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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
grizzly pervert field
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
primrose vigorous factory reset button
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Dashing Nofapping Nowag
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
primrose vigorous factory reset button
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
racy ungodly institution
  09/22/23
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swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
primrose vigorous factory reset button
  09/22/23
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sticky stage
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Mildly autistic flatulent gaping
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
rebellious school stock car
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
thirsty theater sandwich
  09/22/23
Yes
swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/22/23
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Chartreuse sex offender
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fear-inspiring plaza twinkling uncleanness
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appetizing trump supporter liquid oxygen
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sticky stage
  09/23/23
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appetizing trump supporter liquid oxygen
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abnormal indian lodge
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butt cheeks
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
elite impressive pocket flask site
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
appetizing trump supporter liquid oxygen
  09/22/23
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orange abode associate
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
odious church building
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Carmine gas station potus
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Histrionic topaz mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/23
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swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
chocolate arousing kitchen
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Dashing Nofapping Nowag
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
chocolate arousing kitchen
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Histrionic topaz mad-dog skullcap
  09/27/23
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swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
seedy 180 sanctuary cuckoldry
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
seedy 180 sanctuary cuckoldry
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
swollen marketing idea police squad
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
seedy 180 sanctuary cuckoldry
  09/27/23
lol 😂
concupiscible becky
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
scarlet church goal in life
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
mustard ape
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
scarlet church goal in life
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
swollen marketing idea police squad
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Contagious mentally impaired lodge karate
  09/27/23
Ungh
bright shitlib
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Contagious mentally impaired lodge karate
  10/02/23
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swollen marketing idea police squad
  10/01/23
Yes
chestnut milk
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
razzle chapel laser beams
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: grizzly pervert field

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: primrose vigorous factory reset button

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Dashing Nofapping Nowag

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: primrose vigorous factory reset button

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: racy ungodly institution

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: primrose vigorous factory reset button

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: sticky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent gaping

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: rebellious school stock car

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: thirsty theater sandwich

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Chartreuse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: fear-inspiring plaza twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: appetizing trump supporter liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: sticky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: appetizing trump supporter liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: abnormal indian lodge



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: magenta lascivious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: elite impressive pocket flask site

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: appetizing trump supporter liquid oxygen

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: orange abode associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: odious church building

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Carmine gas station potus

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Histrionic topaz mad-dog skullcap

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: chocolate arousing kitchen

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Dashing Nofapping Nowag

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: chocolate arousing kitchen

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Histrionic topaz mad-dog skullcap

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: seedy 180 sanctuary cuckoldry

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: seedy 180 sanctuary cuckoldry

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: seedy 180 sanctuary cuckoldry

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: concupiscible becky

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: scarlet church goal in life

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: mustard ape

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: scarlet church goal in life

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Contagious mentally impaired lodge karate

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: bright shitlib

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Contagious mentally impaired lodge karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: swollen marketing idea police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: chestnut milk

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: razzle chapel laser beams

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id#49894111)