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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

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Laughsome mother rehab
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(The Beaver™ Logs All)
Laughsome mother rehab
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Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
Laughsome mother rehab
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Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
Laughsome mother rehab
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I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
milky vivacious forum
  07/09/25
Wtf
High-end mexican
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Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
Yapping Tan Genital Piercing Space
  07/09/25
It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
High-end mexican
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There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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disco fries
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When do I start?
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buttfaggot
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eucalyptus bubble bear
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Can I jog around the parking lot?
Frum institution laser beams
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Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce
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enigmas
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i gave my cousin head
  07/19/25
Can my wife and kids be with me?
Well-lubricated fragrant station
  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
comical menage
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
Well-lubricated fragrant station
  07/09/25
sign me up
Learning disabled property
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Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce
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If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
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Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce
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Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
Crawly dingle berry
  07/09/25
The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
High-end mexican
  07/09/25
avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
exhilarant olive native
  07/09/25
youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
High-end mexican
  07/09/25
i'm not trapped in here with you etc
exhilarant olive native
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Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce
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ttiwwop
unhinged flirting kitchen
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This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
excitant bat-shit-crazy box office ladyboy
  07/09/25
What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
Drab trip idea he suggested state
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Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
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Laughsome mother rehab
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blue rebellious doctorate base
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Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce
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hehe
buttfaggot
  07/13/25
Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
Sticky whorehouse ratface
  07/09/25
I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
exhilarant olive native
  07/09/25
But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
Yapping Tan Genital Piercing Space
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blue rebellious doctorate base
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Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce
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Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
mustard bearded heaven
  07/09/25
whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
Learning disabled property
  07/09/25
Lol
High-end mexican
  07/09/25
Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
Crawly dingle berry
  07/09/25
your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
Learning disabled property
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blue rebellious doctorate base
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Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
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enigmas
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I don't see why not.
comical menage
  07/09/25
assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
sepia hospital
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Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
Cordovan selfie
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regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
sepia hospital
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Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce
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Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
Medicated fat ankles clown
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Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce
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Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
Amethyst soul-stirring dopamine location
  07/09/25
Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
Cordovan selfie
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galvanic maniacal haunted graveyard internal respiration
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would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
Learning disabled property
  07/10/25
U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
Amethyst soul-stirring dopamine location
  07/10/25
So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
Sticky whorehouse ratface
  07/10/25
OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
Yapping Tan Genital Piercing Space
  07/11/25
And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
Sticky whorehouse ratface
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This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
infuriating shitlib indian lodge
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Laughsome mother rehab
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Hilarious Weed Whacker
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bisexual depressive masturbator
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As long as I could get a nicer bed.
snowy alcoholic school
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Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
Laughsome mother rehab
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Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
onyx reading party
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you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show ...
Amethyst soul-stirring dopamine location
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Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce
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Yapping Tan Genital Piercing Space
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Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
Demanding spruce pisswyrm liquid oxygen
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180
Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce
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DESCRIBE the research
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1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choi...
Metal Up Your Ass
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You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
Diane Rehm talking dirty
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so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
Metal Up Your Ass
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eucalyptus bubble bear
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Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
onyx reading party
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Cq
Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce
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I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
frisky half-breed
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What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
Yapping Tan Genital Piercing Space
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eucalyptus bubble bear
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Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
Diane Rehm talking dirty
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Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every ...
scholarship
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“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to giv...
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Looks better than prison food, so yes. https://youtu.be/g...
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But where do I get 25m
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: milky vivacious forum

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: High-end mexican

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Yapping Tan Genital Piercing Space

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: High-end mexican

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: milky vivacious forum

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: milky vivacious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: milky vivacious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092289)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092294)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092298)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094321)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: milky vivacious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094526)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094896)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: milky vivacious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097125)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097339)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49113754)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49114075)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: cracking thirsty dilemma sound barrier

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088560)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097142)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49098984)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Frum institution laser beams

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091991)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: enigmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49099015)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49113757)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Well-lubricated fragrant station

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: comical menage

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Well-lubricated fragrant station

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Learning disabled property

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091990)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Harsh Bespoke Lodge Community Account

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: excitant bat-shit-crazy box office ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085444)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091992)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Crawly dingle berry

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: High-end mexican

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: exhilarant olive native

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: High-end mexican

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: exhilarant olive native

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091981)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: unhinged flirting kitchen

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086559)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: excitant bat-shit-crazy box office ladyboy

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Drab trip idea he suggested state

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: High-end mexican

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: blue rebellious doctorate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: galvanic maniacal haunted graveyard internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088778)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Sticky whorehouse ratface

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: exhilarant olive native

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Yapping Tan Genital Piercing Space

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: blue rebellious doctorate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086844)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: mustard bearded heaven

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Learning disabled property

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: High-end mexican

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Crawly dingle berry

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Learning disabled property

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: blue rebellious doctorate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Avocado Giraffe

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: galvanic maniacal haunted graveyard internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: enigmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: comical menage

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: sepia hospital

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: sepia hospital

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Medicated fat ankles clown

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Amethyst soul-stirring dopamine location

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: galvanic maniacal haunted graveyard internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Learning disabled property

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Amethyst soul-stirring dopamine location

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Sticky whorehouse ratface

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Yapping Tan Genital Piercing Space

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Sticky whorehouse ratface

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: infuriating shitlib indian lodge

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Hilarious Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: bisexual depressive masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094733)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: snowy alcoholic school

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: onyx reading party

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Amethyst soul-stirring dopamine location

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094708)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Yapping Tan Genital Piercing Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095506)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Demanding spruce pisswyrm liquid oxygen

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094709)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Crawly dingle berry

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094897)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Laughsome mother rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095131)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: fuchsia ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095607)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: onyx reading party

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Ocher Bossy Chapel Lettuce

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095126)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: frisky half-breed

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Yapping Tan Genital Piercing Space

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: scholarship

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: enigmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49099032)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: enigmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49114022)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: ..;;.;;;;.;;..;.;;;;.;;..;;,;;,....


Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: ..,,.,.,,,.,,,,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,..,,


But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49114065)