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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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medicated meetinghouse knife
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Puce property
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spectacular preventive strike center
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Chartreuse school feces
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Razzle self-centered corner
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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Puce property
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
flushed stimulating faggotry
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
provocative brilliant den internal respiration
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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Glittery scourge upon the earth stage
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Glittery scourge upon the earth stage
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still funny.
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Burgundy point
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Buck-toothed brethren
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Still 180
demanding lay immigrant
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Buck-toothed brethren
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Chartreuse school feces
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Puce property
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
provocative brilliant den internal respiration
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
Buck-toothed brethren
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provocative brilliant den internal respiration
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Saffron university liquid oxygen

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: medicated meetinghouse knife



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Puce property



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: spectacular preventive strike center



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Chartreuse school feces

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: copper alcoholic legend



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Razzle self-centered corner



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: Peach hominid

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Puce property



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: flushed stimulating faggotry

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: provocative brilliant den internal respiration

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling carmine kitty cat

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: Peach hominid



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Puce property



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Curious giraffe space



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Dashing zombie-like laser beams



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Glittery scourge upon the earth stage



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Glittery scourge upon the earth stage



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Naked place of business

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: concupiscible ticket booth genital piercing



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Thirsty Boiling Water



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Ungodly Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Burgundy point



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brethren



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: demanding lay immigrant

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brethren



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse school feces



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Puce property



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: provocative brilliant den internal respiration

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2...id#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brethren

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: provocative brilliant den internal respiration

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brethren

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Vivacious Mad Cow Disease People Who Are Hurt



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Irate Range



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: exciting abode

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Swollen locale prole



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Glittery scourge upon the earth stage



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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