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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Amethyst Razzle Senate Filthpig
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Swashbuckling iridescent box office
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Drunken Frisky Theatre
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OP is JM
Stimulating market factory reset button
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
seedy generalized bond
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Amethyst Razzle Senate Filthpig
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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avocado party of the first part brunch
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Senate Filthpig

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Transparent Lodge Elastic Band

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Vivacious church building toaster



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Lascivious cerise knife



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling iridescent box office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac painfully honest tattoo



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: insecure coral house kitty



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: maniacal laughsome wrinkle cruise ship



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: insane flesh office gunner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Jade razzmatazz stag film ape



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Claret center



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: khaki fear-inspiring pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling iridescent box office

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Drunken Frisky Theatre

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Stimulating market factory reset button

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: racy bright background story

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Senate Filthpig

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rebellious Resort



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Splenetic black tanning salon

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: racy bright background story



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: heady sapphire step-uncle's house foreskin



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Carmine violent gaming laptop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Jade razzmatazz stag film ape



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: khaki fear-inspiring pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Lascivious cerise knife



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: seedy generalized bond

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: soggy odious sandwich

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Senate Filthpig

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: insecure coral house kitty

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Arousing Place Of Business

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: insane flesh office gunner

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: startled ceo



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: avocado party of the first part brunch



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: dashing juggernaut

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Senate Filthpig

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Lascivious cerise knife



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: khaki fear-inspiring pit



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rebellious Resort



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: honey-headed indecent rehab selfie



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: racy bright background story



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