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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
yellow national feces
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
swashbuckling theatre
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
Purple spectacular shrine patrolman
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
yellow national feces
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
Histrionic church building crotch
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
yellow national feces
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
doobsian mental disorder
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
contagious dingle berry institution
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
yellow national feces
  04/28/21
...
Learning disabled light keepsake machete
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
Histrionic church building crotch
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
yellow national feces
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
Passionate Forum Friendly Grandma
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
swashbuckling theatre
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
titillating dilemma multi-billionaire
  04/27/21
...
Glittery cerise resort
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
iridescent pisswyrm kitty cat
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
Histrionic church building crotch
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
iridescent pisswyrm kitty cat
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
Gold fantasy-prone boltzmann
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
titillating dilemma multi-billionaire
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
Vengeful Exhilarant Parlour Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
yellow national feces
  04/27/21
...
Electric Peach Prole
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
poppy vivacious location police squad
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
yellow national feces
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
Ruddy party of the first part
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
yellow national feces
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
poppy vivacious location police squad
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
doobsian mental disorder
  08/15/22
...
Effete meetinghouse
  05/12/24
...
Adventurous Stag Film
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
vermilion address
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
yellow national feces
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
Arrogant House Bbw
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
yellow national feces
  04/27/21
...
tripping trailer park regret
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
Balding laser beams jew
  08/15/22
...
titillating dilemma multi-billionaire
  08/15/22
...
yellow national feces
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
pale aphrodisiac legal warrant hunting ground
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
yellow national feces
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Supple skinny woman pocket flask
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
titillating dilemma multi-billionaire
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
vibrant bat-shit-crazy property sweet tailpipe
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
yellow national feces
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Learning disabled light keepsake machete
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
umber nowag crackhouse
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
yellow national feces
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
contagious dingle berry institution
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
Vengeful Exhilarant Parlour Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/28/21
lol
titillating dilemma multi-billionaire
  08/15/22
lol
flushed unholy tanning salon
  08/15/22
...
yellow national feces
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
swashbuckling theatre
  08/15/22
...
scarlet milk
  08/15/22
...
yellow national feces
  02/07/24
...
Shivering Stain Hospital
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
scarlet milk
  08/16/22
...
yellow national feces
  05/12/24
We survived.
Learning disabled light keepsake machete
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
titillating dilemma multi-billionaire
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
Gaped Vigorous Trump Supporter Market
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
underhanded cuckold
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
laughsome dark psychic senate
  05/12/24


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: yellow national feces

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling theatre

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: Purple spectacular shrine patrolman

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: yellow national feces

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: Histrionic church building crotch

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: yellow national feces

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: doobsian mental disorder

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: contagious dingle berry institution

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: yellow national feces

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Learning disabled light keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: Histrionic church building crotch

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: yellow national feces

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: Passionate Forum Friendly Grandma

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling theatre

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: titillating dilemma multi-billionaire

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Glittery cerise resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: iridescent pisswyrm kitty cat

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Histrionic church building crotch

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: iridescent pisswyrm kitty cat

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Gold fantasy-prone boltzmann

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: titillating dilemma multi-billionaire

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Vengeful Exhilarant Parlour Scourge Upon The Earth

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: yellow national feces

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Electric Peach Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: poppy vivacious location police squad

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: yellow national feces

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: Ruddy party of the first part

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: yellow national feces

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: poppy vivacious location police squad

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: doobsian mental disorder

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Effete meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Adventurous Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: vermilion address

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: yellow national feces

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: Arrogant House Bbw

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: yellow national feces

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: tripping trailer park regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Balding laser beams jew

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: titillating dilemma multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: yellow national feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: pale aphrodisiac legal warrant hunting ground

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: yellow national feces

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Supple skinny woman pocket flask

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: titillating dilemma multi-billionaire

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: vibrant bat-shit-crazy property sweet tailpipe

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: yellow national feces

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Learning disabled light keepsake machete

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: umber nowag crackhouse

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: yellow national feces

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: contagious dingle berry institution

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: Vengeful Exhilarant Parlour Scourge Upon The Earth

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: titillating dilemma multi-billionaire

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: flushed unholy tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45019637)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: yellow national feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling theatre

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: scarlet milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: yellow national feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Shivering Stain Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: scarlet milk

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: yellow national feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Learning disabled light keepsake machete

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: titillating dilemma multi-billionaire

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Gaped Vigorous Trump Supporter Market

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: underhanded cuckold

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: laughsome dark psychic senate

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2...id#47654974)