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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Bistre regret
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Chartreuse Famous Landscape Painting
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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bateful flushed trust fund
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
Bistre regret
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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Chartreuse Famous Landscape Painting
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Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
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Chartreuse Famous Landscape Painting
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
lime gay wizard resort
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It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Bistre regret
  07/27/25
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slap-happy jap spot
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Coiffed charismatic masturbator site
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Woah Cr
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mustard step-uncle's house
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Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
mind-boggling autistic point double fault
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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  07/26/25
(who did it)
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Coiffed charismatic masturbator site
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Mischievous main people gas station
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Frozen motley bawdyhouse circlehead
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Bistre regret

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse Famous Landscape Painting

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Bistre regret

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Coiffed charismatic masturbator site



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: bateful flushed trust fund



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Claret cowardly police squad depressive

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Bistre regret

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz locus national security agency

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Coiffed charismatic masturbator site



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored aggressive market clown



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: wine space juggernaut



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Haunting Dilemma



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: comical internet-worthy chapel



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Sapphire plaza weed whacker



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: exhilarant university toilet seat



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Bistre regret



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: mustard step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling autistic point double fault



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: rambunctious partner office



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Charcoal thriller hunting ground



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: light disrespectful center



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: cocky mildly autistic fortuitous meteor background story



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Heady station really tough guy



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Opaque Fragrant Orchestra Pit Rigpig



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jade property gaping

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lime gay wizard resort

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Bistre regret

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: lime gay wizard resort

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Coiffed charismatic masturbator site

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring fighting brunch

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Bistre regret

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: slap-happy jap spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Laughsome useless kitchen generalized bond

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Coiffed charismatic masturbator site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: High-end halford temple

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling autistic point double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned nighttime patrolman public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: mustard step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: balding bearded principal's office giraffe

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling autistic point double fault

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Bistre regret

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: ultramarine arousing striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse Famous Landscape Painting

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: soggy orange location

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Coiffed charismatic masturbator site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Mischievous main people gas station

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Frozen motley bawdyhouse circlehead

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Chocolate Place Of Business Son Of Senegal

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134975)