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Really generous of Trump to “extend the deadline” for reopening Hormuz
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 8:59 AM Author: bright depressive Really shows who has the power. Iran must be quivering in their boots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761670) |
Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:03 AM Author: Cracking ruby keepsake machete national You fucking moron, Iran holds all the cards. Trump didn't do this to be nice. You're delusional (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761682) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM Author: bright depressive Whoops I should have added the /sarcasm tag. Please reconsider and grant me the Upvote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761685) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Bat shit crazy copper kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761688) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM Author: fluffy volcanic crater water buffalo MASE is spiraling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761690) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:19 AM Author: Cracking ruby keepsake machete national You're fucking glib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761720) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM Author: coral foreskin You don't realize man. MASE was showing that he's the actual king of sarcasm with his comment. He knew you were being sarcastic but went that extra step into double sarcasm because yours just wasn't enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761900) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM Author: turquoise swashbuckling patrolman gaping 78D chess grandmaster at work
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:23 AM Author: fluffy volcanic crater water buffalo The funniest thing is launching this war with only like 4000 interceptors lol. The current doctrine is to shoot 2 interceptors for every one missile. So the US basically has enough interceptors for 2,000 missiles, assuming they have a perfect hit record. But you know they don't have a 100% hit record and you'll probably have to shoot 10 to 12 interceptors at a time to hit just 1 missile, so the US is basically out of interceptors in a matter of days.
And the Iranians are retarded. They're launching decoy/fake missiles and drones to specifically force the US to waste interceptors. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:26 AM Author: bright depressive How is that retarded? Seems shrewd to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761744) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:27 AM Author: fluffy volcanic crater water buffalo I'm saying it's retarded for the US to start this conflict with so few interceptors to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761746) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:28 AM Author: bright depressive Oh, you have a sentence up there that reads “and the Iranians are retarded”. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761755) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:30 AM Author: fluffy volcanic crater water buffalo I meant aren't* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761768) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:08 AM Author: henna titillating indirect expression Brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761868) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:21 AM Author: deranged fantasy-prone institution coldplay fan Please come see me in my office as soon as possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49762156) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:29 AM Author: Frozen thirsty piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761764) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:29 AM Author: maize aphrodisiac selfie puppy i keep saying this, but i'd really love to be a fly on the wall in the WH right now. trump has to be YSFF because the jews jewed him into thinking that he'd kill the ayatollah, iran would just collapse and we could end this in a week or two.
instead, it's turning into a clusterfuck. which he'd have known was a significant risk if he listened to anyone who knows about these things, but he's listening to two real estate heebs, pete "beer me bro" hegseth and lil marco of marco rubio toyota.
just wait 2-3 weeks when we're doing a ground invasion and the coffins start coming home.
and we did this for literally no reason that benefits the US. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:32 AM Author: turquoise swashbuckling patrolman gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761777) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:33 AM Author: fluffy volcanic crater water buffalo look at the deal terms the admin offered Iran. All Iran has to say is "we'll agree to that if the same applies to Israel", which Israel will reject ljl |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:33 AM Author: maize aphrodisiac selfie puppy that would be 180. it's kind of insane that we are so worried about iran getting nukes but we're fine with israel having them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761784) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:03 AM Author: Frozen thirsty piazza so it’s Israel’s fault for telling him that and not Trump’s fault for believing it and ignoring everything his generals and advisors told him to the contrary? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761857) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:06 AM Author: maize aphrodisiac selfie puppy at the end of the day, yes, it's trump's fault for 1. allowing himself to be compromised so that israel gets to blackmail him, 2. deciding to take bribes, or 3. being a legitimately dumb as fuck boomer, or some combination of those.
i get your point though, blaming a jew for jewing is like being mad at a scorpion for stinging. of course bibi jewed him. he's a jew. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:09 AM Author: henna titillating indirect expression Two things can be true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761872) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 12:15 PM Author: hairraiser bawdyhouse his advisors all work for Israel. netanyahu used to summer at the kushner home when jared was a kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49762397) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:22 AM Author: Bat shit crazy copper kitchen for trump to believe he got tricked into making a mistake he'd have to believe he made a mistake.
you don't even need to be a fly on the wall in the white house. his social media feed is his unvarnished stream of consciousness. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM Author: fluffy volcanic crater water buffalo it's 180 just 888 boomer screeching on Facebook level lol |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:29 AM Author: Bat shit crazy copper kitchen it's actually pretty impressive he has this much energy. boomer screeding this intense generally requires a bored retiree.
also truth just has that local news boomer vibe with all the weird fucking ads only a senile person would click on. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:26 AM Author: maize aphrodisiac selfie puppy true. i believe he simultaneously knows that this war is an abortion and that he made no mistakes.
he's got to be sitting in there just throwing one person after another under the bus for "giving me bad information"
his NPD is really remarkable, and i say that with someone who's had serious problems with narcissism . he appears 100% unable to admit to fucking up. even when i was spiraling and sitting in my apartment alone with no furniture, no loose-pussied mistress (yet), no kids after i moved in, i at least looked at myself and said "man, i am a pretty flawed person." i don't think he can do that. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:48 AM Author: fluffy volcanic crater water buffalo honestly it sounds 180 working for him I bet the cabinet meetings are lit af fr fr no cap |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM Author: translucent boyish trailer park quadroon tbf, he's a billionaire living in the white house. he's got a loooooong way to go before he hits bottom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49762188) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:26 AM Author: coral foreskin so we think Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio are making the decisions? they seem like the goyim mouthpieces for the administration forced to go out and defend the war in a public facing way.
Trump is giving orders but I don't really know who is instructing him or making the decisions. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM Author: maize aphrodisiac selfie puppy he claims to be listening to them, maybe not. bibi is really calling the shots, both directly and through jared kushner and witkoff, that other real estate heeb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761922) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:33 AM Author: Frozen thirsty piazza https://x.com/piersmorgan/status/2036069060601909307?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761783) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:50 AM Author: bright depressive Maybe he’s feeding bad information to the public? 4D chess and all. It’s like a Le Carre novel haha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761823) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Vivacious Immigrant Gaming Laptop You guys are still following this shit? Lol
I gave up, it's literally all made up. Trump and the rest of the admin are just nonstop lying every single day. Nothing they say carries any meaning or substance anymore. There's no point in paying attention until something actually materially happens |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM Author: Light aromatic incel school cafeteria first decent post in this shitthread
the Current Thing is a surrogate religion, that's why these retards cling to every bit of fake information released. with religion gone and institutional authority collapsed, clinging to the Current Thing is all they have left - *anything* to avoid the horrors of the void |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM Author: henna titillating indirect expression You're both retarded when "The Current Thing" has enormous impacts for us and our actual allies. This isn't celebrity gossip or whatever other shit gets people hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49761970) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM Author: Bat shit crazy copper kitchen consuela is in the top 1% on xo about obsessing over the current thing and like 0.001% of the general population. he has multiple substacks dedicated to it along with spamming here, reddit, and who knows where else.
it's amazing he tries to come off as some nonchalant blackpill chill brah. it's all just a superficial attempt to feel superior over everyone else. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Light aromatic incel school cafeteria I’ve had a couple brief notes in Iran and no posts, hth
I haven’t done a post on the current thing since I think Kirk was killed , and I regret even doing that one |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Bat shit crazy copper kitchen poast your by you and poasted in and let's see how many legitimate non-current thing threads you're participating in.
amazing that you're jewishling saying "hey but i haven't written one of my lengthy book reports about the current thing for a couple months" when we all see you here poasting about it 24/7. so it's bizarre you'd criticize others for this behavior when you're one of the most current thing obsessed poasters on a very current thing obsessed bort. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Vivacious Immigrant Gaming Laptop *Multiple* substacks tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49762019) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Light aromatic incel school cafeteria Whatever is released about this “war” is fake, there is nothing you can do about it and no effect you can personally have. The results are scripted for upper elite desired outcome. Your energy goes into a black pit and nothing comes out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49762020) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:00 AM Author: henna titillating indirect expression I haven't seen anyone here claiming they're going to put a stop to it or fly in to negotiate terms. Your assumption is ludicrous. Getting intellectual stimulation and potential advance awareness of future challenges is pretty far from a black pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848649&forum_id=2...id#49762070) |