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What the fuck is a “smash burger”

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lilac swollen dragon
  05/19/24
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high-end exciting associate place of business
  05/19/24
ran here
Crystalline beady-eyed sanctuary queen of the night
  05/19/24
they're 180
Awkward topaz set
  05/19/24
It's what I always thought of as a normal burger. An In-N-O...
cyan goal in life
  05/19/24
yeah which means it’s heavily processed and not normal...
Crystalline beady-eyed sanctuary queen of the night
  05/19/24
are you retarded? It just means you press it down
Cruel-hearted hospital
  05/19/24
not the ones I’ve had. one of my favorite burger place...
Crystalline beady-eyed sanctuary queen of the night
  05/19/24
well that is a separate choice that they have made
Cruel-hearted hospital
  05/19/24
you smash cheese inside them
chest-beating hideous base
  05/19/24
That’s a juicy Lucy
stimulating insane fortuitous meteor
  05/19/24
shit I think I've been eating smashed juicy lucys
chest-beating hideous base
  05/19/24
It's kind of a stupid concept.
snowy godawful hall
  05/19/24
something that really fat wiggery guys in snapback hats w sl...
Shaky macaca
  05/19/24
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charcoal fat ankles keepsake machete
  05/20/24
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Dashing University
  05/20/24
It’s a telltale sign of the decline of white Americans...
red razzle-dazzle new version library
  05/19/24
Homemade smash burgers are 180.
duck-like stage
  05/19/24
Glad I'm not alone in this one
onyx space double fault
  05/19/24
https://youtube.com/shorts/HEAk6aHm7CY?si=YXt2GjjgMPzQL81m
snowy godawful hall
  05/19/24
They are cooked in a skillet or flat grill and you press dow...
Spectacular faggot firefighter
  05/19/24
no, the pressure doesn't do that, being thin does that
Cruel-hearted hospital
  05/19/24
Source?
Spectacular faggot firefighter
  05/19/24
physics?
Cruel-hearted hospital
  05/19/24
🤔
Spectacular faggot firefighter
  05/19/24
Someone with a griddle needs to do an experiment. Smash bur...
lascivious internal respiration
  05/19/24
there are literally millions of videos of people who pre sma...
Cruel-hearted hospital
  05/19/24
Both of you are right. Thinness gives you crispy edges but y...
red razzle-dazzle new version library
  05/19/24
well that is the smashing part, but you are not adding crisp...
Cruel-hearted hospital
  05/19/24
This is wrong
electric cruise ship
  05/19/24
its actually an ideal way to make hamburgers at home.
Territorial Dilemma
  05/19/24
Latest and greatest lib flame
rambunctious trust fund
  05/19/24
what? i've been eating there for 15 years
arousing coral corner skinny woman
  05/20/24
I went through a homemade burger phase and focused on fat pu...
Cowardly tripping location prole
  05/19/24
it is but I think tcr is to simply form a relatively thin bu...
Cruel-hearted hospital
  05/19/24
You can just use a frying pan
cyan goal in life
  05/19/24
try getting two patties smashed in a 12 inch skillet shitlib...
Cruel-hearted hospital
  05/19/24
(guy eating giant Uncle Buck-style smash burgers)
cyan goal in life
  05/19/24
(guy who doesn't cook)
Cruel-hearted hospital
  05/19/24
Good thing I have a $25 Lodge griddle from Costco that cover...
Fragrant Hilarious Community Account
  05/19/24
good for you but that is also a bitch to clean for a couple ...
Cruel-hearted hospital
  05/19/24
The kind anyone's dad in the Midwest has been making on the ...
wonderful public bath mad cow disease
  05/19/24
You can’t make a smashburger on a grill
Offensive national
  05/19/24
Something Benzo sells outside the Fort Wayne Flying J lot
rough-skinned theater stage
  05/20/24
steak and shake mfe here you take a ball of meat, put it ...
house-broken parlor gay wizard
  05/20/24
(obese mutt/wigger wearing black latex gloves, sleeve tatts...
Shaky macaca
  05/20/24
(white nerd with no friends)
Multi-colored wine ratface
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rebellious crusty address milk
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Dashing University
  05/20/24
it's just an intermediate step in acknowledging enormous bur...
Lime painfully honest philosopher-king
  05/20/24
and make it out of bugs
cyan goal in life
  05/20/24
no that's a completely different societal ill don't hijack m...
Lime painfully honest philosopher-king
  05/20/24
2 thin patties >>>>> one giant gordon ramsey ...
twisted puppy stain
  05/20/24
this place next to Target that always smells really good but...
twisted puppy stain
  05/20/24
I really liked it the several times I had it. Not sure why e...
Sepia unholy boiling water state
  05/20/24
I never heard of a smashburger, but I will occasionally make...
medicated heady plaza goyim
  05/20/24


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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: lilac swollen dragon



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: high-end exciting associate place of business

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Crystalline beady-eyed sanctuary queen of the night

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674563)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Awkward topaz set

they're 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674493)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: cyan goal in life

It's what I always thought of as a normal burger. An In-N-Out style thin patty, rather than a thick patty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674498)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: Crystalline beady-eyed sanctuary queen of the night

yeah which means it’s heavily processed and not normal ground beef

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674564)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hospital

are you retarded? It just means you press it down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674578)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 5:31 PM
Author: Crystalline beady-eyed sanctuary queen of the night

not the ones I’ve had. one of my favorite burger places switched mostly to smash and they were frozen vs fresh and looked and tasted no different than fast food patties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674698)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hospital

well that is a separate choice that they have made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674701)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:37 PM
Author: chest-beating hideous base

you smash cheese inside them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674532)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: stimulating insane fortuitous meteor

That’s a juicy Lucy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674558)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: chest-beating hideous base

shit I think I've been eating smashed juicy lucys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674592)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: snowy godawful hall

It's kind of a stupid concept.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674540)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Shaky macaca

something that really fat wiggery guys in snapback hats w sleeve tatts & neckbeard who wear black latex cooking gloves seem to love explaining at length on youtube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674544)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: charcoal fat ankles keepsake machete



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Date: May 20th, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: Dashing University



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: red razzle-dazzle new version library

It’s a telltale sign of the decline of white Americans that crispy edges on a thin patty counts as a culinary innovation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674552)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: duck-like stage

Homemade smash burgers are 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674555)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: onyx space double fault

Glad I'm not alone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674573)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: snowy godawful hall

https://youtube.com/shorts/HEAk6aHm7CY?si=YXt2GjjgMPzQL81m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674585)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Spectacular faggot firefighter

They are cooked in a skillet or flat grill and you press down on them with a spatula and the pressure makes the exterior a little crispier with a high fat content burger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674598)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hospital

no, the pressure doesn't do that, being thin does that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674600)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Spectacular faggot firefighter

Source?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674640)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 5:19 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hospital

physics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674657)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: Spectacular faggot firefighter

🤔

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Date: May 19th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: lascivious internal respiration

Someone with a griddle needs to do an experiment. Smash burger vs. thin patty formed off the heat, see which is more crisped if either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674673)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hospital

there are literally millions of videos of people who pre smash, it is the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674676)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 5:26 PM
Author: red razzle-dazzle new version library

Both of you are right. Thinness gives you crispy edges but you can’t get it thin enough to get crispy edges without pressure, whether that is on or off the griddle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674681)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hospital

well that is the smashing part, but you are not adding crisp with pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47674690)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: electric cruise ship

This is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675118)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: Territorial Dilemma

its actually an ideal way to make hamburgers at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675131)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: rambunctious trust fund

Latest and greatest lib flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675136)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 1:22 AM
Author: arousing coral corner skinny woman

what? i've been eating there for 15 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675845)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 8:00 PM
Author: Cowardly tripping location prole

I went through a homemade burger phase and focused on fat pub style burgers for a while. Then I tried this smash burger recipe and it was easier and tasted better than my pub burgers and any fast food burger. Maillard reaction is real.

https://youtu.be/foD42-73wdI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675186)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hospital

it is but I think tcr is to simply form a relatively thin but not fully smashed patty to start with and let do, without a whole fucking flattop to work with doing a full on smashburger is too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675338)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: cyan goal in life

You can just use a frying pan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675549)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 10:03 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hospital

try getting two patties smashed in a 12 inch skillet shitlib, you will fuck them up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675551)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: cyan goal in life

(guy eating giant Uncle Buck-style smash burgers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675595)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hospital

(guy who doesn't cook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675609)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 11:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Hilarious Community Account

Good thing I have a $25 Lodge griddle from Costco that covers two burners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675762)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hospital

good for you but that is also a bitch to clean for a couple burgers when you can get 99% of the way there just forming a patty like a normal person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675768)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: wonderful public bath mad cow disease

The kind anyone's dad in the Midwest has been making on the outdoor grill since Memorial Day 1944.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675202)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: Offensive national

You can’t make a smashburger on a grill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675248)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 6:31 AM
Author: rough-skinned theater stage

Something Benzo sells outside the Fort Wayne Flying J lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675928)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: house-broken parlor gay wizard

steak and shake mfe here

you take a ball of meat, put it on the flat grill for a few seconds, roll it so the browned side is up, then you smash the fuck out of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675942)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:27 AM
Author: Shaky macaca

(obese mutt/wigger wearing black latex gloves, sleeve tatts and eyedrop tattoo & fitted cap who is into "hot sauce" and is also a soul singer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675945)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored wine ratface

(white nerd with no friends)

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Date: May 20th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: rebellious crusty address milk



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Date: May 20th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Dashing University



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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Lime painfully honest philosopher-king

it's just an intermediate step in acknowledging enormous burgers are huge fucking gordon ramsay fraud

last step will be you "only use 1 patty" and "downsize the bun"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47675985)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: cyan goal in life

and make it out of bugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47676051)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: Lime painfully honest philosopher-king

no that's a completely different societal ill don't hijack my anti-ramsay crusade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47676124)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: twisted puppy stain

2 thin patties >>>>> one giant gordon ramsey blob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47676673)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: twisted puppy stain

this place next to Target that always smells really good but I've never actually gone to because it seems like too much work and is probably overpriced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47676376)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Sepia unholy boiling water state

I really liked it the several times I had it. Not sure why everyone here is so angry about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47676448)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: medicated heady plaza goyim

I never heard of a smashburger, but I will occasionally make them that way.

I used to get a lot of farm beef from my dad from young calves that he would process at 400-500 pounds. This was super high quality meat with no trimmings, but very lean at 95% or so, because that's how he liked it.

I would cook these outside sometimes when I would go stay at my dad's and stay in the older, little house. They were so lean that I'd do them over cast iron outside by a bonfire in the winter, where I'd get the pan super hot and make them really thin and just sear it hard on both sides pushing down and they were done. I did this because I didn't want to over cook it because so lean.

Now at the house a few years ago, when my wife and kids were out of town or something, I'd make them with meat from the store that had more fat like 85/15. I started doing this when I lived walking distance from a CVS, and they would sell those little cheap, white buns that were too small for a big patty.

What I do is take a small patty and flatten it out thin, hopefully you get it out of the fridge and have it room temp. I take it and put into a really hot pan, and start pressing from the middle to the edge with my fingers spreading it out and getting it thinner and thinner. Once the front side is getting too hot to touch, you flip it and it should be crisp from the bottom side. Quickly you lay down your American cheese, and by the time the cheese melts a little you are fully cooked. I usually do 2X of these small patties and have the buns warming already because the patty cooking process is usually 3-4 minutes max when they are done like this.

It turns out really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530223&forum_id=2...id#47676677)