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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Supple Meetinghouse
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Spectacular Theatre Stock Car
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Talented Abusive Set
  10/24/16
...
Violent Lodge
  01/03/17
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ruddy erotic chapel electric furnace
  02/20/18
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Arousing Aquamarine Stead
  06/03/19
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Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting
  10/14/20
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multi-colored orchestra pit
  01/25/16
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Misunderstood Cuckold
  01/25/16
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milky yarmulke church building
  01/25/16
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racy voyeur
  01/25/16
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Emerald Heady Weed Whacker Skinny Woman
  01/25/16
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milky yarmulke church building
  01/25/16
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racy voyeur
  01/25/16
...
Diverse theater
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Aqua Hominid
  01/25/16
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Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
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stirring generalized bond
  01/25/16
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motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
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hairraiser sooty locale
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
exhilarant sadistic old irish cottage
  01/25/16
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kink-friendly dull private investor feces
  01/25/16
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Supple Meetinghouse
  01/26/16
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dead gas station
  01/26/16
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Jet piazza
  01/26/16
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carmine french box office keepsake machete
  11/27/16
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Aqua Hominid
  06/13/17
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up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat
  12/19/17
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motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/24/18
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unholy adventurous prole bawdyhouse
  06/10/24
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Spectacular Theatre Stock Car
  01/26/16
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Coral dog poop
  10/24/16
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Violent Lodge
  11/27/16
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Aqua Hominid
  01/23/17
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Electric drab step-uncle's house brethren
  03/15/17
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Aqua Hominid
  04/20/17
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Aqua Hominid
  02/20/18
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Aqua Hominid
  05/24/18
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pale stimulating cruise ship internal respiration
  09/26/21
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Hot Location Boiling Water
  03/12/22
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unholy adventurous prole bawdyhouse
  05/15/22
...
unholy adventurous prole bawdyhouse
  05/04/24
ruthless.
comical fighting coffee pot
  01/25/16
Brutal
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
...
pungent windowlicker hospital
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Chocolate legend
  01/25/16
toxic
Vigorous blue kitty range
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
snowy dragon
  01/25/16
...
Misunderstood Cuckold
  01/25/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
Cerise Provocative Forum Associate
  01/25/16
damnit
Lascivious Rambunctious Mediation Water Buffalo
  01/25/16
...
milky yarmulke church building
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
jfc
Aqua Hominid
  01/25/16
Cr edit
milky yarmulke church building
  01/25/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Aqua Hominid
  01/25/16
Cr
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
hm
Outnumbered depressive
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
wait
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/25/16
...
Spectacular Theatre Stock Car
  01/26/16
...
Territorial Love Of Her Life University
  01/25/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
snowy dragon
  01/25/16
...
histrionic alcoholic useless brakes
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
comical fighting coffee pot
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Aqua Hominid
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
comical fighting coffee pot
  01/25/16
...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/25/16
...
up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat
  01/25/16
...
Cerebral legal warrant chad
  01/25/16
...
Lascivious Rambunctious Mediation Water Buffalo
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Cerise Provocative Forum Associate
  01/25/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
gold thirsty milk
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Translucent field
  01/25/16
...
Metal sticky fat ankles
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Big Dingle Berry
  01/25/16
...
Chocolate legend
  01/25/16
...
hairraiser sooty locale
  01/25/16
damn
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
...
Passionate house faggotry
  01/25/16
...
Vivacious light rigpig police squad
  01/25/16
O LORD
Canary fragrant potus
  01/25/16
jfc
Wonderful multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Titillating organic girlfriend therapy
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
kink-friendly dull private investor feces
  01/25/16
...
milky yarmulke church building
  01/25/16
Lmao
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
appetizing new version
  01/25/16
...
Spectacular Theatre Stock Car
  01/26/16
...
Passionate house faggotry
  01/26/16
...
Jet piazza
  01/26/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  02/15/16
...
Nubile indian lodge striped hyena
  07/08/17
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flatulent faggot firefighter clown
  07/08/17
...
beady-eyed brindle jap
  07/08/17
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  10/27/17
...
hairless stag film
  12/26/17
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  05/24/18
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  03/16/20
...
Exciting mood background story
  02/18/22
...
Unhinged Disturbing Site
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
exhilarant sadistic old irish cottage
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Lascivious Rambunctious Mediation Water Buffalo
  01/25/16
ouch
soggy apoplectic degenerate
  01/26/16
poison
Fuchsia incel
  01/26/16
...
orange market
  01/26/16
180
Supple Meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
trip regret
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Spectacular Theatre Stock Car
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Thriller office
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Crystalline Splenetic Death Wish Hall
  09/27/16
...
Unhinged Disturbing Site
  12/26/17
...
Jet piazza
  08/12/19
180
Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
...
Jet piazza
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
hyperactive aromatic parlor sound barrier
  01/27/16
...
up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat
  01/27/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Jade razzle national security agency lay
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Jade razzle national security agency lay
  02/02/16
...
laughsome crimson elastic band selfie
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Galvanic ticket booth
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Excitant Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Dilemma
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Indecent marvelous corner sneaky criminal
  02/24/16
18000000
Charismatic Red School Cafeteria French Chef
  03/04/16
165
Maize Painfully Honest Laser Beams
  03/04/16
...
Ivory Internet-worthy Locus
  05/19/16
chilling
odious gay sweet tailpipe national
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
180 karate state
  12/17/16
Good lord.
cheese-eating chestnut telephone community account
  01/03/17
oh my.
Boyish useless kitchen pervert
  01/23/17
toxic
razzle-dazzle tattoo
  03/13/17
...
Electric drab step-uncle's house brethren
  03/15/17
...
Cerebral legal warrant chad
  04/02/17
...
Know-it-all slate messiness center
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Garnet sex offender
  07/08/17
...
citrine insanely creepy azn area
  10/27/17
mother of god
flatulent faggot firefighter clown
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
amethyst glittery base
  10/27/17
JFC
cracking filthy dopamine personal credit line
  10/27/17
...
Primrose Trump Supporter Toaster
  12/26/17
...
Mind-boggling Zippy Theater Stage Shitlib
  12/26/17
ouch
Cordovan bateful senate
  02/20/18
...
Soul-stirring ape native
  02/20/18
...
Floppy tank hissy fit
  01/16/19
...
Rough-skinned rebellious crotch juggernaut
  08/09/19
...
pale stimulating cruise ship internal respiration
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
718-662-5970
  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
shimmering swashbuckling casino
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
wild free-loading hairy legs trust fund
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
hairraiser sooty locale
  01/25/16
...
kink-friendly dull private investor feces
  01/25/16
...
vibrant buff mother
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
toxic
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
razzmatazz sandwich heaven
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
gold thirsty milk
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
gold thirsty milk
  01/25/16
TY bro
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
...
kink-friendly dull private investor feces
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
carnelian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
pungent windowlicker hospital
  10/27/17
...
Pearl Address Becky
  10/27/17
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  05/24/18
...
Boyish useless kitchen pervert
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
green contagious church
  10/27/17
credited advice
Cordovan bateful senate
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
bonkers dashing puppy masturbator
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Gaped twisted property
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
gold thirsty milk
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
lol
irradiated pink business firm pozpig
  06/01/17
...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Supple Meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Unhinged Disturbing Site
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Titillating organic girlfriend therapy
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Titillating organic girlfriend therapy
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Titillating organic girlfriend therapy
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Titillating organic girlfriend therapy
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Titillating organic girlfriend therapy
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
Lmao
Institution Blood Rage
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Aqua Hominid
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
lmao true
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/25/16
...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
...
Unhinged Disturbing Site
  12/26/17
Haha
quadroon temple
  03/19/20
...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
...
Cerise Provocative Forum Associate
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
carnelian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Ebony doctorate
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
geriatric digit ratio
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
green contagious church
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Crystalline Splenetic Death Wish Hall
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
slimy hell haunted graveyard
  06/03/19
oh no
Thriller office
  08/08/19
LOL
copper queen of the night persian
  03/16/20
JFC
Boyish useless kitchen pervert
  03/19/20
Update?
Exciting mood background story
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
adulterous coiffed point goyim
  01/25/16
...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/25/16
...
up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat
  05/19/16
...
Territorial Love Of Her Life University
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Sable Double Fault Den
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Cerise Provocative Forum Associate
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Sable Double Fault Den
  01/26/16
Cr
Cerise Provocative Forum Associate
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular Theatre Stock Car
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular Theatre Stock Car
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Sable Double Fault Den
  01/26/16
...
shimmering swashbuckling casino
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Brilliant volcanic crater crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Brilliant volcanic crater crackhouse
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
multi-colored orchestra pit
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Nubile indian lodge striped hyena
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
low-t coldplay fan
  01/26/16
...
Passionate house faggotry
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Supple Meetinghouse
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Aqua Hominid
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
low-t coldplay fan
  01/26/16
Lmfao
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
multi-colored orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
Federal school
  01/16/19
...
quadroon temple
  03/16/20
...
Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
...
Passionate house faggotry
  01/26/16
...
up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat
  03/28/16
...
Rough-skinned rebellious crotch juggernaut
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
lavender public bath
  01/26/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
razzmatazz sandwich heaven
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
...
Talented Abusive Set
  10/24/16
...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Gaped twisted property
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Claret Sexy Giraffe Stage
  04/04/16
...
Electric drab step-uncle's house brethren
  03/15/17
*applause*
wine resort really tough guy
  10/27/17
...
pale stimulating cruise ship internal respiration
  09/26/21
...
green contagious church
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Sable Double Fault Den
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
Sable Double Fault Den
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Sable Double Fault Den
  01/26/16
...
Cerise Provocative Forum Associate
  01/26/16
...
gold thirsty milk
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Describe
Sable Double Fault Den
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Sable Double Fault Den
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
...
gold thirsty milk
  01/26/16
Please be flame
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Aqua Hominid
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
citrine insanely creepy azn area
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Jet piazza
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
Fuck
citrine insanely creepy azn area
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Territorial Love Of Her Life University
  01/26/16
cq's!
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
...
Boyish useless kitchen pervert
  03/19/20
...
Electric drab step-uncle's house brethren
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Offensive fear-inspiring pit
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
razzmatazz sandwich heaven
  01/26/16
except for your autism
shimmering swashbuckling casino
  01/26/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
Cordovan bateful senate
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
razzmatazz sandwich heaven
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
gold thirsty milk
  01/26/16
...
Jet piazza
  01/26/16
LOL fair
razzmatazz sandwich heaven
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
low-t coldplay fan
  01/26/16
...
Passionate house faggotry
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular Theatre Stock Car
  01/23/17
...
Electric drab step-uncle's house brethren
  03/15/17
...
Nubile indian lodge striped hyena
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Sable Double Fault Den
  01/26/16
underrated
Talented Abusive Set
  01/26/16
...
up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat
  02/15/16
...
Violent Lodge
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
stubborn bat-shit-crazy space
  01/26/16
...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
jfc
Aqua Hominid
  01/26/16
...
doobsian abnormal toilet seat
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
low-t coldplay fan
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
do u love it
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
...
Tantric Marketing Idea Principal's Office
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
low-t coldplay fan
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Aqua Hominid
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Aqua Hominid
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
low-t coldplay fan
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Aqua Hominid
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
...
Fishy Garrison Stain
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
autistic lettuce
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Lascivious Rambunctious Mediation Water Buffalo
  01/26/16
...
citrine insanely creepy azn area
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
gold thirsty milk
  01/26/16
...
Territorial Love Of Her Life University
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Passionate house faggotry
  01/26/16
JFC
whorehouse
  01/26/16
180
obsidian shrine cumskin
  01/26/16
...
yapping nighttime stage half-breed
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
citrine insanely creepy azn area
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
...
autistic lettuce
  01/26/16
...
autistic lettuce
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
180 twist
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
THIS
Gaped twisted property
  01/26/16
...
tanning salon
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Jet piazza
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Jet piazza
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Jet piazza
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Jet piazza
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Diverse theater
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
umber library ratface
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Diverse theater
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Jet piazza
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
razzmatazz sandwich heaven
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Jet piazza
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
umber library ratface
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
gaping dysfunction
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Lascivious Rambunctious Mediation Water Buffalo
  01/26/16
...
hairraiser sooty locale
  01/26/16
180
underhanded pisswyrm sanctuary
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
kink-friendly dull private investor feces
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/27/16
...
Territorial Love Of Her Life University
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Jade razzle national security agency lay
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Domesticated plaza candlestick maker
  05/19/16
repost please
kink-friendly dull private investor feces
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
seedy nursing home mad cow disease
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Domesticated plaza candlestick maker
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Fishy Garrison Stain
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Gaped twisted property
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  01/26/16
...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  01/27/16
180.
up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat
  01/27/16
...
tanning salon
  01/29/16
...
180 karate state
  01/31/16
...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
henna trailer park
  02/02/16
brave
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  02/03/16
...
Exciting mood background story
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...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
naked philosopher-king
  02/22/16
...
kink-friendly dull private investor feces
  03/08/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  09/27/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  03/04/16
...
Aqua Hominid
  04/04/16
...
Cerebral legal warrant chad
  04/04/16
cr
low-t coldplay fan
  04/20/16
...
Exciting mood background story
  05/11/16
...
aphrodisiac self-absorbed station
  05/11/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  06/17/16
...
glassy home
  09/27/16
...
Aqua Hominid
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Territorial Love Of Her Life University
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Deranged people who are hurt foreskin
  10/24/16
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Domesticated plaza candlestick maker
  10/24/16
...
180 karate state
  10/27/16
...
spot
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Territorial Love Of Her Life University
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
parlour travel guidebook
  01/23/17
... ...
green contagious church
  01/23/17
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  07/08/17
Lol
naked philosopher-king
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
cowardly silver brunch filthpig
  01/16/19
...
Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting
  02/11/17
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  03/13/17
...
Aqua Hominid
  03/15/17
...
Electric drab step-uncle's house brethren
  03/15/17
...
180 karate state
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
opaque factory reset button round eye
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Lime international law enforcement agency
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Boyish useless kitchen pervert
  06/01/17
...
overrated
  06/01/17
...
up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
bearded son of senegal
  06/13/17
...
Boyish useless kitchen pervert
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
White patrolman
  07/08/17
...
boltzmann
  08/18/17
...
Aqua Hominid
  09/25/17
...
citrine insanely creepy azn area
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Territorial Love Of Her Life University
  10/27/17
...
Primrose Trump Supporter Toaster
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Nofapping Poppy Pocket Flask
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Nofapping Poppy Pocket Flask
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
spot
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Buck-toothed Reading Party
  05/24/18
...
Curious Irate Rehab Nowag
  07/25/18
...
citrine insanely creepy azn area
  05/17/18
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
shaky mad-dog skullcap
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  07/25/18
...
dead gas station
  07/25/18
...
citrine insanely creepy azn area
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/16/19
...
Territorial Love Of Her Life University
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
cowardly silver brunch filthpig
  01/16/19
Jfc
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Territorial Love Of Her Life University
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
bearded mexican
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Diverse theater
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Bull headed boistinker
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Bull headed boistinker
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
low-t coldplay fan
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Bull headed boistinker
  01/17/19
...
citrine insanely creepy azn area
  04/08/19
...
insane
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Primrose Trump Supporter Toaster
  04/09/19
...
Bull headed boistinker
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Bull headed boistinker
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
beta big-titted psychic
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  06/03/19
...
Territorial Love Of Her Life University
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Excitant Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Dilemma
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Bull headed boistinker
  06/03/19
...
Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Bull headed boistinker
  08/08/19
...
Bull headed boistinker
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
ceo
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
mint cuck
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
ceo
  08/12/19
...
ceo
  03/16/20
...
very tactful goal in life
  02/02/20
...
Aqua Hominid
  03/14/20
...
low-t coldplay fan
  03/16/20
...
low-t coldplay fan
  09/30/20
...
  08/27/21
...
Aqua Hominid
  09/13/21
...
Territorial Love Of Her Life University
  09/26/21
...
charcoal pistol
  10/11/21
...
pale stimulating cruise ship internal respiration
  10/11/21
bump
low-t coldplay fan
  03/12/22
...
Aqua Hominid
  01/05/23
...
Exciting mood background story
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Navy fluffy main people
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
hilarious corn cake
  10/13/23
...
motley startled fortuitous meteor
  01/03/24
...
citrine insanely creepy azn area
  08/09/24
...
lfo
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Hot Location Boiling Water



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: unholy adventurous prole bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: unholy adventurous prole bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: comical fighting coffee pot

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: pungent windowlicker hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Chocolate legend

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Vigorous blue kitty range

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: snowy dragon

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Cerise Provocative Forum Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Lascivious Rambunctious Mediation Water Buffalo

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: milky yarmulke church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: milky yarmulke church building

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Outnumbered depressive

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Spectacular Theatre Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Territorial Love Of Her Life University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: snowy dragon

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: histrionic alcoholic useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: comical fighting coffee pot

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: comical fighting coffee pot

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Cerebral legal warrant chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Lascivious Rambunctious Mediation Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Cerise Provocative Forum Associate

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: gold thirsty milk

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Translucent field

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Metal sticky fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Big Dingle Berry

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Chocolate legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: hairraiser sooty locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Passionate house faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Vivacious light rigpig police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Canary fragrant potus

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Wonderful multi-billionaire

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend therapy

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly dull private investor feces

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: milky yarmulke church building



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: appetizing new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Spectacular Theatre Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Passionate house faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Jet piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Nubile indian lodge striped hyena



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: flatulent faggot firefighter clown



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed brindle jap



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: hairless stag film



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Exciting mood background story



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Unhinged Disturbing Site



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: exhilarant sadistic old irish cottage

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Lascivious Rambunctious Mediation Water Buffalo

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: soggy apoplectic degenerate

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Fuchsia incel

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: orange market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Supple Meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: umber library ratface

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: trip regret

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Spectacular Theatre Stock Car

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Thriller office

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Crystalline Splenetic Death Wish Hall

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Unhinged Disturbing Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Jet piazza



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Jet piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: hyperactive aromatic parlor sound barrier

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Jade razzle national security agency lay

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Jade razzle national security agency lay

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: laughsome crimson elastic band selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Galvanic ticket booth

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Excitant Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Dilemma

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Indecent marvelous corner sneaky criminal

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Charismatic Red School Cafeteria French Chef

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Maize Painfully Honest Laser Beams

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Ivory Internet-worthy Locus



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: odious gay sweet tailpipe national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: 180 karate state

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: cheese-eating chestnut telephone community account

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Boyish useless kitchen pervert

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle tattoo

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Electric drab step-uncle's house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Cerebral legal warrant chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Know-it-all slate messiness center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Garnet sex offender

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: citrine insanely creepy azn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: flatulent faggot firefighter clown

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: amethyst glittery base

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: cracking filthy dopamine personal credit line

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Primrose Trump Supporter Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Zippy Theater Stage Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Cordovan bateful senate

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ape native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Floppy tank hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Rough-skinned rebellious crotch juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: pale stimulating cruise ship internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: shimmering swashbuckling casino

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: wild free-loading hairy legs trust fund

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: hairraiser sooty locale

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: kink-friendly dull private investor feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: vibrant buff mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz sandwich heaven

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: gold thirsty milk

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: gold thirsty milk

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: kink-friendly dull private investor feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: carnelian twinkling uncleanness

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: pungent windowlicker hospital

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Pearl Address Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Boyish useless kitchen pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: green contagious church

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Cordovan bateful senate

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: bonkers dashing puppy masturbator

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Gaped twisted property

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: gold thirsty milk

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: irradiated pink business firm pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Supple Meetinghouse

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Unhinged Disturbing Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend therapy

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend therapy

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend therapy

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend therapy

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend therapy

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author:  Institution Blood Rage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Unhinged Disturbing Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author:  quadroon temple

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Cerise Provocative Forum Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: umber library ratface

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: carnelian twinkling uncleanness

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Ebony doctorate

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author:  geriatric digit ratio

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: green contagious church

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Crystalline Splenetic Death Wish Hall

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author:  slimy hell haunted graveyard

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Thriller office

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: copper queen of the night persian

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Boyish useless kitchen pervert

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Exciting mood background story

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: adulterous coiffed point goyim

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Territorial Love Of Her Life University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Sable Double Fault Den

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Cerise Provocative Forum Associate

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Sable Double Fault Den

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Cerise Provocative Forum Associate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Spectacular Theatre Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Spectacular Theatre Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Sable Double Fault Den

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: shimmering swashbuckling casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Brilliant volcanic crater crackhouse

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Brilliant volcanic crater crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Nubile indian lodge striped hyena

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author:  low-t coldplay fan

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Passionate house faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Supple Meetinghouse

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author:  low-t coldplay fan

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Federal school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author:  quadroon temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Passionate house faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Rough-skinned rebellious crotch juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: lavender public bath

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz sandwich heaven

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Talented Abusive Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Gaped twisted property

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Claret Sexy Giraffe Stage

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Electric drab step-uncle's house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: wine resort really tough guy

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: pale stimulating cruise ship internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: green contagious church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Sable Double Fault Den

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Sable Double Fault Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Sable Double Fault Den

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Cerise Provocative Forum Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: gold thirsty milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Sable Double Fault Den

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Sable Double Fault Den

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: gold thirsty milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: citrine insanely creepy azn area

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Jet piazza

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: umber library ratface

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: citrine insanely creepy azn area

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Territorial Love Of Her Life University

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Boyish useless kitchen pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Electric drab step-uncle's house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Offensive fear-inspiring pit

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz sandwich heaven

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: shimmering swashbuckling casino

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Cordovan bateful senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz sandwich heaven

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: gold thirsty milk

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Jet piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz sandwich heaven

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author:  low-t coldplay fan

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Passionate house faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Spectacular Theatre Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Electric drab step-uncle's house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Nubile indian lodge striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Sable Double Fault Den

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Talented Abusive Set

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Violent Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: stubborn bat-shit-crazy space

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: doobsian abnormal toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author:  low-t coldplay fan

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Tantric Marketing Idea Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author:  low-t coldplay fan

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author:  low-t coldplay fan

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Fishy Garrison Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  autistic lettuce

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Lascivious Rambunctious Mediation Water Buffalo

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: citrine insanely creepy azn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: gold thirsty milk

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Territorial Love Of Her Life University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Passionate house faggotry

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  whorehouse

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: obsidian shrine cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: yapping nighttime stage half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: citrine insanely creepy azn area

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  autistic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  autistic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: umber library ratface

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: umber library ratface

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: umber library ratface

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: umber library ratface

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: umber library ratface

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Gaped twisted property

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Jet piazza

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: umber library ratface

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Jet piazza

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: umber library ratface

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Jet piazza

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: umber library ratface

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Jet piazza

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: umber library ratface

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Diverse theater

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: umber library ratface

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Diverse theater

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: umber library ratface

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Jet piazza

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: umber library ratface

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz sandwich heaven

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: umber library ratface

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Jet piazza

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: umber library ratface

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  gaping dysfunction

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Lascivious Rambunctious Mediation Water Buffalo

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: hairraiser sooty locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: underhanded pisswyrm sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: kink-friendly dull private investor feces

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Territorial Love Of Her Life University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Jade razzle national security agency lay

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Domesticated plaza candlestick maker

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly dull private investor feces

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: seedy nursing home mad cow disease

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Domesticated plaza candlestick maker

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Fishy Garrison Stain

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Gaped twisted property

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: 180 karate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: henna trailer park

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Exciting mood background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: naked philosopher-king

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: kink-friendly dull private investor feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Cerebral legal warrant chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author:  low-t coldplay fan

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Exciting mood background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  glassy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Aqua Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Territorial Love Of Her Life University

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Deranged people who are hurt foreskin

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Domesticated plaza candlestick maker

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: 180 karate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Territorial Love Of Her Life University

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  parlour travel guidebook

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: green contagious church

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: naked philosopher-king

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: cowardly silver brunch filthpig

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Aqua Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Electric drab step-uncle's house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: 180 karate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: opaque factory reset button round eye

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Lime international law enforcement agency

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Boyish useless kitchen pervert

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: overrated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gunner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: bearded son of senegal

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Boyish useless kitchen pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: White patrolman

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: citrine insanely creepy azn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Territorial Love Of Her Life University

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Primrose Trump Supporter Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Nofapping Poppy Pocket Flask

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Nofapping Poppy Pocket Flask

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  spot

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  Buck-toothed Reading Party

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Curious Irate Rehab Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: citrine insanely creepy azn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  shaky mad-dog skullcap

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: dead gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: citrine insanely creepy azn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Territorial Love Of Her Life University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: cowardly silver brunch filthpig

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Territorial Love Of Her Life University

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: bearded mexican

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Diverse theater

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Bull headed boistinker

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Bull headed boistinker

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author:  low-t coldplay fan

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Bull headed boistinker

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: citrine insanely creepy azn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: insane



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Primrose Trump Supporter Toaster

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Bull headed boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Bull headed boistinker

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: beta big-titted psychic

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Territorial Love Of Her Life University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Excitant Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Dilemma

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Bull headed boistinker

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Concupiscible abode famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Bull headed boistinker

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Bull headed boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  ceo

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: mint cuck

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  ceo

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: very tactful goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author:  low-t coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author:  low-t coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Aqua Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Territorial Love Of Her Life University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: charcoal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: pale stimulating cruise ship internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author:  low-t coldplay fan

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Aqua Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Exciting mood background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Navy fluffy main people

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: hilarious corn cake

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: motley startled fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
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