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How do I become a world class pussy eater?

I'm not very good at it
Slippery station
  02/13/18
Also curious Also not that good at this
Angry Startling Sandwich
  02/13/18
watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina
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  02/13/18
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  02/13/18
Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while...
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  02/13/18
I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is aw...
Angry Startling Sandwich
  02/13/18
? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly ...
Thriller spot idiot
  02/13/18
Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) o...
Angry Startling Sandwich
  02/13/18
yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the cl...
Thriller spot idiot
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not ...
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  02/13/18
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very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.
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"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finge...
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  02/13/18
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So no one knows, huh?
Slippery station
  02/13/18
let her hump your face.
Thriller spot idiot
  02/13/18
place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?
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  02/13/18
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  02/13/18
Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tom...
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  02/13/18
honeymoon?
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  02/13/18
Possible tryst in the cards on V-day
Slippery station
  02/13/18
180
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  02/13/18
the clit is like a little cock. suck it.
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  02/13/18
Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck...
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  02/13/18
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  02/13/18
sick reference bro
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  06/13/22
variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not h...
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  02/13/18
Nice. TY
Slippery station
  02/13/18
wait, don't you claim to be an incel?
racy principal's office circlehead
  02/13/18
i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex
Sepia effete tank factory reset button
  02/13/18
you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife
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  02/16/18
Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.
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  02/13/18
You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had...
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  02/13/18
nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole
Talented native
  02/13/18
All of the above.
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  02/13/18
he might as well if he's licking the perineum
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  02/13/18
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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Slippery station

I'm not very good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390046)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Angry Startling Sandwich

Also curious

Also not that good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390051)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Misunderstood den windowlicker

watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390058)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Adulterous gaping locus

https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-828860

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390066)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: mustard rehab

Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while you finger her. Not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390072)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Angry Startling Sandwich

I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is awful technique

You aren’t supposed to directly hit the clit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390076)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Thriller spot idiot

? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly hit the clit, including my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390453)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Angry Startling Sandwich

Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) or did you just get RC pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390465)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Thriller spot idiot

yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the clit any more than i want her rubbing my thighs rather than stroking my cock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390472)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Angry Startling Sandwich

Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not a huge number as i won’t eat out any rando off the streets) has not liked having their clit directly touched bc it’s “too sensitive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390483)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Talented native

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35392544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: odious theatre jap



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Thriller spot idiot



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: painfully honest erotic church building boiling water



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: exciting dun space pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393552)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: impressive area becky

ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san jose state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393779)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: racy principal's office circlehead

"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely"

(xo poaster taking notes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393550)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: exciting dun space pisswyrm



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Talented native



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Thriller spot idiot



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Hyperventilating charismatic site



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: impressive area becky



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: violent swashbuckling theater

very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35394005)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: racy principal's office circlehead

"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finger and if the puss is wet, I double wrap my shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35394017)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: violent swashbuckling theater

lulzy subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35394039)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Thriller spot idiot



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: painfully honest erotic church building boiling water

(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she disinterestedly sexts with Chad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393679)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: free-loading razzmatazz tanning salon goyim

Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge number as it's the first thing I go for, I'm like a thirsty marmaduke running in to messily slurp at his water bowl), once they're all warmed up and ready to go, has wanted me to take a power sander & pile driver combo on their clit directly. They've wanted it eaten like they were a naughty lion poacher and I was the king daddy lion screaming for vengeance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393751)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Disgusting chartreuse indian lodge trust fund

hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390108)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: salmon stag film headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390242)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Slippery station

So no one knows, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390448)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Thriller spot idiot

let her hump your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35390466)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: racy principal's office circlehead

place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35392568)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: cracking immigrant



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Slippery station

Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tomorrow night, ideally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35392529)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: exciting dun space pisswyrm

honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35392542)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Slippery station

Possible tryst in the cards on V-day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35392559)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: exciting dun space pisswyrm

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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: exciting dun space pisswyrm

the clit is like a little cock. suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35392541)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Talented native

Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck back and forth so it goes in and out of her vagina hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35392553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: kink-friendly milky stage legal warrant

loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in the game of eating pussy are those who don't play

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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Institution

All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow response cues to learn the secret code for each one. Pace, pressure, location for tongue, hand stims all differ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35392589)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: splenetic dilemma faggot firefighter

Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page

Put a cell phone in her hand to call 911 if she ever gets uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35392606)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating charismatic site

sick reference bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393678)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Iridescent Concupiscible Pistol



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Sepia effete tank factory reset button

variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not hitting the clitoris directly, which in my experience doesn't apply to the typical woman in a state of mild to moderate arousal.

start with a soft tongue and an even up-and-down tickling motion over it, and transition into varied approaches. Stiffen your tongue, or flatten it and use the center, and vary between up-and-down, side-to-side, and circles. When you get tired it's a good time to detach from the clit and take a long, slow lick inside.

If you've been working hard for a while and getting some traction but haven't hit climax add your fingers, start with one and progress to two and just pound gradually harder/faster as needed while still engaged with the tongue. I don't love this because it makes my hand messy but was needed last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Slippery station

Nice. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393664)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: racy principal's office circlehead

wait, don't you claim to be an incel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393755)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Sepia effete tank factory reset button

i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393919)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: racy principal's office circlehead

you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393976)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Talented native



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Sepia effete tank factory reset button



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: mentally impaired offensive mood house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35394330)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Hyperventilating charismatic site



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: balding narrow-minded skinny woman



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: free-loading razzmatazz tanning salon goyim

Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393978)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: stirring glassy public bath partner

You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had 10-15 mins of foreplay and she's in the mood, you should start by licking her very slowly (almost imperceptibly) up and down and down and up. Do this like 20-30 times, while taking 30 seconds or more to go from the perineum all the way to above her clitoris and vice versa.

At this point you should open her up and start doing the same thing to each set of lips, probably alternating between the left and the right set.

You can also start doing it horizontally instead of vertically.

The most important part to remember is that you need to start slow and have a rhythm to your licks. Don't go down there and randomly lick her. She should know what you're intending to do so she can relax and let the stimulation take her to a climax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393914)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Talented native

nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393933)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Glittery faggotry generalized bond

All of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35394011)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: Disgusting chartreuse indian lodge trust fund

he might as well if he's licking the perineum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#44679824)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: heady coldplay fan death wish

lick her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35393948)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: mentally impaired offensive mood house

every girl is different. in my experience what they like depends on how they get themselves off. most (who use fingers) go up and down, but some go side to side or in a circle or at a diagonal angle. you should ask how they make themselves cum and have them show you

get them warmed up as fuck first. the more blood you can get pumping to the pussy region the better. massage her pussy, massage her thighs and ass, kiss her stomach, pull her labia up, etc. the people who say dont hit the clit directly went for the clit too soon. (but some clits are super sensitive and have to be licked throught the hood).

in my opinion the most important thing for you technique wise is to strike a balance between sticking with one thing long enough for them ton get in a groove/try to cum, and knowing when to move on tom something else so they dont get bored and their clit gets numb. generally, I start out gentle, and a slow, creeping lick up from their pussy to their clit is a good move... good to stop just before you go over the clit to tease them at first... once you get going, get a good rhythm going (not too fast, its a marathon for you so pick a pace thats comfortable and you can sustain) and just let them enjoy it... if they get bored or you feel their clit get less aroused go to something else... as aspie as it may sound, i often count the strokes as i do it and give her 100-200 strokes of the same thing (assuming its feeling good) before moving on to let her get in a groove and get close to cumming

the most importnt thing for them to cum is for them to mentally relax and feel like you enjoy eating pussy and arent getting tired... this is tough at first for a girl because theyre self conscious about how long it takes them to cum and how their pussy smells/tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35394240)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: Iridescent Concupiscible Pistol

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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: 180 feces place of business

I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good at that.” Which leads me to believe most guys have no clue what they’re doing or don’t do it. Also leads me to believe I’ll have throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id#35416904)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: hideous aphrodisiac abode

Turn gay

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