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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
galvanic parlour
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Bearded Dysfunction Incel
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Fiercely-loyal Striped Hyena
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
galvanic parlour
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
irradiated flesh giraffe toaster
  05/10/24
No
Poppy legal warrant
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Razzle-dazzle place of business depressive
  05/10/24
180
Poppy legal warrant
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
beady-eyed tantric principal's office weed whacker
  05/10/24
180
Poppy legal warrant
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Twisted know-it-all nursing home
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
stimulating elastic band
  05/10/24
180
Poppy legal warrant
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Twisted know-it-all nursing home
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Henna Shrine Bbw
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Mahogany tripping menage kitty
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Carmine Tattoo
  05/12/24
...
galvanic parlour
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Hideous station
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Dashing forum degenerate
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
Ruddy bossy site
  05/10/24
...
federal bright legend public bath
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Passionate lay
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
beady-eyed tantric principal's office weed whacker
  05/10/24
180
Poppy legal warrant
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
motley obsidian native
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
charcoal bawdyhouse
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
Ruddy bossy site
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
soul-stirring claret people who are hurt water buffalo
  05/10/24
...
pearl space masturbator
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Titillating arrogant senate antidepressant drug
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
lemon histrionic partner
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
Mint heaven dragon
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Razzle-dazzle place of business depressive
  05/10/24
...
boyish bistre newt
  05/10/24
...
Lavender temple
  05/10/24
...
Ruddy bossy site
  05/11/24
Kike!
Poppy legal warrant
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
irradiated flesh giraffe toaster
  05/10/24
he was an associate
walnut azn
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Submissive Learning Disabled Regret
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
180 Cobalt Skinny Woman Idiot
  05/10/24
...
Hideous station
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Swashbuckling coral home
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
Orange ungodly main people stead
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Submissive Learning Disabled Regret
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Bipolar Casino
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Submissive Learning Disabled Regret
  05/12/24
probably no one
galvanic parlour
  05/12/24
...
Lavender temple
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
dead snowy gas station
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Pale exciting lettuce
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Submissive Learning Disabled Regret
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
charcoal bawdyhouse
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Pale exciting lettuce
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
charcoal bawdyhouse
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Bateful Cruel-hearted Cruise Ship Boltzmann
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
frisky sex offender
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
charcoal bawdyhouse
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Carmine Tattoo
  05/12/24
...
dead snowy gas station
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: galvanic parlour

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Bearded Dysfunction Incel

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Striped Hyena

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: galvanic parlour

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: irradiated flesh giraffe toaster

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Poppy legal warrant

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle place of business depressive

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Poppy legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed tantric principal's office weed whacker

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Poppy legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Twisted know-it-all nursing home

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: stimulating elastic band

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Poppy legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Twisted know-it-all nursing home

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Henna Shrine Bbw

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Mahogany tripping menage kitty

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Carmine Tattoo

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: galvanic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Hideous station

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Dashing forum degenerate

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy site

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: federal bright legend public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Passionate lay

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed tantric principal's office weed whacker

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Poppy legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: motley obsidian native

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: charcoal bawdyhouse

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy site

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring claret people who are hurt water buffalo

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: pearl space masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Titillating arrogant senate antidepressant drug

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: lemon histrionic partner

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Mint heaven dragon

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle place of business depressive

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: boyish bistre newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Lavender temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Ruddy bossy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Poppy legal warrant

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: irradiated flesh giraffe toaster

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: walnut azn

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Submissive Learning Disabled Regret

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: 180 Cobalt Skinny Woman Idiot

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Hideous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coral home

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Orange ungodly main people stead

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Submissive Learning Disabled Regret

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Bipolar Casino

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Submissive Learning Disabled Regret

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: galvanic parlour

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Lavender temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: dead snowy gas station

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Pale exciting lettuce

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Submissive Learning Disabled Regret

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: charcoal bawdyhouse

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Pale exciting lettuce

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: charcoal bawdyhouse

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Bateful Cruel-hearted Cruise Ship Boltzmann

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: frisky sex offender

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: charcoal bawdyhouse

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Carmine Tattoo

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: dead snowy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655570)