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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
Insanely creepy forum old irish cottage
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
Slimy volcanic crater patrolman
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
deranged mental disorder
  09/18/14
fair
sable water buffalo police squad
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Demanding idiotic lodge
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Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
bonkers windowlicker
  02/26/16
No man
Razzle buff elastic band partner
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
Dashing turquoise party of the first part
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Hyperventilating factory reset button stead
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
beady-eyed love of her life main people
  02/26/16
fuk u
floppy halford wagecucks
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deranged mental disorder
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bonkers windowlicker
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Apoplectic electric furnace keepsake machete
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galvanic deep temple
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scarlet passionate indian lodge nibblets
  02/26/16
Lol fags
Garnet exhilarant church building
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scarlet passionate indian lodge nibblets
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
Magical area
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
heady zombie-like wrinkle karate
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
Contagious translucent cumskin point
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Snowy sandwich theatre
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
heady zombie-like wrinkle karate
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
Snowy sandwich theatre
  03/08/16
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scarlet passionate indian lodge nibblets
  09/28/21
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scarlet passionate indian lodge nibblets
  02/15/22
Lul
Know-it-all saffron school
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Histrionic Drab Tanning Salon Headpube
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Insanely creepy forum old irish cottage
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
arousing twinkling legend
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Flickering free-loading sweet tailpipe
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
arousing twinkling legend
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Flickering free-loading sweet tailpipe
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
Flushed mother
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Flickering free-loading sweet tailpipe
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arousing twinkling legend
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scarlet passionate indian lodge nibblets
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GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Insanely creepy forum old irish cottage

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Slimy volcanic crater patrolman

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#26351095)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: deranged mental disorder

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: sable water buffalo police squad

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Demanding idiotic lodge



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: bonkers windowlicker

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Razzle buff elastic band partner

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Dashing turquoise party of the first part

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating factory reset button stead

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life main people

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: floppy halford wagecucks

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: deranged mental disorder



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: bonkers windowlicker



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Apoplectic electric furnace keepsake machete



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: galvanic deep temple



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: scarlet passionate indian lodge nibblets



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Garnet exhilarant church building

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: scarlet passionate indian lodge nibblets



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Magical area

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: heady zombie-like wrinkle karate

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Contagious translucent cumskin point

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Snowy sandwich theatre

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: heady zombie-like wrinkle karate

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Snowy sandwich theatre

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: scarlet passionate indian lodge nibblets



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: scarlet passionate indian lodge nibblets



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all saffron school

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Histrionic Drab Tanning Salon Headpube



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: Insanely creepy forum old irish cottage



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: arousing twinkling legend

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Flickering free-loading sweet tailpipe

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: arousing twinkling legend

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Flickering free-loading sweet tailpipe

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Flushed mother

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Flickering free-loading sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: arousing twinkling legend



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: scarlet passionate indian lodge nibblets



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Mint Cruel-hearted Brunch Associate

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: scarlet passionate indian lodge nibblets



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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