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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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judgmental prole
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Exciting Faggotry
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
judgmental prole
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Exciting Faggotry
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
judgmental prole
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Buck-toothed market
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
judgmental prole
  07/06/25
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amber gas station
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18000000000000
Charismatic cruel-hearted generalized bond
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bespoke nibblets striped hyena
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lilac vibrant point
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Fighting place of business jap
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french corner
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180 jet-lagged party of the first part
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Yellow boyish therapy
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Claret Messiness University
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know-it-all hominid
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Primrose aphrodisiac plaza round eye
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Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
bespoke nibblets striped hyena
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Exciting Faggotry
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
bespoke nibblets striped hyena
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
judgmental prole
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
bespoke nibblets striped hyena
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Exciting Faggotry
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
judgmental prole
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
bespoke nibblets striped hyena
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Costumed electric furnace crotch
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
bespoke nibblets striped hyena
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
sticky razzle windowlicker stag film
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
nubile passionate bawdyhouse incel
  07/06/25
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Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Fighting place of business jap
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
titillating dun parlour clown
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
aromatic unhinged lettuce
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
180 jet-lagged party of the first part
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Spectacular elastic band
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
judgmental prole
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Costumed electric furnace crotch
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
judgmental prole
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Spectacular elastic band
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Costumed electric furnace crotch
  07/07/25
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Claret Messiness University
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Spectacular elastic band
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
aromatic unhinged lettuce
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Costumed electric furnace crotch
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
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  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
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I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
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so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Fighting place of business jap
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Claret Messiness University
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judgmental prole
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Concupiscible sable idiot
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bespoke nibblets striped hyena
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judgmental prole
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Floppy cocky chad hunting ground
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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chandler (retired)
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
disco fries
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: judgmental prole



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Exciting Faggotry

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: judgmental prole

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Exciting Faggotry

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: judgmental prole

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Buck-toothed market

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: judgmental prole

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: amber gas station



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Charismatic cruel-hearted generalized bond

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: bespoke nibblets striped hyena



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Buck-toothed market



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: lilac vibrant point



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Fighting place of business jap



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: french corner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: 180 jet-lagged party of the first part



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Yellow boyish therapy



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Claret Messiness University



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: know-it-all hominid



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Primrose aphrodisiac plaza round eye



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: This page intentionally left blank



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,., ( )




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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: bespoke nibblets striped hyena

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Exciting Faggotry

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: bespoke nibblets striped hyena

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: judgmental prole

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: bespoke nibblets striped hyena

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Exciting Faggotry

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: judgmental prole

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: bespoke nibblets striped hyena

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Costumed electric furnace crotch

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: bespoke nibblets striped hyena

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: sticky razzle windowlicker stag film

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: nubile passionate bawdyhouse incel

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Fighting place of business jap

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: titillating dun parlour clown

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: aromatic unhinged lettuce

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: 180 jet-lagged party of the first part

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Spectacular elastic band

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: judgmental prole

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Costumed electric furnace crotch

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: judgmental prole

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Spectacular elastic band

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Costumed electric furnace crotch

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Claret Messiness University



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Spectacular elastic band

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: aromatic unhinged lettuce

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Costumed electric furnace crotch

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Fighting place of business jap



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Claret Messiness University

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: judgmental prole



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible sable idiot

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bespoke nibblets striped hyena



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: judgmental prole



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Floppy cocky chad hunting ground

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: This page intentionally left blank

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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