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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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anal lay
  09/18/24
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bearded philosopher-king
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
bearded philosopher-king
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anal lay
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
light area
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bat-shit-crazy dingle berry piazza
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bearded church building cumskin
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sooty crotch
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
anal lay
  09/18/24
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Hideous mad cow disease
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
orange boyish place of business
  09/18/24
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sick narrow-minded indian lodge dog poop
  09/19/24
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Green Water Buffalo
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
insane tanning salon regret
  09/18/24
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disgusting multi-colored parlor
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
misanthropic deer antler
  09/18/24
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insane tanning salon regret
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
soul-stirring pale reading party hell
  09/18/24
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Green Water Buffalo
  09/18/24
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impressive glassy kitchen
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Overrated shrine people who are hurt
  09/18/24
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anal lay
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
anal lay
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
anal lay
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
purple very tactful theater digit ratio
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
purple very tactful theater digit ratio
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/18/24
another type of solution
purple very tactful theater digit ratio
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
anal lay
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
spectacular violent main people
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
dashing stead doctorate
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
anal lay
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Overrated shrine people who are hurt
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Overrated shrine people who are hurt
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
anal lay
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Overrated shrine people who are hurt
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
anal lay
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
anal lay
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Pearly Yapping Milk Office
  09/19/24
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Overrated shrine people who are hurt
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: anal lay



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: bearded philosopher-king



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: bearded philosopher-king

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: anal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: light area

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dingle berry piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: bearded church building cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: sooty crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: anal lay

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Hideous mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: orange boyish place of business

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: sick narrow-minded indian lodge dog poop



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Green Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: insane tanning salon regret

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: disgusting multi-colored parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: misanthropic deer antler

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: insane tanning salon regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring pale reading party hell

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Green Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: impressive glassy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Overrated shrine people who are hurt

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: anal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: anal lay

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: anal lay

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: purple very tactful theater digit ratio

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: purple very tactful theater digit ratio

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: purple very tactful theater digit ratio

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: anal lay

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: spectacular violent main people

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: dashing stead doctorate

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: anal lay

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Overrated shrine people who are hurt

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Overrated shrine people who are hurt

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: anal lay

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Overrated shrine people who are hurt

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: anal lay

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: anal lay

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Pearly Yapping Milk Office

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Overrated shrine people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#49340186)