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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Stimulating Station Electric Furnace
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Stimulating Station Electric Furnace
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Frum Wonderful Turdskin Multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy
  07/06/25
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shimmering dingle berry
  07/06/25
18000000000000
ruddy temple
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Vibrant violent public bath milk
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Frum Wonderful Turdskin Multi-billionaire
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Trip azure office candlestick maker
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smoky corner windowlicker
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contagious church masturbator
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Primrose Frisky National Security Agency Lay
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embarrassed to the bone knife tanning salon
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beady-eyed locale
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Cyan Sexy Digit Ratio Library
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Dark french chef
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Zombie-like self-absorbed fortuitous meteor
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Bronze Senate Marketing Idea
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Black fantasy-prone orchestra pit sneaky criminal
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flushed den
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Vibrant violent public bath milk
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Stimulating Station Electric Furnace
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Vibrant violent public bath milk
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Vibrant violent public bath milk
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Stimulating Station Electric Furnace
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Vibrant violent public bath milk
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
cerebral copper state
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Vibrant violent public bath milk
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
arrogant chapel
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Arousing foreskin dilemma
  07/06/25
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Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
smoky corner windowlicker
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Crimson Passionate Love Of Her Life Gas Station
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Sepia Telephone Theater Stage
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Primrose Frisky National Security Agency Lay
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
charismatic site mad cow disease
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
cerebral copper state
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
charismatic site mad cow disease
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
cerebral copper state
  07/07/25
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beady-eyed locale
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
charismatic site mad cow disease
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Sepia Telephone Theater Stage
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
cerebral copper state
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
beady-eyed locale
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
charismatic site mad cow disease
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
beady-eyed locale
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
charismatic site mad cow disease
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
beady-eyed locale
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
charismatic site mad cow disease
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
charismatic site mad cow disease
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smoky corner windowlicker
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
beady-eyed locale
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Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
burgundy cuckoldry potus
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Vibrant violent public bath milk
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beady-eyed locale
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Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
obsidian persian
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Zombie-like self-absorbed fortuitous meteor
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Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Haunting place of business stage
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Stimulating Station Electric Furnace

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Stimulating Station Electric Furnace

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Frum Wonderful Turdskin Multi-billionaire

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: shimmering dingle berry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: ruddy temple

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Vibrant violent public bath milk



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Frum Wonderful Turdskin Multi-billionaire



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Trip azure office candlestick maker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: smoky corner windowlicker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: contagious church masturbator



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Primrose Frisky National Security Agency Lay



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone knife tanning salon



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed locale



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Cyan Sexy Digit Ratio Library



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Dark french chef



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like self-absorbed fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Bronze Senate Marketing Idea



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Black fantasy-prone orchestra pit sneaky criminal



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: flushed den



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Vibrant violent public bath milk

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Stimulating Station Electric Furnace

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vibrant violent public bath milk

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Vibrant violent public bath milk

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Stimulating Station Electric Furnace

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vibrant violent public bath milk

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: cerebral copper state

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Vibrant violent public bath milk

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: arrogant chapel

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Arousing foreskin dilemma

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: smoky corner windowlicker

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Crimson Passionate Love Of Her Life Gas Station

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Sepia Telephone Theater Stage

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Primrose Frisky National Security Agency Lay

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: charismatic site mad cow disease

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: cerebral copper state

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: charismatic site mad cow disease

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: cerebral copper state

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed locale



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: charismatic site mad cow disease

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Sepia Telephone Theater Stage

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: cerebral copper state

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed locale

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: charismatic site mad cow disease

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed locale

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: charismatic site mad cow disease

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed locale

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: charismatic site mad cow disease

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: charismatic site mad cow disease

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: smoky corner windowlicker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed locale

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry potus

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Vibrant violent public bath milk



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed locale



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: obsidian persian

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like self-absorbed fortuitous meteor

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Yapping Rough-skinned Puppy



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Haunting place of business stage

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49099235)