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Cannot Imagine Something more CR than Hitler Forcing France to surrender in same

railroad car as the French forced the Germans to surrender i...
Buff theater stage regret
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cr brother, cr.
turquoise mad cow disease fanboi
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capturing Paris had to be a peak experience for Hitler
stirring stead new version
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I think it's well documented that it was. It's the reason Pa...
unholy carmine philosopher-king
  01/28/16
Hitler wanted the retreating Germans to level Paris but the ...
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_von_Choltitz
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Like when Inigo Montoya killed Count Rugen
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well, if we take the long view....
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obviously. But imagine you wake up every day, rage flowing ...
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Amethyst coldplay fan
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TRUMP 2016
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cr except hitler fully expected germany to roll over france ...
Appetizing domesticated psychic
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This is slightly true. I think he wasn't worried about the ...
Buff theater stage regret
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and that chump was manstein
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Interesting
Beady-eyed private investor becky
  01/28/16
Imagine what Trump would do to FOX news.
brass gunner
  01/29/16
Great poast ty. 180.
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cr, Constantine is a top poaster
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Ty brother
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I can think of something a little more CR if you catch my dr...
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Soooooo cr
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*takes notes
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Where would dying methed out in a underground bunker fit int...
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Pretty high. Meth is a hell of a drug and he fucked up on an...
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Idk, but probably above raising tranny kids with a crackhead...
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You watched! <3
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i did, but only as a bort scholar. just trying to keep your ...
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It was a research boner.
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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: Buff theater stage regret

railroad car as the French forced the Germans to surrender in at the end of WWI.

Imagine spending 25 years raging about losing WWI, then when you finally get a chance to get revenge, you DESTROY the French in 6 weeks. You then find out that the French saved the railroad car of Germany's worst humiliation as a living monument to your humiliation.

As he was walking to the railroad car to force France to surrender, Hitler passed some stone WWI monument. Carved into the stone was this writing: "HERE ON THE ELEVENTH OF NOVEMBER 1918 SUCCUMBED THE CRIMINAL PRIDE OF THE GERMAN REICH. VANQUISHED BY THE FREE PEOPLES WHICH IT TRIED TO ENSLAVE."

Hitler had it blown up 3 days after the surrender. Had to be a CR feeling, even if you hate Hitler.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29703703)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: turquoise mad cow disease fanboi

cr brother, cr.

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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: stirring stead new version

capturing Paris had to be a peak experience for Hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29703742)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: unholy carmine philosopher-king

I think it's well documented that it was. It's the reason Paris was left relatively intact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29703768)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Electric Alpha

Hitler wanted the retreating Germans to level Paris but the German general in charge refused to carry out the orders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29704243)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: maize area

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_von_Choltitz

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Date: January 29th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: impressive messiness



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Date: January 28th, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: tan supple lodge



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Slimy wonderful weed whacker kitchen

Like when Inigo Montoya killed Count Rugen

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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: mahogany depressive striped hyena



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Date: January 28th, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: Appetizing domesticated psychic



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: irradiated resort

well, if we take the long view....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29703762)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: Buff theater stage regret

obviously. But imagine you wake up every day, rage flowing through your veins about getting stabbed in the back when you were just about to beat the French. Your country's economy has been wrecked, your government crippled, your military castrated. It affects you to such a degree that you literally tremble with rage. It's like 90% of what you and your friends talk about. FOR 20 YEARS IN A ROW.

Finally, after struggling against your own people, struggling against the Austrians, Czechs, Poles, even Italians, you get a chance at revenge. You think you'll maybe fight them to a stalemate and they'll eventually get tired of fighting and seek an armistice. Then, for no real reason whatsoever, your army does the impossible- defeats the French in 6 WEEKS.

You visit Paris for the first time and learn these fuckers have been mocking you with their monuments for the last 25 years.

Hitler didn't even tell the French they had to surrender in the same car that the Germans surrendered in. The French guys showed up thinking they were going to a normal room only to be told "nope, you're going to that car you mother fuckers."

Literally achieving the most perfect revenge your rage addled brain could imagine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29703827)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:55 PM
Author: Amethyst coldplay fan



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:57 PM
Author: turquoise mad cow disease fanboi

TRUMP 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29703860)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Buff theater stage regret



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Date: January 28th, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: Floppy dilemma pistol



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Date: January 28th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Appetizing domesticated psychic

cr except hitler fully expected germany to roll over france due to magical aryan powers. it was the generals who were shitting their pants that the blitzkrieg worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29704246)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Buff theater stage regret

This is slightly true. I think he wasn't worried about the French, but was worried about the Brits. He thought all along France and Britain wouldn't fight, that he'd pull another Munich out of his hat. When they declared war, he was really amazed.

Once the invasion of Poland ended, there was like a 3 month lull when nothing happened. Everyone assumed hitler would work a deal out, and he tried to. He was rebuffed every time.

Then the soviets decided to invade Finland. The Brits were going to help, but to do so they needed to go through neutral Norway. Hitler figured they'd occupy Norway to ensure supply routes to Finland. Since Germany needed norways oil and it had air bases near Britain, he figured he'd preempt the Brit invasion. Once he pulled the trigger on taking Norway, he figured might as well take Denmark too to get both sides of opening.

After taking Denmark, i think hitler just figured fuck it, might as well as go balls to the wall now before anyone else can figure out what to do.

The generals meantime thought he was insane for attacking France, but followed through. Some random chump came up with the attack strategy through the Arden and told it to hitler at a party and hitler loved it so much he took it as his own plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29710203)



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Date: February 26th, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: obsidian adventurous cruise ship

and that chump was manstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#42016115)



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Date: January 28th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed private investor becky

Interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29703766)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: brass gunner

Imagine what Trump would do to FOX news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29710229)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: brass gunner

Great poast ty. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29710233)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: impressive messiness

cr, Constantine is a top poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29710286)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Buff theater stage regret

Ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29710305)



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Pearl Comical Temple



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Date: January 29th, 2016 9:07 PM
Author: duck-like boltzmann deer antler

I can think of something a little more CR if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#29710303)



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Date: March 31st, 2020 8:52 AM
Author: Buff theater stage regret



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Date: March 31st, 2020 12:21 PM
Author: Buff theater stage regret



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Date: February 26th, 2021 8:24 PM
Author: Buff theater stage regret



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Date: February 26th, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Doobsian indian lodge

Soooooo cr

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Date: March 3rd, 2021 10:08 AM
Author: Buff theater stage regret



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Date: July 8th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Buff theater stage regret



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Date: July 9th, 2021 1:28 AM
Author: Plum Laughsome Crackhouse

*takes notes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#42753162)



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Date: July 9th, 2021 1:42 AM
Author: Coral garrison rigor



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Buff theater stage regret



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Pearl Comical Temple



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic pale main people

Where would dying methed out in a underground bunker fit into this scale of CR things to do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#45347954)



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Tripping factory reset button forum



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Pearl Comical Temple

Pretty high. Meth is a hell of a drug and he fucked up on an absolutely epic scale. And he was always ranting that surrendering generals should've just blown their brains out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#45347962)



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: provocative navy turdskin

Idk, but probably above raising tranny kids with a crackhead absentee nigger and having a rando film you running baywatch style while your 48 year old moobs bounce in slow motion. somewhere above that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#45347964)



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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic pale main people

You watched! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#45347975)



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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: provocative navy turdskin

i did, but only as a bort scholar. just trying to keep your ego in check, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#45347980)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: Buff theater stage regret



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Date: October 18th, 2022 10:27 AM
Author: Pearl Comical Temple

It was a research boner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3111355&forum_id=2...id#45349519)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:36 AM
Author: Buff theater stage regret



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Buff theater stage regret



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