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why can't boner police get a job?

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Submissive multi-colored ticket booth
  07/10/25
he's raging here 24/7
startled legal warrant
  07/10/25
would you hire him? i suspect he's maf and mental irl and no...
glittery chapel cuckold
  07/10/25
(jew that got fired from several firms because he kept getti...
Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask
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glittery chapel cuckold
  07/10/25
he gives off incel school shooter vibes tbh
titillating school alpha
  07/10/25
(cho-tier gookcel)
Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask
  07/10/25
most neet incels do but 99.9% are far too timid irl to do an...
beady-eyed queen of the night
  07/10/25
hegemon is a short jew welfare queen
Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask
  07/10/25
i've never seen either one of you, and it's clear hegemon wo...
glittery chapel cuckold
  07/10/25
hegeheeb would be picking his teeth out of his asshole after...
Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask
  07/10/25
you're clearly an impotent pussy. i have no idea who you are...
glittery chapel cuckold
  07/10/25
you're a short gay jew don't be mad at me about it go be ...
Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask
  07/10/25
not flame id put my money on benzo. scumproles methheads are...
beady-eyed queen of the night
  07/10/25
"scrumprole methheads are scrappy" this is 100%...
vibrant frum state nibblets
  07/10/25
its also 100% true hes undefeated in bouts against his famil...
beady-eyed queen of the night
  07/10/25
bp has, guaranteed, never been in a fight in his life and wo...
glittery chapel cuckold
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"I'm tough because I'm a jew that takes it up the ass a...
Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask
  07/10/25
odd case that all the internet tough guys that get outted tu...
beady-eyed queen of the night
  07/10/25
according to gjr he's super sheepish, timid and aspie irl. x...
beady-eyed queen of the night
  07/10/25
simp
Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask
  07/10/25
do you have any successful siblings? and if not, do you have...
beady-eyed queen of the night
  07/10/25
"rinkedin?"
Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask
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awkward den
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ride or die dickrider
beady-eyed queen of the night
  07/11/25
? He's keeping busy planning a domestic terror attack
Saffron charismatic library
  07/10/25
Job interviewers hate him!
Spectacular purple principal's office newt
  07/10/25
Interview Script: Indian Manager (Ravi) vs. Boner Police ...
startled legal warrant
  07/10/25
indians have fantasies like this and then go fight with thei...
Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask
  07/10/25
https://imgur.com/a/5qklyWI
startled legal warrant
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glittery chapel cuckold
  07/10/25
cool browncope man
Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask
  07/10/25
https://imgur.com/u0Tjc5y
Submissive multi-colored ticket booth
  07/10/25
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startled legal warrant
  07/10/25
LMAO. again, imagine your bitch getting plucked up by this d...
glittery chapel cuckold
  07/10/25
wait. isnt he a cop?
onyx razzle-dazzle stag film
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diverse sapphire spot son of senegal
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beady-eyed queen of the night
  07/10/25
GJR just isn’t a sexual person ok
bearded ungodly box office
  07/10/25
do you think BP gets an allowance? probably lives with h...
titillating school alpha
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“I’m a lazy seething gook. I hate life.” ...
Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask
  07/10/25
I have a chill 180 life. Literally went on a hike in the...
titillating school alpha
  07/10/25
I hope you get over being korean one day
Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask
  07/10/25
1) phenotype 2) stupidity 3) mental illness 4) and ...
Swollen Floppy Gaming Laptop
  07/10/25
That Tufts shit is too funny lmao
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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Submissive multi-colored ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089636)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: startled legal warrant

he's raging here 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089640)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: glittery chapel cuckold

would you hire him? i suspect he's maf and mental irl and not just on here.

if he got a job, he'd probably keep it for 3-4 weeks tops. his supervisor would notice something was off within a day or two but try to stick with it and rehabilitate him, to no avail. luckily for the business, the job he holds can be filled with an unskilled retard in 30 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089641)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask

(jew that got fired from several firms because he kept getting fucked by trannies instead of doing work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089649)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: glittery chapel cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089655)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: titillating school alpha

he gives off incel school shooter vibes tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089664)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask

(cho-tier gookcel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089679)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed queen of the night

most neet incels do but 99.9% are far too timid irl to do anything. for example bp is raging at mpa here even though he could confront him irl.

all the actual tough guys i know dont act like it online. hegemon is a good example. he might comment calmly he'd destroy someone irl but theres no rage or emotion behind it. only people that are weak losers online seek tough guy validation online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089686)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask

hegemon is a short jew welfare queen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089692)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: glittery chapel cuckold

i've never seen either one of you, and it's clear hegemon would beat you worse than that former NHL player did that guy on the golf course a few days ago.

you'd have trouble beating benzo up, and that's if you didn't immediately try to back down and diffuse the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089704)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask

hegeheeb would be picking his teeth out of his asshole after about 30 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089711)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: glittery chapel cuckold

you're clearly an impotent pussy. i have no idea who you are irl or what your physique is but you are clearly a bitchmade fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089715)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask

you're a short gay jew

don't be mad at me about it go be mad at God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089732)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed queen of the night

not flame id put my money on benzo. scumproles methheads are scrappy and he's 2-0 against his grandmom and sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089718)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: vibrant frum state nibblets

"scrumprole methheads are scrappy"

this is 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089786)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed queen of the night

its also 100% true hes undefeated in bouts against his family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089800)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: glittery chapel cuckold

bp has, guaranteed, never been in a fight in his life and would probably cower like a bitch if someone got in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089699)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask

"I'm tough because I'm a jew that takes it up the ass and listens to gay music"

well put zurich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089706)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed queen of the night

odd case that all the internet tough guys that get outted turn out to be weak and non-threatening irl like spaceporn and bp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089712)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed queen of the night

according to gjr he's super sheepish, timid and aspie irl. xo is an outlet for his rage because he's so cucked, i doubt hes like this outwardly irl.

he's an indolent potato nigger and would get fired for getting drunk on the clock and not completing his work. then he'd go online and rage about indians taking jobs (i.e. the ones that actually do the work he is unable to do).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089666)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask

simp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089677)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed queen of the night

do you have any successful siblings? and if not, do you have any shame that your parents invested and sacrificed so much for you and just for you to turn out this way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089696)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask

"rinkedin?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089703)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: awkward den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49091717)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed queen of the night

ride or die dickrider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49093229)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Saffron charismatic library

? He's keeping busy planning a domestic terror attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089652)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Spectacular purple principal's office newt

Job interviewers hate him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089653)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: startled legal warrant

Interview Script: Indian Manager (Ravi) vs. Boner Police

Setting: A small office in a tech company. Ravi, a calm and professional Indian manager, sits across from Boner Police (BP), a red-faced, fuming white supremacist in a camouflage cap, here for a job interview.

Ravi: (smiling warmly) Welcome, Mr… uh, Boner Police? Interesting name! I’m Ravi Sharma, HR manager. Let’s get started. Can you tell me about yourself?

BP: (scowling, arms crossed) Name’s Boner Police, and I ain’t here for your curry-slurpin’ nonsense. I’m a patriot, born and bred in the REAL America. I fix things, break things, and keep the riff-raff out. That’s all you need to know.

Ravi: (unfazed, jotting notes) Fascinating! So, you’re into… crowd control? Let’s talk skills. This is a software engineering role. Do you have experience with, say, Python or Java?

BP: (snorts) Python? Sounds like a snake, and I don’t trust snakes. Java? Ain’t that coffee? Look, I don’t need your fancy code. I got a computer once, deleted half the internet by accident. That’s power, Ravi. You hiring me or what?

Ravi: (chuckling lightly) Deleting the internet is… quite a feat! Let’s pivot. Can you describe a time you worked in a diverse team?

BP: (slamming fist on table) Diverse? I don’t do "diverse." I worked with my cousin Cletus and his dog, Freedom. Best team ever. No foreigners, no funny accents, just pure American muscle. You got a problem with that?

Ravi: (still smiling) No problem at all! Diversity can mean many things—like diverse skills. For example, our team loves spicy food Fridays. Do you enjoy a good biryani or perhaps some samosas?

BP: (eyes narrowing) Spicy food? That’s a globalist plot to burn out my taste buds! I eat hot dogs—American hot dogs—with ketchup only. None of your weird spices. You tryin’ to colonize my stomach?

Ravi: (laughing) Colonize? Oh, no, just trying to share the love of a good masala! Okay, let’s try this: how do you handle conflict in the workplace?

BP: (grinning menacingly) Conflict? I grab it by the throat and choke it out. Last guy who crossed me at the gas station got a face full of my patriotic fist. You got any snowflakes here need sortin’ out?

Ravi: (raising an eyebrow) We prefer… less physical solutions. Maybe a team meeting or a nice chai to cool tempers. Tell me, Boner Police, what motivates you to join our company?

BP: (leaning forward) I heard you got woke policies, and I’m here to fix that. I’ll make this place great again. No more of this “inclusive” garbage. Just hard work, guns, and glory. You with me, Ravi?

Ravi: (nodding thoughtfully) I see passion! We love passion. But our company values collaboration and respect. Maybe you could… channel that energy into, say, debugging code with a team?

BP: (sputtering) Debuggin’? Respect? I don’t respect nobody who ain’t from my zip code! And don’t you dare put me with some nerds who talk in binary. I’m Boner Police, not Boner Geek Squad!

Ravi: (grinning) Fair enough! One last question: where do you see yourself in five years?

BP: (puffing chest) Emperor of a pure, no-nonsense America. No offense, Ravi, but you’d probably be deported by then. Nothin’ personal.

Ravi: (laughing heartily) Oh, Boner Police, you’re a character! I think we’ll pass on the emperor vibe, but I’ll keep your resume for… crowd control openings. Thanks for coming in!

BP: (storming out) Your loss, Ravi! I’m takin’ my talents to the militia! mutters Curry-eatin’ corporate sellout…

Ravi: (calling after him) Best of luck! And try some naan—it’s life-changing!

End scene.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089721)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask

indians have fantasies like this and then go fight with their dad about stocking shelves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089744)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: startled legal warrant

https://imgur.com/a/5qklyWI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089745)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: glittery chapel cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089748)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask

cool browncope man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089749)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Submissive multi-colored ticket booth

https://imgur.com/u0Tjc5y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089756)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: startled legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089762)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: glittery chapel cuckold

LMAO. again, imagine your bitch getting plucked up by this dude. good god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089831)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: onyx razzle-dazzle stag film

wait. isnt he a cop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089788)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: diverse sapphire spot son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089904)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49090803)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: bearded ungodly box office

GJR just isn’t a sexual person ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49089880)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: titillating school alpha

do you think BP gets an allowance?

probably lives with his parents, but where does he get his weed money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49090852)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask

“I’m a lazy seething gook. I hate life.”

Great poast gibberish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49090857)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: titillating school alpha

I have a chill 180 life.

Literally went on a hike in the alps today.

What did you do today besides angrily post all day you sad little man.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49090873)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Chrome Bonkers Cumskin Pocket Flask

I hope you get over being korean one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49091731)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Swollen Floppy Gaming Laptop

1) phenotype

2) stupidity

3) mental illness

4) and most importantly, TUFTS degree stain on resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49091718)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Laughsome stubborn turdskin menage

That Tufts shit is too funny lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2...id#49092194)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: glittery chapel cuckold



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: startled legal warrant



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Swollen Floppy Gaming Laptop



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