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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Ho lee fuk Once again, xo ahead of the game
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Sexy Stage



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: wonderful orchestra pit hominid

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: deep party of the first part institution



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: 180 bearded trailer park pocket flask



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: cream mind-boggling church

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Slate nighttime filthpig tanning salon

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: wonderful orchestra pit hominid

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: multi-colored goyim

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: sooty insanely creepy circlehead



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: judgmental razzmatazz native striped hyena

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Aromatic Cordovan Cumskin

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Flushed theater stage personal credit line

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: odious stag film



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Flushed theater stage personal credit line

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: racy brass friendly grandma windowlicker

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: bull headed hospital



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Flushed theater stage personal credit line

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Hot costumed principal's office

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Slippery razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard karate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: pink fanboi

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Stubborn Laughsome Nursing Home

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Flushed theater stage personal credit line

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Flushed theater stage personal credit line

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Slippery razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard karate



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: pink fanboi



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: bull headed hospital

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: judgmental razzmatazz native striped hyena

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Flushed theater stage personal credit line



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: insecure cuck pervert

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: bistre school

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: ocher vivacious senate legend



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: topaz disturbing sanctuary mad-dog skullcap

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: sickened resort

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired galvanic home



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Zippy marvelous lay philosopher-king



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann community account



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: magenta meetinghouse

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: multi-colored goyim



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: sapphire point azn



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Indigo Exhilarant Range

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: insecure cuck pervert



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Rickys Ark



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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