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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

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Abusive Dashing Voyeur
  07/09/25
(The Beaver™ Logs All)
Abusive Dashing Voyeur
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Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
Abusive Dashing Voyeur
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Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
Abusive Dashing Voyeur
  07/09/25
I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
High-end french mental disorder
  07/09/25
Wtf
Red National Party Of The First Part
  07/09/25
Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
Motley house-broken business firm
  07/09/25
It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
Red National Party Of The First Part
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There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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When do I start?
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Pungent step-uncle's house
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cerebral box office digit ratio
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Can I jog around the parking lot?
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  07/19/25
Can my wife and kids be with me?
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  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
mahogany odious police squad pit
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
Cream Histrionic School Cafeteria
  07/09/25
sign me up
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If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
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cerebral box office digit ratio
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Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
Arousing Bronze State
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The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
Red National Party Of The First Part
  07/09/25
avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
Crystalline Roommate Theater Stage
  07/09/25
youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
Red National Party Of The First Part
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i'm not trapped in here with you etc
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cerebral box office digit ratio
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ttiwwop
vigorous stage
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This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
Khaki church
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What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
Fuchsia Idiotic Electric Furnace Theatre
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Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
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cerebral box office digit ratio
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Pungent step-uncle's house
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Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
Thriller gas station people who are hurt
  07/09/25
I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
Crystalline Roommate Theater Stage
  07/09/25
But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
Motley house-broken business firm
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cerebral box office digit ratio
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Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
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whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
Contagious demanding headpube private investor
  07/09/25
Lol
Red National Party Of The First Part
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Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
Arousing Bronze State
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your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
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razzle-dazzle dilemma
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Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
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boyish lemon rigor
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I don't see why not.
mahogany odious police squad pit
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assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
Big-titted Parlor
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Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
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regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
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cerebral box office digit ratio
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Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
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cerebral box office digit ratio
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Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
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Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
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Glittery rehab
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would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
Contagious demanding headpube private investor
  07/10/25
U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
Zombie-like Temple Hairy Legs
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So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
Thriller gas station people who are hurt
  07/10/25
OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
Motley house-broken business firm
  07/11/25
And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
Thriller gas station people who are hurt
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This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
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Abusive Dashing Voyeur
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Plum Soggy Lettuce Codepig
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As long as I could get a nicer bed.
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Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
Abusive Dashing Voyeur
  07/11/25
Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
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you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show ...
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Motley house-broken business firm
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Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
mewling mad cow disease potus
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cerebral box office digit ratio
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DESCRIBE the research
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mewling mad cow disease potus
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You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
chartreuse cracking locus incel
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so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
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cerebral box office digit ratio
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Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
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I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
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What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
Motley house-broken business firm
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cerebral box office digit ratio
  07/13/25
Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
chartreuse cracking locus incel
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Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
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excitant violent home
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But where do I get 25m
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: High-end french mental disorder

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: Red National Party Of The First Part

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Motley house-broken business firm

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Red National Party Of The First Part

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: High-end french mental disorder

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: High-end french mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: High-end french mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092289)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092294)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092298)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094321)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: High-end french mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094526)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094896)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: High-end french mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097125)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: High-end french mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097339)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49113754)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: High-end french mental disorder



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49117123)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: Sinister lavender jewess

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088560)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: Pungent step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097142)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal stock car

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091991)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: boyish lemon rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49099015)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: canary maniacal preventive strike personal credit line



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Cream Histrionic School Cafeteria

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: mahogany odious police squad pit

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Cream Histrionic School Cafeteria

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Contagious demanding headpube private investor

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Alcoholic Address Marketing Idea

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Khaki church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085444)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091992)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Arousing Bronze State

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Red National Party Of The First Part

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Crystalline Roommate Theater Stage

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Red National Party Of The First Part

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Crystalline Roommate Theater Stage

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: vigorous stage

ttiwwop

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Khaki church

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Fuchsia Idiotic Electric Furnace Theatre

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Red National Party Of The First Part

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Glittery rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088778)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: Pungent step-uncle's house

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Thriller gas station people who are hurt

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Crystalline Roommate Theater Stage

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Motley house-broken business firm

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086844)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed main people

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Contagious demanding headpube private investor

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Red National Party Of The First Part

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Arousing Bronze State

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Contagious demanding headpube private investor

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Yellow Nowag Sneaky Criminal

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Glittery rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: boyish lemon rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: mahogany odious police squad pit

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Big-titted Parlor

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: know-it-all exciting cuckoldry whorehouse

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Big-titted Parlor

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: bateful shivering shitlib trailer park

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Zombie-like Temple Hairy Legs

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: know-it-all exciting cuckoldry whorehouse

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Glittery rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Contagious demanding headpube private investor

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Zombie-like Temple Hairy Legs

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Thriller gas station people who are hurt

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Motley house-broken business firm

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Thriller gas station people who are hurt

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Wine adulterous corn cake sound barrier

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Startling irradiated background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Plum Soggy Lettuce Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094733)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Submissive reading party

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: chartreuse cracking locus incel

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Zombie-like Temple Hairy Legs

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094708)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Motley house-broken business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095506)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: mewling mad cow disease potus

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094709)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Arousing Bronze State

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094897)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Abusive Dashing Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095131)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Tripping Library Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095607)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: mewling mad cow disease potus

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: chartreuse cracking locus incel

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: mewling mad cow disease potus

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: chartreuse cracking locus incel

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095126)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: stubborn 180 tanning salon wrinkle

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Motley house-broken business firm

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: chartreuse cracking locus incel

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Alcoholic Address Marketing Idea

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: spectacular locale

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic Address Marketing Idea

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: spectacular locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: cerebral box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Glittery rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: boyish lemon rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49099032)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: boyish lemon rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49114022)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: excitant violent home

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: floppy underhanded casino

But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49114065)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic Address Marketing Idea

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49116415)