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the REAL reason Americans eat sweet corn as a staple is really fucking sad
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy Indians never grew sweet corn as a staple. They considered it an oddity that was only used on ceremonial occasions to make sweets. They ate hundreds of varieties of maize and only a few were sweet corn.
The problem is that by the time Europeans arrived here, they were already hooked on sugar from Asia. They kept asking these American Indians "what's good to eat around here" and Indians kept giving them all this maize, but it never worked. The Europeans never said "oh thank you, this is great" until some tribe noticed their sugar addiction and offered them some sweet corn. It was at that point that Europeans finally came to love maize, and now it's ILLEGAL to use other varieties of maize for anything but animal feed and home decor |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: Alcoholic internal respiration codepig why the fuck are you babbling about corn so much today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564646) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:41 PM Author: cruel-hearted haunting toilet seat antidepressant drug he's a schizo freak, he babbles all day every day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564956) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:38 PM Author: Histrionic filthy range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49565589) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Topaz Zippy Church Building Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566161) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Bull headed painfully honest home useless brakes Finally a sweet treat masterman weighs in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566617) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:56 AM Author: Topaz Zippy Church Building Electric Furnace i enjoy the whimsy of NSAMs schizo obsessions. i mean, who could ever have predicted SWEET CORN would be one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566163) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: internet-worthy school love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566539) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: Arousing magenta reading party locale what the fuck are you talking about? corn meal and all sorts of other corn products are made from field corn.
people eat unprocessed sweet corn as a meal because it tastes good, unlike a mouth full of bland starch.
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy https://www.quakeroats.com/products/more-products-from-quaker/specialty-items/corn-meal/yellow-corn-meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564902) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:12 PM Author: Arousing magenta reading party locale yeah, that's field corn, a good example of how you are wrong about corn as with every other topic
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Date: January 5th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy Whatever the fuck this is they don't eat it in Mexico
https://i.imgur.com/sP0sh6l.jpeg |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:19 PM Author: Arousing magenta reading party locale i assume they do, just because you have been wrong about everything else
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Date: January 5th, 2026 10:22 PM Author: Arousing magenta reading party locale what do you know, our lowest IQ poster is wrong again:
https://www.amazon.com.mx/Albers-harina-ma%C3%ADz-amarillo-40/dp/B00NPVK8D0/
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:56 AM Author: Topaz Zippy Church Building Electric Furnace ever hear of elote? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566164) |
Date: January 5th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: Floppy marketing idea stage woah! where does polenta fit into all of this?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564573) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy For 12,000 years it was made with without maize (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564590) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: Alcoholic internal respiration codepig for 12,000 years ppl also wiped their assholes without toilet paper and didn't have cable TV or air conditioning. when it was hot out in the summer they would sit in a hot ass room because they had no AC staring at a wall because they had no TV and wiped their assholes with pages from the book of Leviticus when they took a shit because they had no toilet paper. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564865) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy https://youtube.com/shorts/zd7bIaqYxLc?si=KchyeAZ7u2sdTh1A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564920) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:37 PM Author: Alcoholic internal respiration codepig real tortillas are made with flour and not corn anyways. lol at eating shitty cattle grade feed corn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564947) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:40 PM Author: red soul-stirring meetinghouse what about poblano peppers? do they not have a place? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564634) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: Translucent goal in life Its not a fucking 'staple' and we're able to have sweet corn all year round because of preservation technology (canning and freezing) instead it being very seasonal. Go munch on some flint corn, Poasts Too Much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564655) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy It's in are Coca-Cola and are fuel tanks. It's absolutely a staple. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564766) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: Translucent goal in life That's high-fructose corn syrup which is NOT made from sweet corn, dumbass. They use enzymes to break down regular starchy corn to glucose, dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564813) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:00 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy It's sugar from corn. That's all we ever wanted. We don't eat delicious foods like pozole here because they're not full of sugar.
Interesting fact: Indians didn't have sugar or even honey. They had something like honey but it more of a liquid you drank and it wasn't very sweet. Mayans used cocoa beans as currency but they ate and drank all their chocolate with no sugar |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: hideous abnormal organic girlfriend Yeah if only we could be more like the Mayans and the Anasazi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49565532) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Godawful Light Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564912) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Deep university mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566538) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: pungent dark casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564808) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Cowardly Incel Corner thinking about shoving some sweet corn up my ass in honor of your cornMEGAPOASTING (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564666) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Vibrant giraffe link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564786) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Alcoholic internal respiration codepig Anyone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564788) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: concupiscible hissy fit kitty cat this is a man of many interests (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564801) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: Zombie-like Institution Stain Hitler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564897) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:20 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy Here's the real dividing line between the USA and Mexico:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixtamalization
Mexicans do that shit to their corn. It's necessary in order to make it nutritious. However you can't find any nixtamalized corn products at Kroger or Safeway or even Whole Foods. Go ahead and try. 100% of the corn we eat is processed some other way.
That's why 100% of our tortillas taste like dogshit. We had to invent flour tortillas to compensate for the shittiness of our corn tortillas, which crumble and fall apart as soon as they touch moisture. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: Crystalline fortuitous meteor Wtf are you talking about you can find maseca at any grocery store in the United States (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564938) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy If it's nixtamalized it's gotta have lime listed in the ingredient label. Go ahead and find a pack of corn flour that includes lime on the ingredient label. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564940) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: Talented mischievous personal credit line https://www.instacart.com/products/203565
INGREDIENTS: CORN TREATED WITH HYDRATED LIME. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:06 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy MASECA® is one of the many brands of GRUMA (Grupo MASECA®), a Mexican company
https://mimaseca.com/en/about-us/ |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:10 PM Author: Crystalline fortuitous meteor and? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49565761) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:13 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy NSAM: Mexicans don't eat our shitcorn
You: shoulda listened to NSAM |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:14 PM Author: Crystalline fortuitous meteor " However you can't find any nixtamalized corn products at Kroger or Safeway or even Whole Foods. " ??? |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:20 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy Whatever birdshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49565785) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:28 AM Author: Talented mischievous personal credit line lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566128) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: Topaz Zippy Church Building Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566176) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: Crystalline fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566997) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 11:14 PM Author: Crystalline fortuitous meteor https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/product/masienda-heirloom-blue-corn-masa-harina-352-oz-b0988zf5s7
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/product/masienda-organic-corn-tortillas-10-count-9-oz-b0ctb7pcdp |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:23 PM Author: Godawful Light Bawdyhouse your thread kind of fell apart when you conflated sweet corn with regular corn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564915) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy Regular corn requires nixtamalization before it can be digested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564918) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Godawful Light Bawdyhouse right but the only product Americans eat with sweet corn is "corn on the cob" sweet corn and canned sweet corn as an added ingredient
all of the products you are MAF about aren't sweet corn |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:39 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy All the corn in people's cereal and beer is sweet corn. So is the corn they use to make whiskey in the south (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564951) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: Alcoholic internal respiration codepig so the reason mexican and gook beer all tastes like pisswater is because they use shitty corn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564954) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:23 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy Mexico doesn't make any bad beer. Their shittiest brand is Indio and it's 5000x better than Coors. Their microbrews are all 180 too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49565206) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: Alcoholic internal respiration codepig lol. mexican beer all sucks shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566229) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy Consumers will agree with you any day now! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566573) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: unholy lake shitlib associate cereal is made of field corn not sweet corn you dumb motherfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49565183) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy https://youtube.com/shorts/9yC7mtiMsfU?si=zI9ElUoFOmOGLYo3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564922) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: concupiscible hissy fit kitty cat Another angle here: how widespread was the use of sugar in Britain in the early 1600s? Do you suppose the ones who chartered off in search of a better life were swimming in tarts and figgy pudding back home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564929) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy The Dutch and the Spanish probably had a lock on the sugar trade by then. Britain arrived on the scene later and they seemed more into textiles, tea and opium. Seems like the Europeans with any kind of chocolate culture are in central/northern Europe, and Russia I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49564933) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 8:47 PM Author: cerebral community account chocolate as we know it was invented in spain. i fucking dipped a churro in a cup full of 180 chocolate in madrid last week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49565434) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: red soul-stirring meetinghouse is that what you call your dick now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49565454) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:16 PM Author: cerebral community account yep, it's easier to pronounce when it's down your throat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49565519) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 9:23 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy Spain was ruled by German kings at that time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49565538) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy Wow, according to reddit you can't even get real lime in the store, that's why everyone on youtube is making their own:
https://www.reddit.com/r/mexicanfood/comments/1g6kzbh/nixtamal_foodgrade_pickling_lime_vs_builders_lime/ |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: Hilarious gas station puppy Corn is so basic to bourbon, it’s a federal law: In order to be called bourbon, at least 51% of the grain used to make it must be corn. (Other grains such as barley, rye, and wheat all come in second.)
America has a thing for corn, going back to the first Thanksgiving in 1621, a meal the Pilgrims organized specifically to celebrate their first successful corn harvest. That’s how big a deal corn was.
https://luxrowdistillers.com/blog/bourbon-guide-to-corn/ |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: Topaz Zippy Church Building Electric Furnace proving that field corn has been a US staple for centuries, which is what you were arguing against when you created this thread lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566191) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:57 AM Author: abusive mad cow disease jap I don't find that particularly sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817626&forum_id=2...id#49566165) |