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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: pearl church building



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: tantric unhinged goal in life

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: pearl church building



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: hyperventilating cruise ship boistinker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: nofapping multi-billionaire



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: Bronze fat ankles parlor

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: tantric unhinged goal in life



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: pearl church building



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: startling rigor



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: pearl church building

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: hyperventilating cruise ship boistinker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Contagious outnumbered center therapy



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: hyperventilating cruise ship boistinker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: nofapping multi-billionaire

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: pearl church building

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Anal Insanely Creepy Stain



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: lemon feces affirmative action

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: pearl church building



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored very tactful pervert



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: hyperventilating cruise ship boistinker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: navy curious casino cumskin



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: hyperventilating cruise ship boistinker

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: pearl church building

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: hyperventilating cruise ship boistinker

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: pearl church building

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Exciting ruby mexican

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: pearl church building



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: startling rigor



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Paralegal Pyotr



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Glittery nubile toilet seat



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: flesh wonderful quadroon laser beams

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: pearl church building



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Exciting ruby mexican



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Anal Insanely Creepy Stain



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: nofapping multi-billionaire

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pearl church building



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Paralegal Pyotr



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