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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
underhanded national
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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passionate massive field psychic
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*in the next week
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libs maf!
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Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This ...
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NM is back
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God I hope so
Insanely creepy provocative really tough guy
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
underhanded national
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
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mrx sunburst
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Odious transparent gas station old irish cottage
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Pics?
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: underhanded national

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Wine fantasy-prone hell

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle magenta filthpig



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: narrow-minded internet-worthy dilemma

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: spectacular white brunch



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant school



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: talented water buffalo main people

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Useless new version corner

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: passionate massive field psychic



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: underhanded national

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy provocative really tough guy



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: erotic cruise ship feces

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: haunting cumskin



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: maize spot round eye



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: dashing tan temple

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: passionate massive field psychic

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: thriller blood rage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: erotic cruise ship feces



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: bipolar sweet tailpipe rehab



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Useless new version corner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Learning disabled arousing genital piercing



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Odious transparent gas station old irish cottage

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy provocative really tough guy

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: underhanded national

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: passionate massive field psychic

He poasted yesterday iirc

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all Jade Locale Indirect Expression



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: underhanded national



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: bright alcoholic stead



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly laser beams



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Garnet institution useless brakes



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: cheese-eating lascivious chapel



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: high-end orchid pistol mood



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: lilac lodge foreskin



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Exciting pit cuck



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: passionate massive field psychic



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: political and religious prisoner



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: erotic cruise ship feces



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: bipolar sweet tailpipe rehab



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: bipolar sweet tailpipe rehab

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Odious transparent gas station old irish cottage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: cerebral death wish

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Odious transparent gas station old irish cottage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: indecent son of senegal dog poop



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Garnet institution useless brakes



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Garnet institution useless brakes



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: mauve fragrant famous landscape painting



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Swollen Milk Stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Amber dopamine home

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: passionate massive field psychic

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Electric impertinent stage party of the first part



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: cerebral death wish

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: thriller blood rage

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: underhanded national



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: passionate massive field psychic



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: underhanded national



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