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Joined eharmony to find a breedable girl. There are 9 people on the app

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.
violet digit ratio regret
  12/16/23
think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. b...
Maize Irate Nibblets Business Firm
  12/16/23
fuck me online dating is hell
violet digit ratio regret
  12/16/23
online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need ...
Maize Irate Nibblets Business Firm
  12/16/23
i am so fucked
violet digit ratio regret
  12/16/23
stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is ...
Maize Irate Nibblets Business Firm
  12/16/23
yeah i guess you're right
violet digit ratio regret
  12/16/23
LJL
Stirring stage
  12/16/23
im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials i...
violet digit ratio regret
  12/16/23
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grizzly flirting persian
  12/16/23
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mischievous talented pervert
  12/17/23
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Stirring stage
  12/17/23
shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good nigh...
Seedy ratface
  12/16/23
You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.
Hairless Stimulating Kitchen Love Of Her Life
  12/16/23
This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month...
carmine base
  12/17/23
How many men?
Sick half-breed nursing home
  12/17/23
Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggle...
carmine base
  12/17/23
I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500
violet digit ratio regret
  12/16/23
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grizzly flirting persian
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mischievous talented pervert
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insane legend
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Abnormal Becky Useless Brakes
  04/27/24
insta is the only real dating app
aromatic market mood
  12/17/23
Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick...
carmine base
  12/17/23
1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl 2) im 6'3....
aromatic market mood
  12/17/23
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Abnormal Becky Useless Brakes
  04/27/24
Explain the steps You search some location and find a &ld...
Domesticated jap
  12/17/23
"pls show bob and vagene"
sienna nubile halford
  12/17/23
no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your ins...
aromatic market mood
  12/17/23
Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so sli...
Racy hairy legs
  12/17/23
I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly...
twisted deranged tank university
  12/17/23
Mail order bride, not flame.
Idiotic goal in life brethren
  12/17/23
move to asia
aromatic market mood
  12/17/23
Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his heigh...
carmine base
  12/17/23
I'm only 6'0
violet digit ratio regret
  12/17/23
Excellent poast. I would add try to make superficial frie...
charismatic rehab
  12/17/23
This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the ba...
Stirring stage
  12/17/23
based
aromatic market mood
  12/17/23
I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive...
Provocative saffron famous landscape painting
  12/17/23
I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses...
Tan garrison
  12/17/23
...
Stirring stage
  12/17/23
I tried to tell you iirc.
Bull headed ruby international law enforcement agency electric furnace
  12/17/23
Someone here is who recommended it to me
violet digit ratio regret
  12/17/23
They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to s...
Aphrodisiac Salmon Personal Credit Line
  04/27/24
180 You deserve worse
Lavender Multi-billionaire Codepig
  04/27/24
I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality...
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  04/27/24


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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: violet digit ratio regret

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178750)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Maize Irate Nibblets Business Firm

think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. basically paid for itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178753)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: violet digit ratio regret

fuck me online dating is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178757)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: Maize Irate Nibblets Business Firm

online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need to figure something else out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178763)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:43 PM
Author: violet digit ratio regret

i am so fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178764)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Maize Irate Nibblets Business Firm

stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is complete flame and 30 is a fucking joke. stop worrying and youll be more likely to make something of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178770)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: violet digit ratio regret

yeah i guess you're right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178794)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Stirring stage

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178754)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: violet digit ratio regret

im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178760)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:58 PM
Author: grizzly flirting persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178808)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: mischievous talented pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178815)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: Stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47180224)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Seedy ratface

shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good night with the $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178771)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:52 PM
Author: Hairless Stimulating Kitchen Love Of Her Life

You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178792)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: carmine base

This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month and you have a catalog of 10000 women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47179215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: Sick half-breed nursing home

How many men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47179316)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: carmine base

Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggles it’s probably like 100 men but you would be getting fucked missionary like a girl. I know for a fact though you can get a dick in your mouth too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47180185)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: violet digit ratio regret

I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178797)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:00 AM
Author: grizzly flirting persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178809)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling crimson point organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47181283)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:04 AM
Author: mischievous talented pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178822)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:45 AM
Author: garnet haunting tanning salon sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47179213)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: insane legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47180883)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Abnormal Becky Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47614495)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: aromatic market mood

insta is the only real dating app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47178846)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: carmine base

Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick you over the 10000 of men hitting her up in the DMs and she’s totally gonna stay with you when the taller man hits her up 7 dates in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47179216)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: aromatic market mood

1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl

2) im 6'3. if youre short and ugly its already over actually it never even started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47180707)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: Abnormal Becky Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47614498)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: Domesticated jap

Explain the steps

You search some location and find a “hot” IG model and message her with the intent of dating? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47179323)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: sienna nubile halford

"pls show bob and vagene"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47180669)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: aromatic market mood

no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your instagram. its how you establish value.

if girls wont even talk to you in the first place ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47180709)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:20 AM
Author: Racy hairy legs

Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so slightly better than the norm. Don’t tell anyone what you do. Don’t approach women or anything like that. Just sit there and drink. Give it a few nights and, if you are tall, women will come to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47179203)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: twisted deranged tank university

I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly attractive.

Help me with a strategy

Meteor now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47179207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Idiotic goal in life brethren

Mail order bride, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47179230)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: aromatic market mood

move to asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47180711)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: carmine base

Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his height. If he’s over 6’2 he will get a woman in 2023. If not he won’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47179218)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: violet digit ratio regret

I'm only 6'0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47181289)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: charismatic rehab

Excellent poast.

I would add try to make superficial friends with the staff and tip well (but not too well). So when women ask the staff “who’s the new guy” they say “he seems cool.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47180207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: Stirring stage

This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the bartenders whom I end up getting with. Unfortunately, bartenders are almost universally mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47180232)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: aromatic market mood

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47180713)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Provocative saffron famous landscape painting

I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47180717)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Tan garrison

I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses it or match. It was as you describe 10 years ago. Really though apps are pointless. Men just need to chat up women in real life (without expectation of dating the first moderately attractive woman that is receptive).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47179269)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47180710)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Bull headed ruby international law enforcement agency electric furnace

I tried to tell you iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47179311)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: violet digit ratio regret

Someone here is who recommended it to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47181285)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Salmon Personal Credit Line

They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to start dating rather than browsing endlessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47614037)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: Lavender Multi-billionaire Codepig

180

You deserve worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47614043)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Mewling Parlor

I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality inventory, answered it completely honestly and they wouldn't let me join the site.

I guess they (correctly) identified me as too much of a depressedmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2...id#47614111)