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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Copper macaca
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Chartreuse pocket flask
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
aqua heady dog poop hospital
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Chartreuse pocket flask
  07/14/25
100%
Adventurous striped hyena
  07/15/25
FAG
180 flesh mood old irish cottage
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
dark cerebral marketing idea
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
motley famous landscape painting
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Jet Public Bath Circlehead
  07/14/25
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Adventurous striped hyena
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Titillating telephone
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Copper macaca
  07/14/25
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Thirsty garrison goyim
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Titillating telephone
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Copper macaca
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Titillating telephone
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Copper macaca
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Titillating telephone
  07/14/25
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Apoplectic opaque candlestick maker crotch
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Fantasy-prone brass den windowlicker
  07/15/25
Lol
Titillating telephone
  07/15/25
jfc 180
180 flesh mood old irish cottage
  07/15/25
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Adventurous striped hyena
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
well-lubricated appetizing shitlib stead
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Jet Public Bath Circlehead
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Chartreuse pocket flask
  07/14/25
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aqua heady dog poop hospital
  07/14/25
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Titillating telephone
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Copper macaca
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Chartreuse pocket flask
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Copper macaca
  07/14/25
wut
Avocado house codepig
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Copper macaca
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Spectacular shrine
  07/14/25
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Apoplectic opaque candlestick maker crotch
  07/15/25
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Navy meetinghouse
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mahogany regret
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Mind-boggling university
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Glittery Field Azn
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Zippy Office New Version
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
mahogany regret
  07/15/25
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dark cerebral marketing idea
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Concupiscible Seedy Jewess
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Thirsty garrison goyim
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Pale Dingle Berry Corner
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Titillating telephone
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hot violet pisswyrm
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Out-of-control home
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Concupiscible Seedy Jewess
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Adventurous striped hyena
  07/15/25
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Adventurous striped hyena
  07/15/25
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Apoplectic opaque candlestick maker crotch
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
silver volcanic crater native
  07/14/25
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Fragrant Stag Film
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Exciting forum
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Apoplectic opaque candlestick maker crotch
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Olive roast beef
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Boyish Abode
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Glassy milk
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
ivory multi-colored theater patrolman
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
puce marvelous boltzmann
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Useless trailer park
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Fantasy-prone brass den windowlicker
  07/15/25
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Ultramarine Institution Halford
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180 flesh mood old irish cottage
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Titillating telephone
  07/15/25
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Adventurous striped hyena
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Adventurous striped hyena
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Copper macaca
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Copper macaca

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse pocket flask

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: aqua heady dog poop hospital

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse pocket flask

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: 180 flesh mood old irish cottage

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: dark cerebral marketing idea

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: motley famous landscape painting

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Jet Public Bath Circlehead



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Titillating telephone

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Copper macaca

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Thirsty garrison goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Titillating telephone

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Copper macaca

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Titillating telephone

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Copper macaca

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Titillating telephone

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Apoplectic opaque candlestick maker crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone brass den windowlicker

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Titillating telephone

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: 180 flesh mood old irish cottage

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated appetizing shitlib stead

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Jet Public Bath Circlehead

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse pocket flask

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: aqua heady dog poop hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Titillating telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Copper macaca

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse pocket flask

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Copper macaca

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Avocado house codepig

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Copper macaca

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Spectacular shrine

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Apoplectic opaque candlestick maker crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Navy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: mahogany regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Mind-boggling university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Glittery Field Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Zippy Office New Version

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: mahogany regret

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: dark cerebral marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible Seedy Jewess



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Thirsty garrison goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Pale Dingle Berry Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Titillating telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: hot violet pisswyrm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Out-of-control home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible Seedy Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic opaque candlestick maker crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: silver volcanic crater native

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Fragrant Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Exciting forum

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Apoplectic opaque candlestick maker crotch

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Olive roast beef

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Boyish Abode

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Glassy milk

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: ivory multi-colored theater patrolman

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: puce marvelous boltzmann

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Useless trailer park

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone brass den windowlicker

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine Institution Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: 180 flesh mood old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Titillating telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Copper macaca

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104451)