage travel guidebook
  04/05/25
That bitch let this country be overflowed w turd skins like ...
Arousing set
  04/05/25
TBF, anyone looking to retire soon shouldn’t have been...
Laughsome ceo
  04/05/25
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Kink-friendly house filthpig
  04/05/25
Advisors all put them heavy as fuck in equities. People like...
high-end exciting hell yarmulke
  04/05/25
This is egregious flame. "You should be in bonds if yo...
Kink-friendly house filthpig
  04/05/25
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Laughsome ceo
  04/05/25
Ok now actually talk irl to any financial advisor. The Vangu...
high-end exciting hell yarmulke
  04/05/25
If you’re at 50% equities then you’re completely...
Laughsome ceo
  04/05/25
So somebody using this target date fund and retiring "n...
Kink-friendly house filthpig
  04/05/25
lol so its basically go furk urself? is this what trumpmos a...
hairless stage travel guidebook
  04/05/25
even if they are only 50% equities they are still losing a t...
hairless stage travel guidebook
  04/05/25
I've been trying to get her to liquidate and put it all in a...
Kink-friendly house filthpig
  04/05/25
You know a lot of these people have pensions and similar ben...
Bearded chad
  04/05/25
stfu u retard, u can easily look up percent who have pension...
hairless stage travel guidebook
  04/05/25
No it isn't you ignorant spammer
Bearded chad
  04/05/25
I only want the worst for Boomers.
Appetizing degenerate jewess
  04/05/25
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Arousing set
  04/05/25
You mean your other dad's 401k
swashbuckling abnormal rehab death wish
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titillating kitty cat immigrant
  04/05/25
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elite incel
  04/05/25
Boomers have $4m houses in Socal that they bought in the 80s...
Idiotic sooty parlour mad-dog skullcap
  04/05/25
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Bearded chad
  04/05/25
IME boomers are the most sensitive to any attack on their NW...
hairless stage travel guidebook
  04/05/25
I thought you hated your parents?
underhanded marketing idea
  04/05/25
He has to beg them for money occasionally
Bearded chad
  04/05/25
I do, i made this thread as a reply to the one called "...
hairless stage travel guidebook
  04/05/25
Let's see here-- you washed out of the law within a few year...
Kink-friendly house filthpig
  04/05/25
yep, pretty much
hairless stage travel guidebook
  04/05/25
lol at my mom having the impulse control to invest in a 401k
sadistic useless brakes
  04/05/25
My mom died
racy grizzly lay boistinker
  04/05/25
Boomers have pensions. Whatever 401k they have is just extra...
bull headed puce azn address
  04/05/25
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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: hairless stage travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817699)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Filthy misanthropic native

to be honest, i am getting a bit concerned that the two annoyingly retarded lazy boomers at my work who were gonna retire in a few months might not now. i recently accepted a management position largely based on my expectation that i wouldnt have to deal with them. if theyre back, i'll need to reassess or see if they can be moved to another department

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817702)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Harsh Floppy Public Bath Gaming Laptop

Dementia mom was actually incredibly shrewd in this regard. She withdrew all of her IRA from equities and has been in money market since mid-March.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817709)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: hairless stage travel guidebook

rofl i shld hire ur birdshit mom as my money manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817804)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Arousing set

That bitch let this country be overflowed w turd skins like u. Fuck her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817718)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Laughsome ceo

TBF, anyone looking to retire soon shouldn’t have been heavy on equities anyway. If they had decent exposure to the bond market then they’re doing okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817736)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Kink-friendly house filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817737)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: high-end exciting hell yarmulke

Advisors all put them heavy as fuck in equities. People like you always Hide when the market is at ATH because they'd get Flamed, lose Karma, or become a Joke.

"Your age in bonds" would put a 60 year old 40% in equities lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817739)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Kink-friendly house filthpig

This is egregious flame. "You should be in bonds if you're close to/at retirement" is bog standard advice regardless of market conditions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817744)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Laughsome ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817748)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: high-end exciting hell yarmulke

Ok now actually talk irl to any financial advisor. The Vanguard 2025 fund is 50% equities: https://investor.vanguard.com/investment-products/mutual-funds/profile/vttvx#portfolio-composition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817874)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Laughsome ceo

If you’re at 50% equities then you’re completely fine. Someone looking to retire right now still probably has 20-30 Years left to live, so you need some long term upside still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48818014)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Kink-friendly house filthpig

So somebody using this target date fund and retiring "now" is already 40% in bonds and completely fine. Did you even read your own link. If so, how did you not understand it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48818051)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: hairless stage travel guidebook

lol so its basically go furk urself? is this what trumpmos are saying to retirees, most of whom are fellow BIRDSHITS? why is trump 2.0 so mean to birdshits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817807)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: hairless stage travel guidebook

even if they are only 50% equities they are still losing a ton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817808)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Kink-friendly house filthpig

I've been trying to get her to liquidate and put it all in a SPIA for a while now, then just live "paycheck to paycheck" basically. Failing that, I wanted to look over her portfolio and make sure things were appropriately conservative, but she never had time. If she just got market crash pwned, my conscience is clear, I tried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817741)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Bearded chad

You know a lot of these people have pensions and similar benefits that younger people don't right? And most boomer women didn't work and will get their husbands pension and social security when they die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817788)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: hairless stage travel guidebook

stfu u retard, u can easily look up percent who have pensions and its very low just scammy ex-miliary and govt workers maybe not even 20% tops, and anyway how do u think pensions are paid out? the pension funds are the BIGGEST investors in the stock market, when they have mass declines it becomes increasingly difficult to pay out pensions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817810)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Bearded chad

No it isn't you ignorant spammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817816)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Appetizing degenerate jewess

I only want the worst for Boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817798)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Arousing set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817800)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling abnormal rehab death wish

You mean your other dad's 401k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817802)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: titillating kitty cat immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817809)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: elite incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48818473)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Idiotic sooty parlour mad-dog skullcap

Boomers have $4m houses in Socal that they bought in the 80s for $250k, and pay $3k a year in property tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817840)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Bearded chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817848)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: hairless stage travel guidebook

IME boomers are the most sensitive to any attack on their NW which was totally created by 100% HARD WORK, they are so use to just being given everything, a stable economic environment for decades that even a 15-20% correction will drive them insane esp when they see no geopolitical reason for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817866)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: underhanded marketing idea

I thought you hated your parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817871)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Bearded chad

He has to beg them for money occasionally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817891)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: hairless stage travel guidebook

I do, i made this thread as a reply to the one called "Anyone else think Tariffs are 180?" but somehow ppl took it seriously it seems to hit home for some reason

i hoap my bitch mom's 401k goes to hell she surely wont leave a cent for me even though being the most deprived bitch influence ever she owes me the stupid furking bitch all indians shld furking die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817901)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Kink-friendly house filthpig

Let's see here-- you washed out of the law within a few years, you always engage in logical fallacies then double-triple/quadruple down on them, you're a crazed loner who hates everywhere he goes, you fail at everything you do, and the only thing you find solace in is the imagined achievements of non-white people from five centuries ago. Yeah, I'm sure the problem is on your mother's end. JFC, you're the strongest argument against parenthood I've ever seen, imagine creating life and then what you get is Tommy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817903)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: hairless stage travel guidebook

yep, pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817905)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sadistic useless brakes

lol at my mom having the impulse control to invest in a 401k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48817895)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: racy grizzly lay boistinker

My mom died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48818021)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: bull headed puce azn address

Boomers have pensions. Whatever 401k they have is just extra gravy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705703&forum_id=2...id#48818466)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: .,..,.,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,..,:,.,,:..:.,:.::,.




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