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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
cracking nursing home
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
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  03/02/26
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  03/02/26
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  03/02/26
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  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
cracking nursing home
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
galvanic olive sweet tailpipe
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
cracking nursing home
  03/02/26
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shimmering crotch
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
galvanic olive sweet tailpipe
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
cracking nursing home
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
galvanic olive sweet tailpipe
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
cracking nursing home
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
Floppy Dingle Berry
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
galvanic olive sweet tailpipe
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
cracking nursing home
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
diverse property
  03/09/26
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Lilac vivacious voyeur therapy
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
Saffron provocative macaca
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
cracking nursing home
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
dashing disrespectful site
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
cracking nursing home
  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
dashing disrespectful site
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
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  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
cracking nursing home
  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
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  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
cracking nursing home
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
Supple preventive strike
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
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  03/02/26
grindr?
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  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
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  03/03/26
...
galvanic olive sweet tailpipe
  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
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  03/09/26
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spectacular hilarious den mexican
  03/09/26
i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
wonderful stage
  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
cracking nursing home
  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
galvanic olive sweet tailpipe
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
cracking nursing home
  03/09/26
wtf
galvanic olive sweet tailpipe
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
gaped hell old irish cottage
  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
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  03/09/26
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Lilac vivacious voyeur therapy
  03/09/26
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180 Tanning Salon Boiling Water
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
Lilac vivacious voyeur therapy
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
cracking nursing home
  03/15/26
Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.
red personal credit line
  03/15/26
The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in bi...
Chrome Corner
  03/15/26
I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former ...
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  03/16/26


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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: cracking nursing home

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: contagious navy volcanic crater

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: galvanic olive sweet tailpipe

He poasts

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: shimmering crotch



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Lilac vivacious voyeur therapy



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: cracking nursing home

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: galvanic olive sweet tailpipe

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: cracking nursing home

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: shimmering crotch



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: galvanic olive sweet tailpipe

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: cracking nursing home

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: galvanic olive sweet tailpipe

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: cracking nursing home

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Floppy Dingle Berry

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: galvanic olive sweet tailpipe

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: cracking nursing home

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: diverse property

CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Lilac vivacious voyeur therapy



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Saffron provocative macaca

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: cracking nursing home

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: dashing disrespectful site

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: cracking nursing home

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: dashing disrespectful site

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Lilac vivacious voyeur therapy

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: cracking nursing home

I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: dashing disrespectful site

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: cracking nursing home

I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Supple preventive strike

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Cumskin

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: 180 Tanning Salon Boiling Water

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: titillating cyan pocket flask base

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: galvanic olive sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Tantric church building rigpig

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: spectacular hilarious den mexican



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: wonderful stage

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: cracking nursing home

We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: galvanic olive sweet tailpipe

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: cracking nursing home

Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: galvanic olive sweet tailpipe

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: gaped hell old irish cottage

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Motley zombie-like school cafeteria immigrant

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Lilac vivacious voyeur therapy



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: 180 Tanning Salon Boiling Water



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Lilac vivacious voyeur therapy

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: cracking nursing home

How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49746612)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: red personal credit line

Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49746987)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Chrome Corner

The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.

2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.

2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49747030)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: wonderful stage

I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2...id#49747130)