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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
erotic razzle station
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Territorial newt theater stage
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
talented wagecucks den
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
erotic razzle station
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Territorial newt theater stage
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
erotic razzle station
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Sexy windowlicker athletic conference
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
Maniacal House Roast Beef
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Shimmering Temple Water Buffalo
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Aqua internal respiration menage
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offensive at-the-ready cuck
  08/21/18
The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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avocado parlor
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abnormal curious toilet seat
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avocado parlor
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
Transparent jew
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Shimmering Temple Water Buffalo
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nofapping brunch candlestick maker
  08/20/18
In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
erotic razzle station
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avocado parlor
  11/14/19
Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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cyan vivacious friendly grandma lodge
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Aqua internal respiration menage
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irradiated carmine spot
  08/20/18
I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
erotic razzle station
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irradiated carmine spot
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
erotic razzle station
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
talented wagecucks den
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
irradiated carmine spot
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
erotic razzle station
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
irradiated carmine spot
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
erotic razzle station
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
irradiated carmine spot
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
erotic razzle station
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
irradiated carmine spot
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
erotic razzle station
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
irradiated carmine spot
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
erotic razzle station
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
erotic razzle station
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
onyx boiling water
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onyx boiling water
  08/20/18
lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
Nubile crackhouse
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erotic razzle station
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
Motley ticket booth
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Silver trailer park organic girlfriend
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Exhilarant emerald piazza
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
Charismatic glassy trump supporter queen of the night
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comical jap
  08/21/18
Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Silver trailer park organic girlfriend
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
Honey-headed cocky indian lodge faggot firefighter
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
tripping base
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Maniacal House Roast Beef
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
Heady slimy field people who are hurt
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irradiated carmine spot
  08/25/18
Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
erotic razzle station
  11/14/19
historically important thread
Nubile crackhouse
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Citrine marvelous alpha
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
erotic razzle station
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Candy Ride
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Territorial newt theater stage



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: talented wagecucks den

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Territorial newt theater stage

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Sexy windowlicker athletic conference

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Maniacal House Roast Beef

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Shimmering Temple Water Buffalo



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Aqua internal respiration menage



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Garnet prole rehab



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: offensive at-the-ready cuck



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: tripping base

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: avocado parlor



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: abnormal curious toilet seat



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: avocado parlor



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Transparent jew

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Shimmering Temple Water Buffalo



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: nofapping brunch candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: avocado parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: boyish chad

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: cyan vivacious friendly grandma lodge



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Aqua internal respiration menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: irradiated carmine spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: irradiated carmine spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: talented wagecucks den

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: irradiated carmine spot

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: irradiated carmine spot

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: irradiated carmine spot

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: irradiated carmine spot

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: irradiated carmine spot

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: onyx boiling water

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: onyx boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Nubile crackhouse

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: erotic razzle station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Motley ticket booth

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Silver trailer park organic girlfriend



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant emerald piazza

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Charismatic glassy trump supporter queen of the night

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: comical jap



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Silver trailer park organic girlfriend

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Honey-headed cocky indian lodge faggot firefighter

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: tripping base

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Maniacal House Roast Beef

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Heady slimy field people who are hurt

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: irradiated carmine spot



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Nubile crackhouse

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Citrine marvelous alpha



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: erotic razzle station

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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