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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
abnormal glittery location degenerate
  07/19/24
I live like this now
Tripping Excitant Spot Wrinkle
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pearly razzmatazz corner
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Juan Eighty
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
Nudist thriller toaster juggernaut
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This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
marvelous idiotic double fault multi-billionaire
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Garnet Internet-worthy Field Turdskin
  07/19/24
*in the next week
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Shimmering hairraiser lodge gunner
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libs maf!
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Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This ...
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Balding High-end State
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marvelous idiotic double fault multi-billionaire
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aggressive station
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NM is back
insecure odious orchestra pit
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God I hope so
Shimmering hairraiser lodge gunner
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
abnormal glittery location degenerate
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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abnormal glittery location degenerate
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Balding High-end State
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mrx sunburst
Balding High-end State
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insecure odious orchestra pit
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Pics?
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insecure odious orchestra pit
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Maize elastic band
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick ....
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floppy patrolman main people
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: abnormal glittery location degenerate

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Tripping Excitant Spot Wrinkle

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: pearly razzmatazz corner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: exhilarant mauve trailer park candlestick maker

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Vigorous property



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Motley Stain



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Nudist thriller toaster juggernaut

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: marvelous idiotic double fault multi-billionaire

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Garnet Internet-worthy Field Turdskin



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: abnormal glittery location degenerate

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Shimmering hairraiser lodge gunner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Canary Shrine

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: painfully honest box office new version



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: razzle crotch



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: translucent library indirect expression

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Garnet Internet-worthy Field Turdskin

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Ungodly headpube sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Canary Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Balding High-end State



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: marvelous idiotic double fault multi-billionaire



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: aggressive station



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: insecure odious orchestra pit

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Shimmering hairraiser lodge gunner

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: abnormal glittery location degenerate

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Garnet Internet-worthy Field Turdskin

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: stirring quadroon shitlib



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: abnormal glittery location degenerate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Sickened associate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Mischievous lemon locus



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Psychic Keepsake Machete



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Indigo trip background story abode



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: emerald crawly native



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling thirsty site sex offender



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: bronze stage foreskin



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Garnet Internet-worthy Field Turdskin



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Carpathian man, US Citizen



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Canary Shrine



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Balding High-end State



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Balding High-end State

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: insecure odious orchestra pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: sick fluffy boiling water rehab

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: insecure odious orchestra pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Passionate home sandwich



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Psychic Keepsake Machete



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Laughsome Psychic Keepsake Machete



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: violet flirting hospital volcanic crater



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Maize elastic band



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: erotic 180 hissy fit

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Garnet Internet-worthy Field Turdskin

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: floppy patrolman main people



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: sick fluffy boiling water rehab

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Ungodly headpube sound barrier

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2...id#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: abnormal glittery location degenerate



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Garnet Internet-worthy Field Turdskin



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: abnormal glittery location degenerate



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