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134-year-old tortoise becomes dad for 1st time

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortois...
outnumbered spectacular masturbator
  06/15/25
He maed it
Citrine Bisexual Keepsake Machete
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Its never too late to maek it
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So doodikoff still has a chance?
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what’s his moniker?
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Buff striped hyena
  06/15/25
Goliath
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Buff striped hyena
  06/16/25
What's up?
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Buff striped hyena
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https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-b...
Buff striped hyena
  06/16/25
Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine...
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Buff striped hyena
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Heady stead
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Buff striped hyena
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Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha
irate clear immigrant home
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180
Buff striped hyena
  06/16/25
Hope for Papa RSF still!
Jade vibrant nibblets
  06/16/25
(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner) &quo...
Aromatic jet-lagged dragon center
  06/16/25
!!!
Buff striped hyena
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Pea-brained Transparent School Gunner
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Buff striped hyena
  06/16/25
That's exactly how it went.
bateful flesh chapel ratface
  06/16/25
18000000000000000
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supple indecent principal's office
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90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on faceb...
soul-stirring garrison
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😹😹😹
Buff striped hyena
  06/16/25
LOL
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Buff striped hyena
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outnumbered spectacular masturbator
  06/20/25
How old was the lady?
Pea-brained Transparent School Gunner
  06/16/25
Cq
Buff striped hyena
  06/16/25
some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs
Contagious honey-headed twinkling uncleanness stag film
  06/16/25
What's her ZoZo moniker?
Buff striped hyena
  06/16/25
Apparently, no one cares about the mom.
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  06/20/25
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you\'re the puppet
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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: outnumbered spectacular masturbator

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortoise-becomes-dad-for-1st-time/vi-AA1GEP0p?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=60f35d71ee22414a99378e76307fb663&ei=30

Still hope for all the xo'ers out there. Happy Father's Day!

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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Citrine Bisexual Keepsake Machete

He maed it

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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: brindle business firm

Its never too late to maek it

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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready Cordovan Public Bath Macaca



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: comical roast beef



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Heady stead



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained Transparent School Gunner



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Mustard jew step-uncle's house

So doodikoff still has a chance?

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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: thirsty cheese-eating parlour potus



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Aromatic jet-lagged dragon center



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: naked lake faggotry kitchen



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: hairraiser blood rage

what’s his moniker?

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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: outnumbered spectacular masturbator

Goliath

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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: bateful flesh chapel ratface



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Buff striped hyena



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: bateful flesh chapel ratface

What's up?

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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: hairraiser blood rage



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Buff striped hyena

https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-boy-who-talked-with-animals/

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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: bateful flesh chapel ratface

Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine, but we've fallen out of touch over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id#49019869)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Buff striped hyena

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Heady stead



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: irate clear immigrant home

Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha

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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Buff striped hyena

180

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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Jade vibrant nibblets

Hope for Papa RSF still!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id#49020186)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Aromatic jet-lagged dragon center

(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner)

"i really like it here"

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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena

!!!

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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained Transparent School Gunner



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: bateful flesh chapel ratface

That's exactly how it went.

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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena

18000000000000000

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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: supple indecent principal's office



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring garrison

90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on facebook

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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena

😹😹😹

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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: supple indecent principal's office

LOL

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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: outnumbered spectacular masturbator



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained Transparent School Gunner

How old was the lady?

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Date: June 16th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena

Cq

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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Contagious honey-headed twinkling uncleanness stag film

some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs

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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena

What's her ZoZo moniker?

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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: outnumbered spectacular masturbator

Apparently, no one cares about the mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id#49036083)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: you\'re the puppet



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