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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:04 PM Author: provocative menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693589) |
Date: May 26th, 2024 7:05 PM Author: provocative menage Not all but many. A lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693590) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:31 PM Author: Beady-eyed crackhouse mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693648) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:32 PM Author: cruel-hearted gay wizard hairy legs Competence is highly overrated in my experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693649) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:36 PM Author: provocative menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693658) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:09 PM Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry kitchen Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693746) |
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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:46 AM Author: Aphrodisiac idiotic university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47694986) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 9:12 AM Author: Mischievous Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47706738) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 2:52 PM Author: cruel-hearted gay wizard hairy legs See Trumps lawyers. No amount of competence was ever going to save his ass in NY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47707849) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:36 PM Author: learning disabled fishy pocket flask what the fuck does "legitimately incompetent" mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693657) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:36 PM Author: provocative menage No idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693659) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:37 PM Author: Plum spectacular spot Yeah like You. Your client is Deaf and the Appellate Court gave you the “champ” treatment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693662) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:47 PM Author: provocative menage Yeah too bad I had only one case my whole life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693686) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:49 PM Author: Plum spectacular spot The “whenever you’re ready,” was devastating iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693692) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:49 PM Author: provocative menage Uh huh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693694) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:56 PM Author: Soul-stirring White Stead Filthpig how many federal appeals org args? most people would be at their most prepared in that situation. so why were you an "uhhh umm" spurting idiot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693709) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:54 PM Author: stirring persian stage Great post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693703) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:57 PM Author: provocative menage Looking for a fight are we? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693713) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:58 PM Author: Soul-stirring White Stead Filthpig youve been waging a mostly one-sided feud against her weeks now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693715) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:59 PM Author: provocative menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693716) |
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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:50 PM Author: stirring persian stage Whenever you're ready. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47703857) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 3:50 PM Author: alcoholic motley ratface When I saw this thread title, I immediately thought of spaceporn. Well, spaceporn and ZZZ/Candy Ride. Also TSINAH. Come to think of it, a lot of the attorneys on this bort are SPS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47708035) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:50 PM Author: Charcoal excitant theater almost every attorney is incompetent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693695) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:52 PM Author: provocative menage Many suck. Thank god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693700) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:55 PM Author: Soul-stirring White Stead Filthpig the best metric for competence without first hand info is career trajectory. for instance, id say being a 20th year associate at a pi mill is a good indication someone is incompetent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693705) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:56 PM Author: provocative menage Troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693711) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 7:57 PM Author: Soul-stirring White Stead Filthpig i guess we could also look at oral args available online. how's that metric work out for you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693712) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM Author: lilac overrated yarmulke do YOU make $150k per annum, hotshot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693729) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:06 PM Author: provocative menage Hey brother I do better than that. Why are you fucking w me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693737) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:09 PM Author: provocative menage He did disappear tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693748) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: Soul-stirring White Stead Filthpig spaceporn's literal argument about this is that higher IQ people make less because they have more opportunities to cuck and rationally choose to do so. and that low IQ people make more because they are forced to take risks.
this is literally his reasoning on why being a low wage, low status wagecuck means he's ackshualllly very smart and competent. |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:10 PM Author: provocative menage Looking for the answer tho my man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693749) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:12 PM Author: Soul-stirring White Stead Filthpig for 150k? are you serious? aside from clerking, yes, ive made more than that every year since i graduated law school. like almost everyone else here. i can't believe you were actually expecting a response there since starting biglaw salaries exceed 150k. the poaster who asked that was being facetious and mocking you.
jfc you are so dumb and pathetic it's unreal. |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:14 PM Author: provocative menage That’s good. I guess we all make more than $150k. I suspect it goes a lot further here than there little guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693764) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:17 PM Author: Soul-stirring White Stead Filthpig you have less than 1m NW and are old as fuck. i guess my salary goes pretty far here too considering ive managed to save far more than you and are far younger. and i don't claim to be any sort of unusual success. only that if we're considering the amount your services cost as a metric for how competent you are, than you are one of the least competent attorneys on this bort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693771) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: provocative menage Keep drinking tonight pal! I’m sure your wife leaving you will be distant memory soon enough. And it’s never too late to father a kid! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693780) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:21 PM Author: Soul-stirring White Stead Filthpig except in your case when it was never a possibility at all.
im spending the week with my future second wife's family starting tomorrow. which requires only a short drive rather than an international flight and interpreter. |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:22 PM Author: provocative menage Etc etc didn’t read (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693791) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:24 PM Author: Soul-stirring White Stead Filthpig you'd be doing everyone, especially yourself, a huge favor if you stopped reading xo entirely and scrambled your pw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693799) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:13 PM Author: provocative menage Damn brother well done. And he’s in San Francisco too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693755) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:08 PM Author: Adventurous canary brunch I had a judge this week admonish me for a filing I made (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693743) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:09 PM Author: provocative menage Need the deets. Start a new thread so it’s not entangled in this trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693747) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:13 PM Author: Adventurous canary brunch Probate conservatorship matter. I mistakenly included the ending balance instead of a beginning balance on a conservatorship inventory that I amended after my client completely fucked it up. It was one of eight filings I made. Judge decided to harp on the fact that I did this wrong for like a couple minutes.
I learned a lot that day and will never make that mistake again |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:15 PM Author: provocative menage A little rough on a solo. They get fussy when it comes to reporting trust balances tho. I think judges have some personal exposure in some cases. |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:19 PM Author: Adventurous canary brunch Yeah I was hired to clean up this conservatorship after the conservator tried to do it for three years pro se and fucked it up completely. He had also blown off multiple show cause hearings and moved to Florida without informing the court.
My goal was to not get a bench warrant issued for him because he didn't show up to this hearing either. He was removed as conservator as I expected but no further trouble.
Client was One of those guys that always sounds drunk |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:20 PM Author: provocative menage Sounds like you did well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693787) |
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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:51 AM Author: smoky field goyim What? A fucking bench warrant can be issued for a civil matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47694991) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 2:55 PM Author: slippery marvelous area useless brakes NBD, I've been "admonished" before:
"At least you've admitted it. Sir, you are admonished. Do not do that again.
MR. [epah]: Yes, Your Honor."
No real consequences. |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: honey-headed big-titted hell knife I make millions of dollars per year by practicing law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693777) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:19 PM Author: provocative menage Nonresponsive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693783) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:14 PM Author: honey-headed big-titted hell knife I disagree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47693957) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM Author: provocative menage Trumps current lawyers make millions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47694040) |
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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:38 PM Author: Apoplectic Vibrant Hall In all due serious, I've had four different law jobs, all very elite, and I've gotten shit to no training for all of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47694313) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 3:59 PM Author: nudist station In general the merit of an attorney has a lot more to do with their general intelligence than their specific technical abilities or the “training” they got on specific technical points. When done properly the entire profession is set up to obsess about all of these technicalities. And giving other lawyers in a practice, who may be dumber in general, a chance to participate and bill/justify themselves as a cost center is the preferred mode of practice in any matter where a client actually cares about the outcome. The “best” lawyers are typically just people who are quick witted/quick on their feet and/or generally knowledgeable so that they often provide advice and make suggestions that look smart and hold up in retrospect. Nothing in law school or in your first five years of practice in a big firm formally trains you to do any of that, and at best you get to spend a lot of time around older lawyers who are good at this and pick up on some of their techniques and patterns of thought and speech. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47708070) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 4:01 PM Author: effete national All cr
And the race to the bottom to dumb down ls and the bar in lieu of "practical" teaching is doomed to fail. You need raw intellectual horsepower with, secondarily, a willingness to grind it out. |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 3:30 AM Author: Mischievous Shrine My paralegals filed several lawsuits against me by accident. Not only did they all go to trial, somehow I lost every single case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47706337) |
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Date: May 31st, 2024 4:07 AM Author: judgmental elastic band I'm good at what I do - but it's hardly a 'practice' of law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532947&forum_id=2...id#47706365) |
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