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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Passionate Ruddy Cuck
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
shivering heady area
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Stimulating duck-like jap police squad
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Passionate Ruddy Cuck
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Cowardly Idiot
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Passionate Ruddy Cuck
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Cowardly Idiot
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Passionate Ruddy Cuck
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Cowardly Idiot
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
embarrassed to the bone hideous national
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Stimulating duck-like jap police squad
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Passionate Ruddy Cuck
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Stimulating duck-like jap police squad
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
magical sickened faggot firefighter piazza
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Passionate Ruddy Cuck
  08/09/18
Same.
spectacular senate turdskin
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Contagious useless main people
  08/09/18
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Unholy ladyboy
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Bateful black woman
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Passionate Ruddy Cuck
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Bateful black woman
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Sinister Multi-colored Tanning Salon
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Exhilarant kitchen giraffe
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Unholy ladyboy
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
vivacious lake pit boistinker
  08/09/18
...
adventurous sex offender organic girlfriend
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Swashbuckling harsh keepsake machete range
  08/09/18
stfu gook
insecure mildly autistic temple
  08/09/18
...
adventurous sex offender organic girlfriend
  08/09/18
Cr
Boyish brindle church
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Swashbuckling harsh keepsake machete range
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Chartreuse stead
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
spectacular senate turdskin
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Anal forum antidepressant drug
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
bronze heaven yarmulke
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
mahogany haunting crackhouse
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Copper mind-boggling field potus
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Vibrant Cerise Locus
  08/09/18
Sick
Passionate Ruddy Cuck
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Arrogant exciting karate
  08/09/18
...
Frum office lettuce
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Salmon State
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Chartreuse stead
  08/09/18
...
Fighting Indian Lodge Persian
  08/09/18
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crystalline bearded therapy prole
  08/09/18
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flushed twinkling uncleanness roommate
  03/15/25
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Cheese-eating glassy pisswyrm corner
  08/09/18
...
Territorial hairy legs stain
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Swashbuckling harsh keepsake machete range
  08/09/18
interesting
crystalline bearded therapy prole
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Passionate Ruddy Cuck
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
wonderful maroon location pozpig
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
vivacious lake pit boistinker
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Cuck

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: shivering heady area

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Stimulating duck-like jap police squad

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Cuck

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Cowardly Idiot

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Cuck

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Cowardly Idiot

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Cuck

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Cowardly Idiot

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hideous national

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Stimulating duck-like jap police squad

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Cuck

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Stimulating duck-like jap police squad

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: magical sickened faggot firefighter piazza

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Cuck

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: spectacular senate turdskin

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Contagious useless main people

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Unholy ladyboy



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Bateful black woman

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Cuck

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Bateful black woman

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Sinister Multi-colored Tanning Salon

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant kitchen giraffe

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Unholy ladyboy

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: vivacious lake pit boistinker

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: adventurous sex offender organic girlfriend



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Swashbuckling harsh keepsake machete range

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: insecure mildly autistic temple

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: adventurous sex offender organic girlfriend



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Boyish brindle church

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Swashbuckling harsh keepsake machete range

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Chartreuse stead

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: spectacular senate turdskin

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Anal forum antidepressant drug

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: bronze heaven yarmulke

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: mahogany haunting crackhouse

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Copper mind-boggling field potus

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Vibrant Cerise Locus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Cuck

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Arrogant exciting karate

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Frum office lettuce



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Salmon State

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Chartreuse stead

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Fighting Indian Lodge Persian



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: crystalline bearded therapy prole



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: flushed twinkling uncleanness roommate



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Cheese-eating glassy pisswyrm corner

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Territorial hairy legs stain



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Swashbuckling harsh keepsake machete range

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: crystalline bearded therapy prole

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Cuck

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: wonderful maroon location pozpig

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vivacious lake pit boistinker

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id#49446165)