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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: aphrodisiac dun elastic band Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: appetizing big-titted center ape u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Irate theater antidepressant drug they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: appetizing big-titted center ape sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Leftism is a mental disease 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( ) FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Mauve flatulent toilet seat Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: aquamarine histrionic internal respiration kitty cat Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: beady-eyed orchid regret state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Leftism is a mental disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Plum Exciting Gas Station "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: aphrodisiac dun elastic band I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: alcoholic dashing bawdyhouse old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: Plum Exciting Gas Station How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: aphrodisiac dun elastic band Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Plum Exciting Gas Station How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: aphrodisiac dun elastic band Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: Plum Exciting Gas Station Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: narrow-minded heady pozpig pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Jimmy Zambo Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( ) jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Leftism is a mental disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: cerise really tough guy wrinkle At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: beady-eyed orchid regret state "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: appetizing big-titted center ape this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Irate theater antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Plum Exciting Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: aphrodisiac dun elastic band Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: appetizing big-titted center ape it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: aphrodisiac dun elastic band Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: aphrodisiac dun elastic band I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101842) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: misanthropic water buffalo "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102417) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: flushed demanding office telephone Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Respect your Elders (1799 SOL away from student loan freedom (thanks gator)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Leftism is a mental disease humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: a Tall man wit a hoodie ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104451) |