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Spruce Indirect Expression
  07/02/19
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Spruce Indirect Expression
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Spruce Indirect Expression
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Fuchsia balding meetinghouse headpube
  12/20/20
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Heady insane library
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
buff public bath
  08/21/19
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Silver house
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Histrionic pervert
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Disturbing dysfunction really tough guy
  08/21/19
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Big crawly pit
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Sapphire Soul-stirring Wrinkle
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
buff public bath
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Disturbing dysfunction really tough guy
  08/21/19
emergency money
buff public bath
  08/21/19
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Scarlet outnumbered resort trump supporter
  09/01/19
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Boyish theatre
  03/06/20
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Boyish theatre
  09/10/21
hehe
electric set cuckoldry
  09/13/25
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Fuchsia balding meetinghouse headpube
  09/13/25
You’re poor
shaky patrolman
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Spruce Indirect Expression
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Flirting site twinkling uncleanness
  09/01/19
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Scarlet outnumbered resort trump supporter
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Histrionic pervert
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Spruce Indirect Expression
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Big crawly pit
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Spruce Indirect Expression
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Fragrant Mediation
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Spruce Indirect Expression
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Supple Telephone
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Spruce Indirect Expression
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
territorial range toaster
  09/10/21
great thread
peach stead organic girlfriend
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Spruce Indirect Expression
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Spruce Indirect Expression
  04/10/23
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Heady insane library
  04/10/23
i love men
peach stead organic girlfriend
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Spruce Indirect Expression
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Spruce Indirect Expression
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Flirting site twinkling uncleanness
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Spruce Indirect Expression
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
lascivious charcoal pozpig
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Spruce Indirect Expression
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Spruce Indirect Expression
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Spruce Indirect Expression
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Spruce Indirect Expression
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
Spruce Indirect Expression
  11/14/25
You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached...
Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia balding meetinghouse headpube

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Heady insane library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: buff public bath

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Silver house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Histrionic pervert

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Disturbing dysfunction really tough guy

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Big crawly pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Sapphire Soul-stirring Wrinkle

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: buff public bath

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Disturbing dysfunction really tough guy

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: buff public bath

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Scarlet outnumbered resort trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Boyish theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Boyish theatre



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: electric set cuckoldry

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia balding meetinghouse headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: shaky patrolman

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Flirting site twinkling uncleanness

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Scarlet outnumbered resort trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Histrionic pervert

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Big crawly pit

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Fragrant Mediation

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Supple Telephone

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: territorial range toaster

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: peach stead organic girlfriend

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Heady insane library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: peach stead organic girlfriend

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Flirting site twinkling uncleanness

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: lascivious charcoal pozpig

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Spruce Indirect Expression

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#50149638)