Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: ..,:,;.,,,.:;,..;:,;..,;:,::..,
Idk what’s your leverage
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: ..,:,;.,,,.:;,..;:,;..,;:,::..,
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM Author: Nazca Redlines
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.
How many people got laid off?
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)
But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )
Get pregnant.
Be openly flaming gay
Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery
Self-identify as BIPOC
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