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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Know-it-all gunner trailer park One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle useless incel https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Know-it-all gunner trailer park Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: contagious karate tanning salon 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Know-it-all gunner trailer park Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: trip preventive strike associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Abusive Mustard Hell Kitty Cat alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: carmine personal credit line garrison anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle useless incel everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: carmine personal credit line garrison so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle useless incel (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: carmine personal credit line garrison It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle useless incel more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: khaki center 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle useless incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Vengeful Brethren Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: trip preventive strike associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Abusive Mustard Hell Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: carnelian bat shit crazy goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: big parlour internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: navy slap-happy space marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: supple flirting hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle useless incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle useless incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Charismatic rose bawdyhouse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Lemon aromatic doctorate SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Hyperactive drunken legend school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Harsh bearded antidepressant drug sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: curious plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Comical stag film The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: pink lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: navy slap-happy space marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: navy slap-happy space marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: navy slap-happy space marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: navy slap-happy space marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: navy slap-happy space marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Rambunctious party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: navy slap-happy space marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: supple flirting hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: navy slap-happy space marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: floppy office boltzmann Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: navy slap-happy space marketing idea QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Gaped orchestra pit generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Aquamarine partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Hyperactive drunken legend school cafeteria (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#49213069) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: fragrant nighttime factory reset button indian lodge The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Abusive Mustard Hell Kitty Cat it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Aquamarine partner when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Abusive Mustard Hell Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Hyperactive drunken legend school cafeteria (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id#49213065) |