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That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.
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The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage al...
maniacal mediation partner
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100% because of this, they have 2 young girls
misunderstood persian market
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Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this sc...
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I'm an expert in this. The first thing that will happen i...
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I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO
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About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reason...
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what did he price his product at?
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how tall is he?
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5'10
misunderstood persian market
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Why did you bury the lede.
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cq
sinister stage
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Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?
chrome stubborn nursing home digit ratio
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I would say so.
chrome stubborn nursing home digit ratio
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yes.
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Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?
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link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef j...
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there’s tons
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: misunderstood persian market

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all the details at lunch with the mom group. The dudes wife finally divorced him. He was an employee at Nvidia and cashed out all his stocks to start a business selling beef jerky dip chew cans, but the jerky had nicotine. The idea was zyn with protein for people who lift weights and do sports etc.

They all tried it and said it was disgusting and like 50% of people who ate it threw up. They couldn't find a buyer and also the company he outsourced it to ripped off his idea and undercut him for way less anyway. Spent millions on this shit and has a few storage lockers full of cans of it. He still brings it around to gas stations trying to get owners to sell it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594779)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: lavender self-absorbed voyeur cumskin

:(

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rough-skinned public bath hissy fit

That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594803)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: maniacal mediation partner

The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage already going downhill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594808)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: misunderstood persian market

100% because of this, they have 2 young girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594811)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Scarlet reading party scourge upon the earth

Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this scenario where the couple previously had a modest fortune to split up with steady income but now all that's left is some pallets of poison jerky with no steady income (let's assume wife doesn't/didn't work)? Can judge look at earnings "potential" to order a ridiculous alimony/child support payment? Do they just split the jerky "business" and inventory 50/50 and she gets child support and the house?

Relevant to my interests--thinking of retiring from biglaw in my early 40s and do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49596162)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: bonkers laughsome hospital

I'm an expert in this.

The first thing that will happen is that the judge will lock her in a closet and tell her she can't come out to get the kids until she finishes her half of the dip. The next thing that will happen is that the ex husband and judge will high-five and play golf while she pukes her guts out in the closet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49596195)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: chrome stubborn nursing home digit ratio

I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594810)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: smoky charismatic wrinkle national

Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo but this is the only website I use. Well this one and autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594818)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: misunderstood persian market



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Thriller bbw friendly grandma



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: sapphire big liquid oxygen space



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: trip shrine selfie



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Arrogant Marvelous State



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: sepia hell stain



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: ruby twisted clown location



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: fishy concupiscible round eye fanboi



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: massive french antidepressant drug

About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reasons. For one, the guy had already Made It just by working at NVIDIA. But moreso that he bought so much inventory before he had a product the market wanted at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594814)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: citrine appetizing business firm

Bloody heroic

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: turquoise roast beef

what did he price his product at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594824)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: sinister stage

how tall is he?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594828)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: misunderstood persian market

5'10

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: massive french antidepressant drug

Why did you bury the lede.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594832)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: sinister stage

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594834)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: chrome stubborn nursing home digit ratio

Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594843)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: chrome stubborn nursing home digit ratio

I would say so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594845)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: wonderful theatre personal credit line

yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595178)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Supple theater stage

Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594894)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: burgundy hideous travel guidebook

flame

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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: misunderstood persian market

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594933)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: burgundy hideous travel guidebook

link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef jerky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595033)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: sinister stage

there’s tons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595044)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: misunderstood persian market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595140)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: wonderful theatre personal credit line

cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for prioritizing customer well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595183)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: misunderstood persian market



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Navy very tactful home legend

I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months now, but I feel like if this tasted good it might be a good product for retards and meatheads (a decent sized market)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595157)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: ruby twisted clown location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595186)