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Trivia: Who was only POTUS to never win an election against a male opponent?

Hint: He's adored by retards.
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
He beat Biden in 2024 iirc.
irradiated lay
  12/23/25
Also 2020
Snowy pungent university
  12/23/25
Ford never won a national election against anyone but someho...
big adulterous office
  12/23/25
Cr, lol at “only.” It could also be Andrew Johns...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/23/25
you really love Trump huh? lmao
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
Explain the connection between my pointing out that you are ...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/23/25
"I love Mr. Trump so much that I out people who are mea...
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
Oh no, I outed you as one of the millions of people named Ma...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/23/25
Andrew Johnson and John Tyler won many elections against mal...
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
See below, you crack-whore-marrying child-molesting retard: ...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/23/25
Bro it's probably best you didn't take the LSAT. Ford won o...
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
Yes, and Trump defeated several male opponents in the GOP pr...
big adulterous office
  12/23/25
“Hmm… what if I play ‘gotcha’ by in...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/23/25
Oh, you don't know what the word "election" means....
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primary_election hth, retar...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/23/25
"Primary election" Can't tell if you're being w...
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
Go ahead and define “election” for us, chief. I&...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/23/25
An election results in a person taking office. So we wouldn&...
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
The "office" in this case would be "2016 Repu...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/23/25
jfc. that man has a simulacrum of a family.
hilarious pocket flask
  12/23/25
"You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of...
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
How would you like me to prove my level of success to you wi...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/23/25
Post a pic of the interior of your mansion with an "Ape...
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/24/25
lol at you earnestly raging about your prestige contest with...
hilarious pocket flask
  12/24/25
How would you know that the mansion or degree in the photo a...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/24/25
Yeah, that's probably the reason you won't be able to post a...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  12/25/25
? Your suggested method of "proof" is nonsensic...
Pumonymous
  12/26/25
just take the L and get a real job you stupid ass bitch
Crimson Domesticated Sandwich Senate
  12/23/25
This thread is starting to feel like EPAH parodying himself ...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/23/25
so did Trump by that logic
Crimson Domesticated Sandwich Senate
  12/23/25
Right, Biden totally would’ve won in 2024 if he’...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/23/25
It does not matter. It's just scammers looting from now on,...
frozen faggot firefighter orchestra pit
  12/23/25
Biden, who never won an election against anyone
Ultramarine filthy famous landscape painting fanboi
  12/23/25
You guys the answer is PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP. He's ...
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
He won against Biden in 2020
coiffed roommate knife
  12/23/25
That's debatable.
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
troublingly sexist thread, I assume OP is some kind of misog...
Indecent Heaven
  12/23/25
no one will remember trump by august 2029
hideous insecure potus public bath
  12/23/25
Doubt that. They really love him ^^^
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
Election: a rigidly defined term that can only include a per...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/23/25
biden, why?
Soul-stirring Bearded Persian Old Irish Cottage
  12/23/25
Ford Trump beat Biden in 2020 and 2024
Crimson Domesticated Sandwich Senate
  12/23/25
brutal thread. epah needs to borrow some of his daughter&rsq...
hilarious pocket flask
  12/23/25
...
very tactful judgmental nursing home haunted graveyard
  12/23/25
wouldn't the party that nominated women twice against a guy ...
underhanded maniacal den
  12/23/25
politics makes you stupid
Aquamarine Startling Brunch Doctorate
  12/23/25
not necessarily
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/23/25
oh ok
bossy reading party locus
  12/23/25
...
Swollen Buck-toothed Range Cuck
  12/23/25
...
underhanded maniacal den
  12/23/25
he's run for three elections in his entire life. that's a pr...
fear-inspiring mint private investor shrine
  12/23/25
...
Indecent Heaven
  12/24/25
...
lilac dilemma
  12/24/25
Gerald Ford?
chrome hairraiser cumskin point
  12/24/25
Close, but he won over a dozen elections against male oppone...
Hairless rehab trust fund
  12/24/25
And Trump beat many male opponents in the GOP primary electi...
Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete
  12/24/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:53 AM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

Hint: He's adored by retards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533011)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: irradiated lay

He beat Biden in 2024 iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533017)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: Snowy pungent university

Also 2020

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533045)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: big adulterous office

Ford never won a national election against anyone but somehow ended up POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533023)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

Cr, lol at “only.” It could also be Andrew Johnson or John Tyler. Mark, you must be one of those adoring retards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533031)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

you really love Trump huh? lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533052)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:08 AM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

Explain the connection between my pointing out that you are an idiot and my “loving Trump”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533055)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:09 AM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

"I love Mr. Trump so much that I out people who are mean to him on the internet. Because he's just... just so..."

*sobs uncontrollably*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533057)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

Oh no, I outed you as one of the millions of people named Mark!

You’re not really helping your case here re being an adoring retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533058)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

Andrew Johnson and John Tyler won many elections against male opponents, you retarded fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533061)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

See below, you crack-whore-marrying child-molesting retard:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2#49533068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533072)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

Bro it's probably best you didn't take the LSAT. Ford won over a dozen elections against MALE opponents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533060)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: big adulterous office

Yes, and Trump defeated several male opponents in the GOP primaries. Cruz, Rubio, Bush etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533067)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

“Hmm… what if I play ‘gotcha’ by including elections that aren’t presidential general elections… oh whoops, that would mean Trump also won elections against male opponents! Looks like I, Mark, really am as retarded as one would have to be to get outed.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Republican_Party_presidential_primaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533068)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

Oh, you don't know what the word "election" means. Are you a foreigner, or just a retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533075)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primary_election

hth, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533079)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

"Primary election"

Can't tell if you're being willfully stupid, or if this is what your burst IQ looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533084)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

Go ahead and define “election” for us, chief. I’m sure they covered it in Poli Sci 101 at Utah State.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533088)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:12 AM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

An election results in a person taking office. So we wouldn’t say “Howard Dean won the Iowa election in 2004,” would we?

Look, I don’t want to get personal, but I’m miles ahead of you by any measure of academic achievement, socioeconomic success, professional recognition, etc. I’m guessing you’d say it was the libs and/or blacks that kept your genius from being fully recognized, but if you’re being objective you’ll appreciate that that’s just the excuse you tell yourself to rationalize having failed @ life. If it helps you avoid suicide I guess it’s fine, but.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533106)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

The "office" in this case would be "2016 Republican Party presidential nominee." Since the primaries involve voting for one's preferred candidate, the usage of the word "election" is entirely appropriate. You are just being a pedantic moron in a desperate attempt to save face on this hilarious abortion of a thread.

"I don’t want to get personal"

Well, I guess you wouldn't, given that the highlights of your personal life include marrying a retarded drug addict and turning your children into castrated freaks.

"I’m miles ahead of you by any measure of academic achievement, socioeconomic success, professional recognition, etc."

You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of success is by any of those measures. This is because you don't know who I am, because unlike you, Mark, I am not a gigantic retard who managed to get outed on an Internet forum. For all you know, I could be the Chief Justice of the United States himself, or perhaps something even more impressive, such as the President.

Do remember to pass on your many helpful "avoiding suicide" tips to those tranny kids of yours. I hear that demographic is at elevated risk :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: hilarious pocket flask

jfc. that man has a simulacrum of a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533491)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

"You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of success is by any of those measures."

Lol, that's exactly what someone who has failed @ life on all of those measures would say on the internet. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49534214)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

How would you like me to prove my level of success to you without outing myself, Mark?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49534223)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

Post a pic of the interior of your mansion with an "Ape" sign. Or post a pic of your Princeton degree like Drake did, with an "ape" sticky over your name. Or your Columbia LS acceptance letter like NSAM did.

There's a million other ways, but you won't do any of them because you haven't achieved anything to be proud of, hth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49537388)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: hilarious pocket flask

lol at you earnestly raging about your prestige contest with an internet stranger on christmas eve after getting btfo in your own stupid thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49538295)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

How would you know that the mansion or degree in the photo actually belongs to me? Retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49538387)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Yeah, that's probably the reason you won't be able to post anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49540003)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:46 AM
Author: Pumonymous

?

Your suggested method of "proof" is nonsensical. Suggest a better method or fuck off.

Also, why exactly should I feel obligated to prove anything to you? Since when is there a general norm on this site that everyone has to provide proven information about their life in some dick-measuring contest? I think the site's ethos is more that one's poasts stand on their own merits. Perhaps your weird obsession with "academic achievement" reflects the lack of any such merit in the inane garbage you poast on here.

You made the claim of being "miles ahead of you by any measure of achievement" - you have the burden of proof, so YOU post YOUR proof or shut the fuck up, Mark. You being an oversharing outed moron doesn't obligate everyone else to follow you down the same path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49540205)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Crimson Domesticated Sandwich Senate

just take the L and get a real job you stupid ass bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49534230)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

This thread is starting to feel like EPAH parodying himself at this point. Sort of a “Poe’s law” type of deal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49534246)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Crimson Domesticated Sandwich Senate

so did Trump by that logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533137)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:21 AM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

Right, Biden totally would’ve won in 2024 if he’d been the nominee, he just, uh, didn’t feel like being US POTUS anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533026)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:29 AM
Author: frozen faggot firefighter orchestra pit

It does not matter. It's just scammers looting from now on, and it did not start with him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533032)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: Ultramarine filthy famous landscape painting fanboi

Biden, who never won an election against anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533038)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:02 AM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

You guys the answer is PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP.

He's an orange-hued dipshit who could never win an election against a MAN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533053)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: coiffed roommate knife

He won against Biden in 2020

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533081)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

That's debatable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533085)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Indecent Heaven

troublingly sexist thread, I assume OP is some kind of misogynist toothless hillbilly from the backwoods of Utah or some such

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533059)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: hideous insecure potus public bath

no one will remember trump by august 2029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533065)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

Doubt that. They really love him ^^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533066)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

Election: a rigidly defined term that can only include a person taking office as a result of a vote, not a person being nominated for an office as a result of a vote.

Girl: a loosely defined term that can mean either a biologically female human child, or a biologically male human child with a bizarre mental condition.

- excerpted from the EPAH Dictionary of English

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533112)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Bearded Persian Old Irish Cottage

biden, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533114)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:48 AM
Author: Crimson Domesticated Sandwich Senate

Ford

Trump beat Biden in 2020 and 2024

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533136)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: hilarious pocket flask

brutal thread. epah needs to borrow some of his daughter’s beard-growing medicine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533480)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: very tactful judgmental nursing home haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49535523)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: underhanded maniacal den

wouldn't the party that nominated women twice against a guy that would have been defeated by any competent man be the retarded ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533482)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Aquamarine Startling Brunch Doctorate

politics makes you stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533498)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

not necessarily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49534199)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: bossy reading party locus

oh ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49534224)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Swollen Buck-toothed Range Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49534248)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: underhanded maniacal den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49534341)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: fear-inspiring mint private investor shrine

he's run for three elections in his entire life. that's a pretty small sample.

twice the opponents chose a woman.

the other time his male opponent got a massive boost of "election fortification."

Trump is supposed to be ashamed of that? not the Dems?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49533516)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:15 AM
Author: Indecent Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49536059)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: lilac dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49536061)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: chrome hairraiser cumskin point

Gerald Ford?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49537458)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Hairless rehab trust fund

Close, but he won over a dozen elections against male opponents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49537514)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Demanding Blathering Keepsake Machete

And Trump beat many male opponents in the GOP primary elections. I notice you never responded to my point about you being a pedantic dipshit about the precise and proper use of the word "election," even as you endlessly bleat about how the word "girl" akshually encompasses your literally biologically male child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id#49538398)