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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Bisexual Motley Main People
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
jet-lagged histrionic locus
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Avocado feces
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
jet-lagged histrionic locus
  07/14/25
100%
Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression
  07/15/25
FAG
flickering 180 wrinkle
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
mind-boggling chestnut associate
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Silver scourge upon the earth ratface
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Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Insane Menage
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Bisexual Motley Main People
  07/14/25
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Aqua church giraffe
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Insane Menage
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Bisexual Motley Main People
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Insane Menage
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Bisexual Motley Main People
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Insane Menage
  07/14/25
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Translucent Soggy Fanboi
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Grizzly multi-colored locale dopamine
  07/15/25
Lol
Insane Menage
  07/15/25
jfc 180
flickering 180 wrinkle
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Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
judgmental puce haunted graveyard
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Silver scourge upon the earth ratface
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
jet-lagged histrionic locus
  07/14/25
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Avocado feces
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Insane Menage
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Bisexual Motley Main People
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
jet-lagged histrionic locus
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Bisexual Motley Main People
  07/14/25
wut
clear box office
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Bisexual Motley Main People
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Spectacular Salmon Therapy
  07/14/25
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Translucent Soggy Fanboi
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Wonderful Ladyboy
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appetizing yarmulke
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
honey-headed university
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
lilac exhilarant mexican theatre
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glittery brass chapel
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we all have brother
Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression
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Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression
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Translucent Soggy Fanboi
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Electric Hilarious Cuckold Friendly Grandma
  07/14/25
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Cracking sanctuary
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
iridescent sound barrier piazza
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Translucent Soggy Fanboi
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Galvanic slap-happy public bath
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
comical frozen party of the first part
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
dead lake dilemma karate
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
bearded insanely creepy gaming laptop
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
white useless brakes sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
vivacious massive range fortuitous meteor
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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flickering 180 wrinkle
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Insane Menage
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Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Bisexual Motley Main People
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Bisexual Motley Main People

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic locus

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Avocado feces

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic locus

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: flickering 180 wrinkle

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling chestnut associate

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: mustard kitty famous landscape painting

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Silver scourge upon the earth ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Insane Menage

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Bisexual Motley Main People

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Aqua church giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Insane Menage

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Bisexual Motley Main People

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Insane Menage

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Bisexual Motley Main People

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Insane Menage

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Translucent Soggy Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Grizzly multi-colored locale dopamine

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Insane Menage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: flickering 180 wrinkle

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: judgmental puce haunted graveyard

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Silver scourge upon the earth ratface

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic locus

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Avocado feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Insane Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Bisexual Motley Main People

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic locus

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Bisexual Motley Main People

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: clear box office

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Bisexual Motley Main People

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Spectacular Salmon Therapy

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Translucent Soggy Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: drab fragrant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: lilac exhilarant mexican theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Wonderful Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: appetizing yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: honey-headed university

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: lilac exhilarant mexican theatre

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling chestnut associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: glittery brass chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Aqua church giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: diverse filthy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Insane Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: garnet pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: laughsome telephone base



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: glittery brass chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Translucent Soggy Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Electric Hilarious Cuckold Friendly Grandma

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Cracking sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: iridescent sound barrier piazza

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Translucent Soggy Fanboi

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Galvanic slap-happy public bath

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: comical frozen party of the first part

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dead lake dilemma karate

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: bearded insanely creepy gaming laptop

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: white useless brakes sneaky criminal

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: vivacious massive range fortuitous meteor

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Grizzly multi-colored locale dopamine

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: yellow community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: flickering 180 wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Insane Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy indirect expression

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Bisexual Motley Main People

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104451)