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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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nubile pervert
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Racy lime idiot public bath
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
exciting disturbing elastic band
  07/09/12
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judgmental adventurous pozpig
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
pink exhilarant rigpig plaza
  07/09/12
Are you male?
nubile pervert
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
pink exhilarant rigpig plaza
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
nubile pervert
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
pink exhilarant rigpig plaza
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Curious Knife
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
nubile pervert
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Curious Knife
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
nubile pervert
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
greedy cumskin
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
nubile pervert
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
greedy cumskin
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
nubile pervert
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
greedy cumskin
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Navy nofapping ape parlour
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
nubile pervert
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Vivacious incel therapy
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
nubile pervert
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Thirsty infuriating area karate
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
swollen trust fund regret
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
cyan brunch
  07/09/12
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judgmental adventurous pozpig
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
pink exhilarant rigpig plaza
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
nubile pervert
  07/09/12
stfu
cyan brunch
  07/09/12
180
Abnormal onyx locus keepsake machete
  07/09/12
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Cracking fishy indian lodge
  07/13/12
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Confused titillating church building
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Floppy space
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
nubile pervert
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Floppy space
  07/09/12
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cocky internal respiration station
  07/04/19
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judgmental adventurous pozpig
  07/13/12
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cocky internal respiration station
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
charismatic mental disorder headpube
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
lascivious honey-headed parlor
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Seedy psychic market
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
lascivious honey-headed parlor
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
sinister rough-skinned cruise ship weed whacker
  03/04/25
lol kike
Confused titillating church building
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
aquamarine out-of-control whorehouse
  07/04/19
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purple insecure liquid oxygen immigrant
  08/10/22
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Beta Shimmering Mad Cow Disease Meetinghouse
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
violent outnumbered state stain
  07/24/24
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Hyperactive Lodge Water Buffalo
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
sadistic multi-billionaire dilemma
  09/22/24
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sinister rough-skinned cruise ship weed whacker
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
vigorous brilliant business firm jap
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: nubile pervert



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Racy lime idiot public bath

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: exciting disturbing elastic band

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: judgmental adventurous pozpig



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: pink exhilarant rigpig plaza

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: nubile pervert

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: pink exhilarant rigpig plaza

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: nubile pervert

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: pink exhilarant rigpig plaza

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Curious Knife

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: nubile pervert

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Curious Knife

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: nubile pervert

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: greedy cumskin

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: nubile pervert

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: greedy cumskin

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: nubile pervert

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: greedy cumskin

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Navy nofapping ape parlour

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: nubile pervert

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Vivacious incel therapy

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: nubile pervert

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Thirsty infuriating area karate

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: swollen trust fund regret

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: cyan brunch

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: judgmental adventurous pozpig



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: pink exhilarant rigpig plaza

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: nubile pervert

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: cyan brunch

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Abnormal onyx locus keepsake machete

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Cracking fishy indian lodge



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Confused titillating church building



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Floppy space

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: nubile pervert

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Floppy space

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: cocky internal respiration station



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: judgmental adventurous pozpig



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: cocky internal respiration station



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: charismatic mental disorder headpube

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: lascivious honey-headed parlor

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Seedy psychic market

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: lascivious honey-headed parlor

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: sinister rough-skinned cruise ship weed whacker

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Confused titillating church building

lol kike

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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: aquamarine out-of-control whorehouse

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: purple insecure liquid oxygen immigrant



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Beta Shimmering Mad Cow Disease Meetinghouse



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: violent outnumbered state stain

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Hyperactive Lodge Water Buffalo



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: sadistic multi-billionaire dilemma

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: sinister rough-skinned cruise ship weed whacker



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: vigorous brilliant business firm jap

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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